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Posted by DarthVader-
My dads p800 fell to ground and i ignored it since it wasnt mine and then i was arguing with my friend over the phone and i got mad and threw the knife on ground and you guess it! any way i can fix it? the knife is lik stopped at the screens end
HELP BEFORE MY DAD DOES SAME TO MY P900! and kills me!
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[ This Message was edited by: DarthVader- on 2004-04-22 18:49 ]


Posted by Ayush
What were you doing with a knife? And has your dad found out yet? Best is to take it to se :-D (and pay by selling your p9 :-))

Posted by grfxboy
Picture please!

Posted by Krubach
You killed a P800 with a knife?!?!?!

Can we see the corpse?

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Posted by BigFeat
Tell your old man that the knife is part of a new line of accessories SE has released for hunters, sculptors, and O.J.

Posted by Miss UK
LOL (Playing with Knifes) Best thing to do is just face the concequences ;-)

Posted by savv3
WTF ARE YOU DOING THROWING A KNIFE!!!!!!!!!
Haven't your parents raised you to be more carefull?
Cmon what if you'ld have thrown it strait at your friend and killed him!



Posted by mwright
"My dads p800 fell to ground and i ignored it since it wasnt mine"

Charming - how would you feel if yours fell on the floor and everybody ignored it

Posted by Elrond
You must be crazy. Tell your dad what happened and pray for your life.

Posted by BobaFett
Weird story. Tell him what happened,its just a fone, it can be fixed. He is well up and u aswell, thats what counts!

Posted by kimcheeboi
Hmm. Seems like you are a 12 year old nutcase with anger management problems and a loser complex. I hope your dad whups your ass, too.

Posted by bart
you are smart enough to buy a SE phone. but you've got no respect for SE phones form someone else.
if it was a nokia or something else i would've said well done. but this is just showing you've got alot of work on your self.
i think your dad should just take away your phone and keep it for himself. you can have the dead P800!

Posted by buckle247
lol, would be great to listen to someone trying to explain how they threw a knife in the house and it ended up in the phone.

You have no respect for other peoples property, and therefore you should be wupped as stated above.

Posted by Roel van der Burgt
Hmm strange story, looks like you could use some angermanagement.

Do you have a pic yet?

Posted by Lynx69
Any update??????????

Posted by Lundmark
Esato users are downright hilarious. I'm laughing my soggy ass off!

Posted by wollyka
That's what happens when u lose yourself to the Dark side LOL

Posted by Jim-bob
Hmmm, I sense something more sinister than mere lack of anger management. Your Dad has a P800 and you a P900??

Posted by bart
why not? about 2months ago my dad still had his S55 back then i already had a P800 and T610. and now he's got a T610 (not mine) and i've got a P800 and T630 i'm also ahead of him and i'm 18 years old.
i remember that when i got the T68m when it just came out, most people still had the old 5110 talking about old stuff
so like most people i was always ahead of everybody. but sadly i can't be fully a head since i don't have enough cash for the P900 or Z1010

Posted by Cycovision
Well, I'll bite my tongue and try to give a constructive answer

Whether the knife's stuck in the screen OR just badly scratched it, then I'm afraid you're (obviously) going to have to take it to a mobile shop to be sent off for repair. The warranty won't cover it unless you have a very, very good story so if I were you, I'd get saving up or get thinking hard!

Why on earth were you throwing knives about???!!!

Posted by Lynx69
Just say you were cooking and you were cutting a cucumber but then you walked towards the tv to turn it on and your dad dropped his p900 and you got shocked ( and shitless) and dropped the knife

Posted by kimcheeboi
Stupid is as stupid does

Posted by Andrew21
Total stupid. When I be your father a will take your p900 and give you p800:-D

Posted by kimcheeboi
You seem like a kid who needs a really good beating. Trust me, it worked for me! I used to be like you 10 years ago (SHUDDER) :-l. That's a scary thought.

Posted by bart
its not normal to trow with knifs. but there can always be some reason. maby his friend toke his grilfriend, we don't know

Posted by kimcheeboi
I still wouldn't throw a knife! Anyhow does @darthvader even sound like the kind of guy that would have a girlfriend?!?!?!


Posted by Andrew21
Throw to tree or something else, not to phone(:-(p800:-(), tv,...

Posted by Sutitan
I juggled my P800 before. It even has the battle scars to prove it

Posted by Wirral Bagpuss
Well if the p800 is beyond repair you could offer to pay part way towards a brand new p900 or if it is his birthday comming up soon surprise him with a brand new one! Next time use the Force instead of knives!!!

