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Posted by Lynx69
Here it shows that he last posted 2 weeks ago...where is he?


Posted by kimcheeboi
The Truth Behind AxxxR's Disappearance!

WE've all been wondering: is AxxxR on vacation? Well i can tell you he's on a VERY long vacation, sponsored by the US Government!


Fig. 1- Professional-grade image of AxxxR's kidnapping!

The CIA decided that too many people were in the 'know' about the 9-11 attacks, and they decided that they needed to dipose of these people! Watch out, you're next! Those k700s are deadly!


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Posted by themarques
Yup I warned him, I guess we just got to look out for him in an Orange Boiler suit in Guantanamo Bay...

Posted by scotsboyuk
@all

axxxr will be back shortly.

Posted by Lynx69
How do you know...where is he?

Posted by scotsboyuk
@Lynx

I am not at liberty to say, but he will be back soon.

Posted by kimcheeboi
Quote:

On 2004-09-26 00:47:13, themarques wrote:
Yup I warned him, I guess we just got to look out for him in an Orange Boiler suit in Guantanamo Bay...





Posted by mince-inside
OR the CIA have tampered with @energetic's car and we have lost them both.... in the Brighton area no doubt

Posted by axxxr
Ok guys i'm back now!....Glad to see that a couple of you actually missed me.The reason i've been away is that i was moving home, and then i was away on holiday.Anyway its good to be back!



Posted by mixin
That's not really Axxxr...
It's a conspiracy!

Posted by 50Cent
Quote:

On 2004-09-26 12:11:54, axxxr wrote:
i was moving home



more like witness protection programme

Posted by axxxr
How did u guess?..I'm actually a CIA operative based at HQ in Langly Virginia and we have axxxr in our custody for knowing too much!..We have access to all his logins and passwords and are in the process of investigation and severe interogation.So if you can provide any information to us regarding this individual you will be provided amnesty and enrolled onto the witness protection programme by the u.s govt.

Posted by themarques
Yeah I read about AXXXR in the evening standard this week...man dude why didnt you tell us that you used to go by the name of Cat Stevens aka Yusuf Islam aka Axxxr....

I hope your lawyers sort out that shit with the american gov...

Posted by axxxr
Quote:

On 2004-09-26 13:15:49, themarques wrote:
Yeah I read about AXXXR in the evening standard this week...man dude why didnt you tell us that you used to go by the name of Cat Stevens aka Yusuf Islam aka Axxxr....

I hope your lawyers sort out that shit with the american gov...



Well i would have told u,but u did'nt exactly tell us that you were Richard Reed aka the Shoe bomber!.when did they let u out man?

Posted by themarques
@axxxr Nah I am still locked down, just using the 3g (G=Guantanamo) network to post these messages.

Posted by Lynx69
Im free!

You are being watched!

@Axxxr, watch what you say from now on or you will be 'moving house' again,

Posted by axxxr
Quote:

On 2004-09-26 15:04:51, Lynx69 wrote:
Im free!

You are being watched!

@Axxxr, watch what you say from now on or you will be 'moving house' again,




Let them watch all they like for as long as they like matey!!!....as long as free speech exsists i will speak my mind....I must be hitting a nerve with these people otherwise they would'nt be getting so annoyed by me!

Posted by Lynx69
With all the posts in that bush cv thread and the conspiracies, them letting you go must have really pissed them off....why did they let you go?

Posted by axxxr
Quote:

On 2004-09-26 15:18:25, Lynx69 wrote:
With all the posts in that bush cv thread and the conspiracies, them letting you go must have really pissed them off....why did they let you go?




They let me go coz they they did'nt want to make a hero out of me. .by releasing me they are effectively rubbishing my conspiracys theories & trying to send the message across that conspiracys theorists are all wacko!

Posted by mince-inside
@Axxxr have you been using the Energetic Removal Co. as the other Ronnie has been gone for a while too!?
PS does Sammy_boy still lodge with you guys?

Posted by axxxr
Quote:

On 2004-09-26 15:27:45, mince-inside wrote:
@Axxxr have you been using the Energetic Removal Co. as the other Ronnie has been gone for a while too!?
PS does Sammy_boy still lodge with you guys?



I think there holding Energetic at Area 51 coz the CIA reckon his P900 could potentionaly be used as a Weapon of Mass distruction!

No Sammy-boy is just giving us legal advice!

Posted by Sammy_boy
Welcome back Axxxr! Hope the house move and the holiday went well.

I did query where you were..... but I kind of threadjacked someone else's thread as I asked the question in a thread called 'where's jojo'!

I've advised Axxxr to excercise his right of silence (as it was the Americans who had you, where the right to silence still exists!). btw Axxxr, you left the milk out of the fridge before you went away And WHO left the cap of the toothpaste?

Posted by axxxr
Quote:

On 2004-09-26 17:47:13, Sammy_boy wrote:
Welcome back Axxxr! Hope the house move and the holiday went well.

I did query where you were..... but I kind of threadjacked someone else's thread as I asked the question in a thread called 'where's jojo'!

I've advised Axxxr to excercise his right of silence (as it was the Americans who had you, where the right to silence still exists!). btw Axxxr, you left the milk out of the fridge before you went away And WHO left the cap of the toothpaste?




Cheers mate..its good to be back!

I put my hands up!...it was me who left the milk out.

Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
where did you go on your hols then axxxr?

Posted by axxxr
Quote:

On 2004-09-26 19:22:08, SCORPIONKING1982 wrote:
where did you go on your hols then axxxr?




Nowhere special just amsterdam and then brussels!..But i had a good time.

Posted by *Jojo*
@axxxr - I thought that Bush's Secret Service finally got their nerves on you mate after they have read your thread here against the most powerful man on Earth - right now . . .


Posted by plasmadog
welcome back axxxr,
our resident conspiracy theorist ...oops, i mean news editor.


Posted by methylated_spirit
I think kimchee's analysis is spot on, and i doubt its really axxxr, i think its Special Agent Johnson, in a fake moustache and dungarees to look like axxxr.

Posted by kimcheeboi
mr special agent--1 question--why is bush so stupid?

Posted by methylated_spirit
I feel the same way on the american president as i feel about my sex life - In both instances i hate Bush

Posted by kimcheeboi


Posted by *Jojo*
Quote:

On 2004-09-27 11:43:51, methylated_spirit wrote:
I feel the same way on the american president as i feel about my sex life - In both instances i hate Bush




Just a 'Q' here are: @methylated_spirit and @mince-inside, males As I haven't seen their pics here at esato?

Posted by Lynx69
Yep they are males

Posted by kimcheeboi
@jn- mince has a pic... somewhere...

Posted by scotsboyuk
Quote:

On 2004-09-27 11:43:51, methylated_spirit wrote:
I feel the same way on the american president as i feel about my sex life - In both instances i hate Bush




Do you prefer the chaps?

Posted by methylated_spirit
Vaseline is great for chaps in cold weather.

Posted by kimcheeboi
vaseline is good for other things, too.

Posted by Lynx69
Quote:

On 2004-09-28 11:24:00, kimcheeboi wrote:
vaseline is good for other things, too.



I have no use for vaseline
What do you use it for?

Posted by axxxr
Vaseline is especially good for soothing ones skin irritation!

Posted by methylated_spirit
Yeah, its good for chaps! (chapped skin, a wee bit of innuendo in there for ya)


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