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Russian Roulette |
gelfen
Joined: Nov 22, 2003
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From: Melbourne, Australia
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this was originally meant to be about something else, which i will post tomorrow, but i just got this one and couldn't resist. apologies to any Africans in the audience.
An African leader makes an official trip to Russia. At the end of the trip, the Russian leader tells the African that in Russia they have a custom performed at farewells called "Russian Roulette" to demonstrate
one's courage. The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger...CLICK...empty chamber. He hands the revolver to his African guest, and says, "Your turn." Not to be outdone, the African repeats the ritual...CLICK...empty.
The next year, the Russian visits the African country. At the end of the trip, the African tells his Russian peer that he was very impressed with "Russian Roulette" and that he has spent the last year devising an African ritual to demonstrate one's courage. The African then disappears through a door only to reappear a few minutes later smiling, and says, "Your turn." The African escorts the Russian through the door. In the room are six of the most beautiful, naked women he has ever seen. The African explains that he is to choose one of the women, who will perform oral sex on him. Absolutely dumbfounded, the Russian asks, "What kind of test of courage is this?"
"One of them is a cannibal"
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701
Joined: Nov 26, 2002
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From: Romania
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ahahahahhaha hahahaha hahahaha hahaaah AWESOME!  |
mscarrot
Joined: Nov 27, 2002
Posts: 122
From: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
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ROFL..... ....I almost p#ssed my pants.... |
*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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Nice one again - Gelfen ! By the way, are you a comedian by profession, or just so happen to be a close relative of Dolphy ??? , nope? How about Chiquito ??? Just asking here ! |
masseur
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
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From: Sydney, London
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could you please not create a new thread for each humourus post, instead use the famous "Post Your funny Jokes Here " thread
thanks!
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Posted: 2003-12-10 03:49