Posted by zol
Another little boy with limited phantasy starving for attention...

Posted by gardar
Well i think its not good for him to have a girlfriend! God can know what he does to her if he does this to a p800!:-l

Posted by grex
maybe put a knife through her and post photos on esato too?

Posted by kimcheeboi
That's not a funny joke at all.

Posted by davidgweeden
Hahaha, thats the funniest story iv'e heard all day. And to think i was trying to find some intelligent information about putting firmware on my phone, f**k it, i'm going to search for more funny stories about what evil phone owners do things they should be banned from.

Posted by KSE
Ummm... did it not occur to the original poster that in the time it took to post a message on here that the injured ikkle phone may have been discovered and a certain father may have been quite "pierced off"

After all, since i would pretty much conclude that there is no quick fix to a pierced screen, let alone a walkthrough for such a procedure on a forum, perhaps the better solution would be to dispose of the thing PROPERLY, maybe disecting it into indistinguisable pieces with the aforementioned murder weapon... and then take the secret of the maimed P800 to your grave... dishonesty always being the best policy and what not...

Just out of interest... does the hole improve the battery life at all, there being less screen to light up?

Posted by kimcheeboi
Quote:

On 2004-04-19 19:07:57, DarthVader- wrote:
Eat shit and die for acting bad to god of phones




Quote:

On 2004-04-19 19:15:57, DarthVader- wrote:
Idiotic monkey we dont help smacktards who dont know the worth of best phone and all media device in world!





http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=56385


Hmmm... seems like someone's gonna eat their own shit?


Posted by KSE


Proof, perhaps, that what comes around definitely does go around... (and we ain't talking STD's only here !)

Posted by Ayush
I thing death is NEVER gonna show his face here ever again! Spoilt brat!

Posted by kimcheeboi
seriously! i dont like spoiled attention hungry disrespectful kids.

Posted by rdnymllnsktr
Quote:

On 2004-04-23 02:28:44, KSE wrote:
Just out of interest... does the hole improve the battery life at all, there being less screen to light up?



Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Sorry if I went overboard, but OMG(osh), this was just the best out of all of the responses!!!

Posted by Ticals
I agree ..... best reply ever!

Posted by kimcheeboi
Mr vader must feel loved.

Posted by Ayush
Which is the 'best reply'? Can't see it via wap :-(

Posted by gelfen
part of a post by KSE:

"Just out of interest... does the hole improve the battery life at all, there being less screen to light up?"

Posted by lalilulelo
can we claim warranty from se? sending the p800 back to se with the knive still there?

Posted by gelfen
just imagine that letter...

Dear Mr.

Please be advised that after purchase of my brand new P800, I found upon opening the box a knife sticking through the screen. Believing this to be an accessory not previously mentioned on your website, I proceeded to use the P800 for several months but found it's performance lacking compared with features described in the manual. Coincidentally there was no mention of the knife in the manual either - an oversight on your part I believe. I was unable to make or receive calls, use the calendar, camera, and flip, or any software for that matter. Operating the touch-screen presented dangers I had hitherto not expected, but my doctor says the stiches should come out in a few more days (my medical expenses will be forwarded in a separate letter).

I enclose my P800, with proof of purchase, for your support division to investigate. I expect you to stand by the warranty of your product, and look forward to receiving a new or repaired P800 unit by return courier at your earliest convenience.

Yours faithfully,
Darth Vader esq.
CEO Vader Industries Pty Ltd
Dark Lord of the Sith
Advisor to His Imperial Majesty Palpatine

Posted by kimcheeboi


Posted by MaThIbUs
LOL! Gelfen, you rock

Posted by rdnymllnsktr
Quote:

On 2004-04-23 08:08:30, gelfen wrote:
just imagine that letter...

Believing this to be an accessory not previously mentioned on your website, I proceeded to use the P800 for several months but found it's performance lacking compared with features described in the manual.

I enclose my P800, with proof of purchase, for your support division to investigate. I expect you to stand by the warranty of your product, and look forward to receiving a new or repaired P800 unit by return courier at your earliest convenience.



Okay okay, this one's funny, also!



Anyone got any other good ones?

Posted by kimcheeboi
hmmm.. i notice mr vader hasnt posted in here for quite a while? I wonder why?

Mebbe we should get tranquil or masseur to rename this thread to the funny posts thread


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