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The Official Esato "Im bursting for the toilet and my zip is stuck" Thread |
Cornholio_666
Joined: Nov 30, 2004
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From: London
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i was in my second year in secondary school in 99/2000, and i was in english. i was dying for a shit and my english teacher wouldn't let me go. i kept asking her and she eventually said okay. I nearly vomitted i needed a shit so bad. ran downstairs into bog and oh the relief!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Ooohhhh, one to savour!
I love the "exploders", you know where you just whip down the Y's in the nick of time and your bum cannon fires gobbets of hot, sticky mush all over the place. now THATS a shit to enjoy. Its not a real shit unless you need to take a shower afterwards.
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paulbang
Joined: Apr 01, 2005
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From: Bangalore - starry eyed surpri
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Not very funny. . . .Meth this is getting repetitive.  .
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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I can only show the way, 'tis for others to keep the torch blazing, and follow the true path to garbageness.
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K700i_2004
Joined: Aug 18, 2004
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From: Kilmarnock_Scotland
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just piss yourself, your never more than 8,000 miles from home unless your an astronaught |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Well said!
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great
Joined: Jan 24, 2008
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What can you tell me about some rental toilets? Can someone help me? Thanks.
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Rental toilets! Aha, the 9th wonder of the world. Just don't lose your watch, the chemicals will burn your hand into a wee painful stump. Porta-loo's were invented in 1436 by Keith Chegwin, however they were not very successful until he appeared naked on that attention-grabbing show on Channel 5. Attention-grabbing it might have been, but sales of chemical toilets went through the roof, as people were buying them to burn their eyes out with the chemicals after seeing Cheggers in the altogether. A fine piece of marketing strategy, he has made almost £10 in the last 5 years. Amazing.
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whizkidd
Joined: May 14, 2004
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From: India
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Whats the eight?
T230 >> T610 >> Ngage QD >> N73 >> N85 >> Omnia HD >> And countless other review units |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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1. James Bond
2. luxury toilet paper
3. kebabs
4. Guitar Hero
5. processed cheese
6. enchiladas
7. WWE wrestling
8. Clint Eastwood
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Sammy_boy
Joined: Mar 31, 2004
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From: Staffordshire, United Kingdom
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Great thread this, had me laughing out loud, don't know how I missed this first time round! 
Sadly no humourous toilet stories to tell,nearest I have is that I 'followed through' just as I was about to leave the house for work a couple of weeks ago. Had to use the loo pretty quick, which made me about 10 minutes late for work. Needless to say, I couldn't give them the whole truth as to why I was late for work when I finally turned up! 
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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From: England
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I once cleared a small bar in london with some incontrollable flatulence caused by a dodgy meal the night before, but touch wood I've never followed-through or such like as yet...
God it was embarrassing!
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leeboy13
Joined: Sep 28, 2005
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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i remmeber being a kid and walking up a really steep hill.... every step i took i managed to fart, i was that impressed i continued to do it every step.... about half way, i *cough* laid a rose bud in my tighty whities! never the less i had to go home, shower and get changed
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Muhammad-Oli
Joined: Jun 13, 2004
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From: The NZ of L
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On 2005-07-11 19:37:35, methylated_spirit wrote:
Its not a real shit unless you need to take a shower afterwards.
Oh god, I can't stop laughing... Careful, I may need a shit soon 
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fatevdestiny
Joined: Oct 22, 2007
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From: Glasgow
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When I was a kid, I was ill and lying on the living room floor currled up and I farted and followed right through.
Needless to say I started crying 
Never done it again (touch wood)
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