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xxambad4fellaxx
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Posted: 2010-03-15 00:31
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You must be Jamaican..Coz Jamaican me crazy!!;)
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Posted: 2010-03-15 00:32
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ceaser2008
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Posted: 2010-03-17 12:52
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Today it is very hot here. Oh Jamaican, turn that fan on. FULL SPEED.
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alexslane
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Posted: 2010-03-18 09:00
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Quote:

On 2010-01-02 23:20:53, Nanu wrote:
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?




That's the best chat up line I have heard for ages.

I would say I would use that one myself but I am sure that the wife would object !
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Bonovox
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Posted: 2010-03-18 09:37
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Nice dress it would look good on my bedroom floor
Phone?? What phone??
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Posted: 2010-03-18 19:44
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I Love the chloroform one, made me
is that wrong
Bonovox
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Posted: 2010-03-18 19:53
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Well if you cannot take a joke then
Phone?? What phone??
ceaser2008
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Posted: 2010-03-19 09:34
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Why not smelling a laughing gas?
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xxambad4fellaxx
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Posted: 2010-03-19 22:15
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FAAARRRTTTTT!!!:D
ceaser2008
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Posted: 2010-03-26 12:24
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oh that stinks

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xnuo
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Posted: 2010-09-02 23:44
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+10 on the cloroform line. phrase FTW!
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Posted: 2010-09-03 01:11
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Do you like chicken ???
Wanna suck this it's foul.

Any chance of a dance ???
I suppose a blow job is out of the question then.
alenn
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Posted: 2011-02-17 20:28
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she:hey,wanna have sex?
he:no,just a beer
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