Posted by kimcheeboi
ok ok i hate to lay out all my shit and make you guys read it but: in a nutshell, im leaving for a few months, but i'll be back!
Theres gonna be people who are like "thank god!" and people who are like "damn!" but if you wanna know why (as everyone does) heres the reasons.
1. I gotta save up some money for the future etc, which means io wont have time (not even to drink or party! AHHH!!!! i gotta go monk, but hopefully ill get lucky then ill be a bill-clinton style monk yeah and give up alll my shit for the next coupla months.)
2. As you know, i have a really shitty relationship with my rents (parents) and today my dad just flipped because my game (civ 3, btw) was taking too long or something. He wanted to use the comp cos he has some files on it and then i was like ok give me 10 minutes i gotta finish this round and save (civ 3, mind you, and i was @1910 or something) then he comes back in 10 minutes all tripping and shit. So i told him that with a cholestrol of 250 he better not get too excited because i aint gonna give him CPR, hell i'll charge 100 bucks for a 911 call, and then he totally flipped
Then he was like YOURE GONNA UNINSTALL ALL YOUR CRAP OFF THE COMP, so that what im doing right now. Wanna know what i installed? Windows XP Pro, MS Office Pro, NVIdia Drivers, DirectX whatever the newest one is, Shockwave Pro, Mouse Drivers (custom), AdAware 6 Pro, NERO, Norton Pro, everything that has Adobe on it, yada yada, and then i logged the installs in case he decided to pull this bullshit again (oh yeah this is the second time hes gone completely nuts), blah blah. Im going the easy way and typing format c: and i guess i'll let the old fart figure out the rest
So when i push the button (of course after wiping the registry and the dlls with military-standard wiping software) I guess i wont be showing up here for a while until that faggit loses a coupla psis in the head and hoping he wont blow another head gasket Im also considering taping a coupla magnets inside the comp he he HAHAHA
So I dont give a rats ass if you think im a total asswipe for talking shit to the buggers trying to run the household, i couldnt really give a shit if anyone of them kicked the bucket either. Yeah, i live in a pretty stupid household, which is prolly the reason why i drink. Yeah and you say you do too? You dont have assholes yelling at you every day for not going to church, people who expect you to be home before DARK (btw ive been grounded for abt 18 months or something like that, and every weekend i just walk out the front door, so i still have like 6 months of "penal time" in front of me
Oh and they're Bush fans, which makes for rather fun and exciting dinner table discussions, on the days when we eat dinner together
Ok now ill stop blabbering and you can stop laughing at my rather strange predicament and ill see ya all in a copla months
Posted by ephil_24
Well, see ya soon!
Posted by batesie
id move out if they support bush...
Posted by cadcad
You don't have to act this way! Just try to be diplomatic. I know it's gonna be hard for the first time but it'll help so much.
Posted by kimcheeboi
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LMAO!!!!!!
fu*k being diplomatic, tried it and it doesnt work, so im gonna do my best to go and give the old fu*ker a cardiac arrest. Wont take much, his cholestrols 250!
Posted by kimcheeboi
hey! a mod is online!
Posted by folling182
well, i must say u will be missed...
who can i compare myself with when i get wasted?
I must say i am in a similar situation with my parents, my stepfather is just too...dogmatic, and i'm sure that in a near future i will start to get a bit violent, cause i've had to put up with it for 10 years,and now im 18...so i dont really give a f*ck.
My other plan is too save up some money, and suddenly piss off one day with no certain ideas of when i'll return.
And probably while im at it leave a sickly twisted suicide note...something like i'll be sleeping in the deep blue sea.
it probably sounds pathetic, kimcheebois situation might do also, but until you find u self with such scum as parents (at least my case), u wont understand.
@kimcheeboi: Take care mate! i want to see u back here sometime this year!
Posted by kimcheeboi
lol you know what was funny? calling yourr rents old f*cks for a day. It gets them rather...agitated.
Ima type ofrmat c: in abt 4 hours.
edit: backing up music and important docs, etc--abt 10 gigs. 10 gigs takes a hell of a long time to transfer, even with USB 2.0!
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[ This Message was edited by: KiMcHeEbOi on 2004-06-05 09:40 ]
Posted by folling182
i've never tried that, my stepfather can get very agresive and quick, it will be done though, cause i dont really care anymore! LOL
why dont u create a .bat or .cmd file, i find that they are allways much more dramatic, the idea of someone screwing up there own pc while they are using it...
Posted by kimcheeboi
actually im wiping the hard drive clean with a military-grade wiper. My dad has abt 2 years of work documents and tax crap on here, lol! Hes gonna have fun with this one!
Hmmm should i turn the hard drive into an electromagnet, plug it in, and leave it outside his door?
Posted by Bianca
Too bad you wont be here for some time but i understand i dont like my parents too
Posted by kimcheeboi
yeah theyre faggits (not as in the cigarette faggit, although my dad smells like one)
Posted by folling182
i had never even imagined u could do that with a HDD but it makes sense.
Sound like fun!
If u have time, post how to do it, or a link to a page that explains the process!
Why dont u overclock the processor and manipulate the fan so i blows up?!
Posted by kimcheeboi
ok so its a 2.6 i think should i make a quick trip to the BIOS?
kimcheebois guide to crashing a computer
the old man is gonna have fun
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-Scarface
[ This Message was edited by: KiMcHeEbOi on 2004-06-05 10:00 ]
Posted by folling182
u could, depens on how u feel, but phisically destroying with a hammer or something could be more fun
,will u be in when ur dad will see the pc??
Oh i doubt i will be doing the same, hense i payed for my pc
LOL
Posted by kimcheeboi
i dont wanna smash it p cos then he'll just buy a new one! I want it to work, but make it take abt 5 hours for him to fix it. BTW is it possible to delete parts of the BIOS?
Posted by folling182
if u want him to take ages to fix it, just desmantle the whole pc and hide the parts all around the house.
Posted by kimcheeboi
i would, but i think ill just make a really cool electromagnet outta the PC and then stick it on the monitor.
Posted by folling182
thats sound like i good idea..but how do u do that??
Posted by kimcheeboi
vut a lamp electric wire, wire it up to some heavy duty wire (i think we have some in our garage), wrap it around the metal casing (well our housing is metal, steel, i think
) and plug it in
ima end up killing myslef doing this shit lol
maybe i should just erase everything and not risk electrocuting meself
brb doing last rites (ie playing a game of counterstrike
)
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-Scarface
[ This Message was edited by: KiMcHeEbOi on 2004-06-05 10:11 ]
Posted by folling182
well if u do it step by step like u just said there should be no problem..
but if u are to lazy to unplug the pc at the time, that could be dangerous!
Posted by kimcheeboi
well ima format in an hour and then im off to bed
Posted by kimcheeboi
All done and farewell! Feel free to pm me as i will check that occasionally
Posted by jontyf
Think of the poor phones