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Posted by ~lozishere~
I'm leaving! l'm sick of my mum and step dad. Am now looking for adoptive parents. Would like @vlamm and @mixin (if they ever get together) as parents cos they sound really funny (even if @mixin's not all that responsible ) Anywayz... 14 year old witty boy looking for parents. Can cook (beans on toast and... PIZZA!), wash-up (occasionally), and i can even hoover! What more do you want hmm?

[ This Message was edited by: ~lozishere~ on 2004-03-11 23:04 ]


Posted by mixin


ill adopt you

Posted by ~lozishere~
Oh cool, thanks dad! so when're u buying me a car? should've thought twice before saying yes, shouldnt you Oh yeah i can bid on eBay too! (see my appreciation thread, created by my future mum)

[ This Message was edited by: ~lozishere~ on 2004-03-11 23:15 ]

Posted by mixin
ill buy you a car on your 18th birthday son!

Posted by ~lozishere~
Aw thanks dad! You're the best!!

Posted by Vlammetje
Omfg when did we decide to adopt a child together?

Posted by ~lozishere~
u mean u don't want me mum?

Posted by ~lozishere~
Ok well seeing as @vlamm doesnt want me i need someone else. Auditions start now. The winner is the person who thinks of the best day out for a fourteen yr old. GO!!

Posted by mixin
so i get a new wife?

Posted by *Jojo*
Oh my I am really getting confused here people ??? Are @mixin and @vlammetje really - 'on' ???

Posted by vinnieza


Posted by ~lozishere~
Quote:

On 2004-03-12 19:33:40, MixiN wrote:
so i get a new wife?



Yeah... that's the idea i think it says somewhere in clause 117 of the "mixin is loz's dad" legal agreement that wife change may be requested by the great loz himself

Posted by Vlammetje
I want to be MixiNs wife! So I'll adopt you then (jeez I thought I'd cleverly avoided the whole 'step kids trap' by picking a 19 year old in the first place )

Posted by ~lozishere~
Aw thanq mum i love u even if you don't really want me i knew u and mixin'd adopt me (admittedly u seemed rather (read completely) reluctant but u cant have everything... in fact i know just who u are: you're the evil step-mother
edit: just did some maths: my dads only 4.5 years older than me

[ This Message was edited by: ~lozishere~ on 2004-03-12 22:13 ]

Posted by Vlammetje
Probably no more reluctant than I was when Mixin proposed Gimme a few months and i'll get used to the idea Not what I thought my life would turn out to be, a son who's only 12 years younger and a hubby who's 6 years younger (although the latter will become less and less of an issue over the years )

Posted by mixin
least we a happy family.. who cares about age

Posted by ~lozishere~
@mixin: that's the attitude :extrabigsmile: u know we're a "long distance" or maybe an ''international" family. one in nottingham (robin hood!), one in holland and one in york @vlamm: so when're you n dad marrying?

Posted by Vlammetje


Posted by ~lozishere~
is that a soon?

Posted by Vlammetje
I suppose May would be the first opportunity. Mickey, shall we elope and leave loz with the sitter?

Posted by ~lozishere~
*starts crying* waaaaah! waaaaaah!

Posted by Vlammetje
Now now calm down you can be our ring bearer (is that even the right word in english? )

Posted by ~lozishere~
Yeah it is (i think) @vlamm: happy birthday, btw! *sends.you some cool stuff in the post*

Posted by sn3ipen
Do @vlam have birthday??

If thats the case i have to say happy birthday to.

Posted by ~lozishere~
Yeah it's @vlamm's bday-read it somewhere in general (i think)

Posted by malcs
can i be the cool uncle?


Posted by ~lozishere~
hmm... maybe... but! i want 100 words explaining why you would be suitable for that position. Lots of other vacancies in the family still, btw

Posted by Vlammetje
Now hiring: nutty grams

Posted by ~lozishere~
What's a nutty gram, mum?

Posted by Vlammetje
1 nutty grams = 1 nutty grandmother

Posted by ~lozishere~
me thinks you mean "gran"

Posted by Vlammetje
if u say so

Posted by ~lozishere~
i do!!

Posted by Vlammetje
oh well........ my excuse is that English isn't my native lingo

Posted by ~lozishere~
and there was me thinking mums are perfect

Posted by Vlammetje
this is the first in a large series of deceptions: mums aren't perfect, in fact parents will eventually prove not to be 'the wisest ppl on earth who's being right is above any questioning', santa claus isn't real, after school you will still not be free and living on your own is not paradise after all.


Welcome to the real world mate


Posted by ~lozishere~
omg! santa IS real!!!!!! now i know what betrayal feels like

Posted by mixin
think we should inform our son about the tooth fairy too?



[ This Message was edited by: MixiN on 2004-03-14 21:10 ]

Posted by Vlammetje
best wait till he gets over this

Posted by ~lozishere~
*throws toys outa pram* waaaaaaah! waaaaaaah! I... sob... can't take it... NO tooth fairy, NO santa-clause, NO everything! And prolly NO pocket money for the nxt decade and a half unless i stop screaming life's tuff innit... snivel...

Posted by Vlammetje
pocket money?

now when I was young I didn't get that for the first 12 yrs..... so you best be patient

Posted by ~lozishere~
Yay! That means i can scream even more without having to be concerned with losing out on pocket money! anyway: i'm 14 so surely the first 12 years are over?

Posted by mixin
you can have 30p a week, which i will put into a savings account for you
You wont have access to it until your 21

Posted by ~lozishere~
That would make 936 pounds by the time i'm 21! Yay!

Posted by mixin
its £15.60 a year

Posted by ~lozishere~
oh... where did i go wrong? Ah... it's 93.60... silly me

Posted by Vlammetje
Quote:

On 2004-03-15 08:59:00, ~lozishere~ wrote:
anyway: i'm 14 so surely the first 12 years are over?




The first 12 years with your new parents are far from over though

Posted by ~lozishere~
Erm... so i've got to wait till i'm your age til i can have pocket money? great!!

Posted by mixin
your £93.60 can go towards your wedding

Posted by Vlammetje
wedding? not yet ready to let go of our baby! We're not even maaried ourselves yet


erm... loz yeah... that's the idea. Of course, you can do like you mum did and move out at 17... then find out how pocketmoney alone does not carry you very far


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