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Posted by fatreg
yup..

I don't want to know if it's sc-ones or sc-owns.

the real question is..

jam then cream or cream then jam?

or and do you also put butter on them?

so butter, jam cream or

butter, cream jam?

oh and it's time for scones all round the year, not just a summery thing..

oh and if want to be proper hardcore, butter, cream then black treacle..

sorts out the men from the boys.


Posted by Cycovision
Butter, cream, and then jam. Nothing to do with the taste, just presentation. And a cup of good quality tea from a china pot with milk and a little sugar.

Posted by leeboy13
Butler, jam then cream for me......

sh!t a brick, i want a scone now....... ffs!

fresh cream of course


On 2007-11-12 14:45:57, Cycovision wrote:
Butter, cream, and then jam. Nothing to do with the taste, just presentation. And a cup of good quality tea from a china pot with milk and a little sugar.



somehow i find it hard to picture you in that sinareo..... especially with the tin on your head

[ This Message was edited by: leeboy13 on 2007-11-12 13:48 ]

Posted by fatreg
controversial cyco!







I think is boils down where it's served...

One's a Cornish scone and one's a Devonshire scone

fresh cream Lee? i do hope you mean fresh clotted cream? it just ain't ball if you're not using clotted cream..

just had me a nice fruit scone
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Posted by Cycovision
I'd have cucumber sandwiches too if I wasn't allergic to cucumber. It makes me come out in a rash and suffer flatulence which is rather distressing for my guests as I'm sure you can imagine.

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i know i shludnt laugh but



Posted by >500
defo the jam then the cream.... i mean spreading the jam on top of the cream is gonna be messy cream would be pushed/squashed off the scone, unless you just put a lump of jam on the cream without spreading it presentation would/does look better with jam FIRST!
some nice whipped cream (not the can whipped cream) i mean the normal cream, fresh, but whipped your self, or thickened cream...... if not jam and cream combo, its just butter on its own......... geez Mum hasnt made these in yonks. I know what im telling her in the morning

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Posted by MWEB
Decent quality butter is all a good scone needs IMO, no need to over-egg the pudding with anything else

Posted by Danny_BFC
Never had more than just butter

Mind you i live in Barnsley

Posted by leeboy13
thats no excuse, we had more than that in the valleys..... ok, is it normal to put coal in them?!?!?

Posted by fatreg
ermm I'd say yes leeboy..

better than a sheep surely?

Posted by fatevdestiny

On 2007-11-12 16:10:42, ..:/Ğanny:.. wrote:
Never had more than just butter

Mind you i live in Barnsley



I'm the same Danny. Just butter for me

are we talking plain scones or fruit scones? I hate the fruit one's

Posted by leeboy13

On 2007-11-12 16:22:42, fatreg wrote:
ermm I'd say yes leeboy..

better than a sheep surely?



never had the pleasure of a sheep one, im a vegi.... you keep forgetting.....

Posted by parsnip
scowns!

butter,jam,cream!

Posted by Danny_BFC
@ Fav Fruit FTW

@ Leeboy, i dont get veggie's. One things for sure, i didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian..

Posted by Cycovision
I can't believe that so many people have never had a proper cream tea. It's as English as a bowler hat, signing on the dole and starting a fight at pub chucking out time.

@danny

I'm piscatarian (eat fish but not meat) which is even better. Both meat-eaters and veggies hate us!

@>500

Good lord, no! If you do that you put too much jam on it! The scone should be savored for it's own delectable goodness, you really shouldn't smother it in preserve. Just a little blob on top of the clotted cream is all that's needed!

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Posted by leeboy13
@danny.... when did you fight your way to the top of the food chain lmao!!!!

anyway, i never asked you to understand im not asking why you eat processed mashed up bits of 'animal'..... in actual fact most 'meat' eaters dont actually each the kind of meat your food chain is made up of.... but hey, this aint scones is it?!?! heehe!

ever tried marmite on scones?!?! (i jsut dribbled)...... looks liek leeboys buying scones on the way home!

bTW danny, i aint by any means having a dig just gotta tell it how it is


@cyco...

if i could eat fish i would... it just smells soo bad..... mat tho, i dont think i would ever even wanna eat it again.... its harder to tamper with fish, especially freshly caught fish plus, fish is seriously good for you

youre not hated cyco....

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Posted by Cycovision
Yers. Even though I don't partake in meat myself I can see the attraction of a good quality chop or steak. But how the hell anyone can eat Iceland home-brand chicken nuggets and such like is beyond me; there's more meat in a chickpea curry!

Wouldn't scones and marmite be a little dry?



Posted by leeboy13
lol, it would, but then you add cheese... hmmmmmmmmmmmm!

yeah, the chop, or steak i too can understand, but even red meat to be fair aint 'apprently' all that good for you as your body takes a ges to digest it..... anyway.... each to their own... eat what ever makes you happy aint it



Posted by haynesycop
Just jam and a plain scone non of those silly currants and raisins in them!



Posted by paul101
i smoke them....




Posted by procterdc
If its presentation you want, then its....

1) Scone cut in half
2) Both halves lightly buttered
3) On each half scone - half clotted cream and half strawberry jam
4) Add a mint leaf to each scone (sticks better to the cream)
5) Icing sugar - In a sieve over the scones (gives it a christmassy look too lol)

This is how I used to serve them in the hotel I used to work for.

Posted by Cycovision
^^^^^

YES! That sounds absolutely lovely!

Posted by paul101
fried with a ton of butter

Posted by leeboy13
ok, following thsi thread - i went to tesco's on the way home and bought 6.... but to my shock..... i had NO JAM at home!!!!!! arrrgggghhhhhhh!

still nice tho

Posted by procterdc
Had an idea, why don't we all buy scones, make them in our own individual way, then photograph them and post the pic here?? We could ask masseur to judge lol


Posted by leeboy13
lmao, im in.... will make something special tonight

Posted by pmerryman
It has to be the cream then the jam for me, and it has to be clotted cream.

Has anyone ever heard them called scons?

Might just be up here in Oldham.

Posted by Cycovision
Pah! It's only pronounced 'scons' by people who are pretending to be posh. It's 'scones', sounds like 'stones'

Posted by leeboy13
also sounds like, , bones, cones, drones, thrones and my personal fav moans..

Posted by haynesycop
Mmmmmmm!




Posted by pmerryman
It looks like you have forgot the cream.

I know they are scones, but I have heard people call them scons.

Posted by >500
scons sounds better

Posted by haynesycop
Only posh people call them scones up here, scons sounds much better.


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