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Posted by Sammy_boy

I found this on another forum, and thought it was hilarious, I especially like the 'Foreign Policy' definition:

ALARMIST, n. Any respected scientist who understands the threat of global warming.

ALLIES, n. Foreigners who do what Republicans tell them to do.

BALANCED, adj. 1. favoring corporations (a more balanced approach to the environment.); 2. favoring conservatives (fair and balanced reporting).

CAPITALISM, n. Ein volk, ein Korporation, ein Vorstandsvorsitzende!

COMPASSION, n. Telling a poor person who needs early cancer treatments to shut up and fill out that Wal Mart application

CONVICTION, n. Making decisions before getting the facts, and refusing to change your mind afterward.

COWARDICE, n. Demanding that the US military only be used in defense of America and not for random acts of foreign conquest

DEMOCRACY, n. My way or the highway

DISASTER RELIEF, n. Public assistance for bankrupt corporations

DIVISIVE, n. insulting a neo con, also see: mean-spiritedness

ECONOMIC RECOVERY, n. When three out of five software engineers who lost their jobs to outsourcing are able to find part-time work at Wal-Mart.

ELECTION FRAUD, n. Counting every vote.

ELITISM, n. Calling someone stupid or insane when they claim to see weapons of mass destruction where none have been found for years


GOOD EDUCATION, n. Replacing colleges with trade schools

HOMELAND SECURITY, n. Outsourcing the processing of medical and financial records in potentially hostile foreign countries

JOB GROWTH, n. Increased number of jobs an individual has to take after losing earlier high-paying job; or the increase in employment for foreign workers at the expense of American workers

LIBERAL, n. (additional definition) anyone who's not a neo con

MERCY, n. Killing foreign women instead of raping them

PATRIOTISM, n. The belief that criticizing Republican Presidents is treason; waving American flags that are made by industrious Chinese workers and not lazy stupid Americans

RELIGIOUS FREEDOM, n. No heathen left un-hung

RESOLUTE, n. Head strong, dead wrong and proud of it

RIGHTEOUS, n. insulting anyone but a neo con

USING THE RACE CARD, n. Objecting to racial slurs hurled by neo cons

WAFFLING, n. Realizing you made a mistake and backtracking to undo it

WELFARE, n. Public assistance for the common people

TAX AND SPEND, n. When Democrats increase spending and increase taxes

BALANCED BUDGET, n. When Republicans increase spending and lower taxes

CORRUPTION, n. if Democrats do it

REFORM, n. if Republicans do it

Posted by axxxr
How interesting!

Posted by nickorooster
Not bad, and I like the "Foreign Policy" one too .


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