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paul101
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i got locked in a port-a-loo, then it decided it would give itself a wash out with loadsof water 
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methylated_spirit
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I woke up and it was sore. Quote from Wikipedia:
Torsions are sometimes called "winter syndrome". This is because they often happen in winter, when it is cold outside. The scrotum of a man who has been lying in a warm bed is relaxed. When he arises, his scrotum is exposed to the colder room air. If the spermatic cord is twisted while the scrotum is loose, the sudden contraction that results from the abrupt temperature change can trap the testicle in that position. The result is a testicular torsion.
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paul101
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too much detail!!! 
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Muhammad-Oli
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Hahaha, thats hilarious... Cold round your parts then? 
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methylated_spirit
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Indeed it is, yes. The west coast of Scotland is notoriously freezing.
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Muhammad-Oli
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Who said I meant those parts? 
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methylated_spirit
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Ahh, touche!
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paul101
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On 2008-01-31 14:00:15, methylated_spirit wrote:
Indeed it is, yes. The west coast of Scotland is notoriously freezing.
it was snowing this morning, when i got back from the spar i resembled a snowman!!
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max_wedge
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On 2008-01-31 15:51:50, Muhummad-Oli wrote:
Who said I meant those parts?
I can't believe meths missed that pun
Your losing your edge meths.. 
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methylated_spirit
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I "touche'd" it lols
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max_wedge
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yep, nice touche mate! Chivalry ain't dead yet in England
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methylated_spirit
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I don't know it could well be, i'm not in England i'm in Scotland!
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max_wedge
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doh! I knew that, I just lumped you all into the one island (unforgiveable I know)
You are free to call me a New Zealander in retribution..
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fatreg
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^^ Can we just call you British instead?  as that is essentially what you are!!!
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Muhammad-Oli
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Haha, us New Zealanders get called Australian all the time. Especially by know-nothing US celebrities who think New Zealand is a state of Australia. That idiot rapper Akon thought New Zealand was in Europe!
Anyway, what says max_wedge is not Aboriginal, and therefore not British at all?! I don't think he is Aboriginal though...
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Posted: 2008-01-31 12:53
