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yea g
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WHAT?????
oh hey it is, yum... this shops kinda wierd maybe il clean it up while you guys are at work
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Muhammad-Oli
Joined: Jun 13, 2004
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From: The NZ of L
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I wonder where the gravy is coming from...
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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Hey under new management. Nice to see what you've done with the place.
The old manager was hard work I'll tell you. Had a bit of a BO problem too, stunk to high - heaven on warm days AND he was as blind as a bat - kept shortchanging me and giving me foreign coins.
Annnnyway, packet of cheese & onion and a kit-kat. Cheers.
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Muhammad-Oli
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You'll be lucky! They only have pizza at the moment. Or gravy if you don't mind that its coming from the ceiling for some reason...
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yea g
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theres a muffin in the vending machine and onions in the water cooler
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Muhammad-Oli
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Yeah hi I'll take three onions, but uh... When I said you needed more variety in your stock I didn't mean to get two new things then carry on selling pizza... Pizza that's been stuck to the walls for nearly a week. You need to set up more like how the original owners had it. This store had everything from muffins to newspapers to deep fried fish. So, my good man, if you can't improve this store, I shall not return. Good day!
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yea g
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The shop can have anything you want just ask me and ill order it in
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Vlammetje
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How about fresh smoked fish?
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yea g
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ok your order will be shipped from: china in 1.14159 hours
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Vlammetje
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won't be very fresh when it gets here, wil it? 
Nevermind that then, I'll cancel my order. Can I just have some gum instead?
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rule_breaker
Joined: Jul 25, 2005
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The Local Hygiene Officer has arrived.
Hey Mr Owner, What the hell is this? We are shutting this place untill you clean it up, get a pest control contract and clean up all the cockroaches around as well as have a sink fitted so you can wash your hands after and before preparing all these Pizzas.
If you try to run this business without our approval, Then we shall fine you a sum of £50,000.
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paul101
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i'll have a pizza
I don't wanna sleep
I don't wanna dream
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Muhammad-Oli
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@Paul: They're closed. Again.
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yea g
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I have one word:
Bye!!! *jumps out window and drives off*
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yea g
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I'd like to announce our grand reopening!
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[ This Message was edited by: yea g on 2008-10-19 02:48 ] |
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Posted: 2008-09-05 12:54
