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The official best lines that WONT get you laid thread! |
brownie1989
Joined: Feb 23, 2005
Posts: 204
From: Near Stoke City FC!!!! WOOOOOO
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Or keep talking about her t!ts all nyt.
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bronxdude
Joined: Sep 19, 2006
Posts: > 500
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Your parents must be terrorists
because youre THE BOMB. heheh |
alexslane
Joined: Jan 10, 2009
Posts: 439
From: south wales u.k
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did you get a ticket for the cloakroom , if so get you ticket out you have pulled!
or dont be shy you mother was'nt 
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Tsepz_GP
Joined: Dec 27, 2006
Posts: > 500
From: Johannesburg, South Africa
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"wow,the stars look great" (in BROAD DAYLIGHT!!)-Yes a friend of mine did this last year before id met him to some girl, his other mates will never let him forget it 
"Im gona take you down to funky town!"
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Liverpool City Centre
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How funny! I'm gonna come up with some crackers. Hang on....
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Liverpool City Centre
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ave u got a mirror girl? Coz I can see myself in your pants before the end of the night...
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coolharsh55
Joined: Oct 22, 2008
Posts: 476
From: pune, india
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here's some originals...
shit! god reinforced my viginity! will you help me lose it???
i think i have a problem sleeping alone... company???
say, the world is coming to an end... how about a last sex???
say beauty, aint i handsome? and dont you want your children handsomer???
how about a private view of the parts before i am in contract???
i follow the religion of virility... wanna pray???
i heard my hands gossiping about your breasts... why not get them together and have a blast!
last night, you came in my dream and threatened that if i ever had sex with you, i'd go to hell... well, i wanna check if thats true...
hey girl, know what? your panty color matches m tie's!!!![this one is real, by a drunk man...]
if i wrote an encyclopedia about sex, you'd be on the cover...
[after a bit of arguing] say girl, lets settle this for once, lets have a pillow fight! now, whose bed, your's or mine?
you know what, my friend has a crush on you, so... will you go out with me? 
i promise not to stalk you every night, if you prove that you can make me stay awake till morning...
hi, i am the body doctor, and there's something wrong with yours... it NEEEEDS to be used. mind lettin me try?
i am such a geek that usually i dont let girls drive me crazy... but today's your lucky night...
how are these?
humour is what makes me laugh...
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markphil
Joined: Jul 19, 2008
Posts: 435
From: Philippines :D
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a feather fell on my foot and i kept it because that day... i was thinkin' of my special angeL you know who my angeL is? check your wings, maybe a feather's missing..
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Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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Did you know 1 in 3 relationships never work out so guess we will just have to shag then 
Phone?? What phone?? |
krazyd007
Joined: Jul 01, 2009
Posts: 72
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lol |
se_dude
Joined: Nov 07, 2007
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My bed is not done,so can i sleep with you tonite? |
baconrollguy
Joined: Dec 16, 2009
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did some one steal the stars from the sky and put them into your eyes !! |
Dups!
Joined: Sep 24, 2006
Posts: > 500
From: GMT +2
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Lol
Didn't realise how funny this thread was.
It's not what you do or even how you do it but in what state of mind you do it: Dups! 2009 |
ceaser2008
Joined: Jul 14, 2008
Posts: > 500
From: Surat, India
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I have just saw the dolphin flying in the sky.  that too in group. they were flying ahead of the plane.
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Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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I'll show you my tattoos if you show me yours 
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Posted: 2008-11-27 12:19
