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leeboy13
Joined: Sep 28, 2005
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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how do i explain that i crashed my car last night.... 
went into teh back of someone... funny thing was she was holding her nech striaght away..... actually i guess it aint that funny - but its one of those you either laugh or cry.........
How do i break the good newws to my ma and pa seeing as they gave me the car shitty!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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 Is it a write-off? Full and frank explanation, dear boy! What happened? Are you ok?
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leeboy13
Joined: Sep 28, 2005
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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im k matey 
basically went into teh back of her at some traffic lights... she had stoped and i was going around her...... obviously didnt go around enough tho
The damage to my car aint huge, but i guess its a right off as its not worth £500..............
What a mofo mate
and im 100% shes gonna claim whiplash....... which i swear to you is utter crap... i wasnt even wearing a seat belt (not that im proud)...... i hit her at about 10mph or less.......
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Bjerkebanen
Joined: Feb 26, 2002
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From: El culo del mundo! OSLO NORUEG
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I want to get a chicken egg into a bottle witouth breaking it. Is it possible?
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SCORPIONKING1982
Joined: Mar 11, 2003
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From: Leeswood
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depends how big the bottle is 
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Danny_BFC
Joined: Jun 18, 2006
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From: Barnsley, Phone,
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it is possible, did it at school ages ago, cant remember how |
rrojas260
Joined: Dec 13, 2003
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From: Valencia, Venezuela
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I saw it once, i think you had to put a source of fire into the bottle (i mean matches or a candle) and put the egg on the bottle hole, the fire would consume the air inside creating a suction effect that would suck the egg inside.
I think
edit: i was near http://www.spartechsoftware.com/reeko/Experiments/ExpEggInABottle.htm
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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how do i get around the smoking ban?
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masseur
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
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From: Sydney, London
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stop smoking?
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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On 2007-07-18 15:47:42, masseur wrote:
stop smoking?
he's quick, dag-nabbit
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masseur
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
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From: Sydney, London
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smoking mask?
smoking helmet?
etc etc...
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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nice is that you modelling it for us?
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masseur
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
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From: Sydney, London
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no, I'm not that handsome
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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Now have that half full of ice cold beer and I'd definitely buy one 
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masseur
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
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From: Sydney, London
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I have one of these which is probably as close as we'll get for what you want
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Posted: 2006-07-12 11:09
