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Posted by cyanx7
OK...!

Shall we begin? here goes:

why, u arrogant $%$/%/&&/$"$#sssssss!!

(it's a big insult in humpish language... fij lizard will understand it perfectly... - something like "the one that maimed and ate his brother-in-law's tail"... wicked...)

BRING IT ON, U SCALED BASTARD!!!!




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I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!
Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...

[ This Message was edited by: cyanx7 on 2003-03-26 09:10 ]


Posted by cyanx7
where are u, u good 4 nothing alien!?!?!

COM'ERE, U DAMN COWARD!!!!!!!

SHOW U'RE UGLY FACE FIJBERT!!!!

Posted by cyanx7
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIJ...!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREE FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY, FIJY!!!

KOME GET SOME!!!!!

Posted by fijbert
lol.. I was sleeping dude
war?
uhm.. what territory wld u like to take over?

edit: u spelled invitation wrong btw

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[ This Message was edited by: fijbert on 2003-03-13 12:44 ]

Posted by jellyellie
hey, do i get an invite?

Posted by cyanx7
@ellie: of course u can!... if u're on my side, that is!!!

@fij the lizard: it's spanish, dude...
give it another go, ok?

the territory is PLANET EARTH, of course!!!!! INTERCOURSE!!!!!
i don't want it!!!!!!!! u and pachy can have it!!!!
but i have to stick up to my race... even u're reptilian mind can grasp that concept!!!!!!!

(back to u, lizard! )

Posted by Eleventy7
and a great big eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm goes to this thread then!

Posted by jellyellie
can i be the referee? i can't decide whose side to be on!

Posted by cyanx7
i'm afraid not dear!... this is free style, u know...

everything's valid in this war... no need 4 a referee, then...

but u can take u'r time choosing a side:
a) mine.. the human race side (a superb choice, btw!)
b) fijbert, the ridiculous hump lizard's puny, discusting, canibal, pedofile, intergalactic scum of the known AND the unknown universe's side (good choice also... but u could do better than THAT, love! i'm pretty sure!... )

Posted by JwY
i'm invited right?!?!

Posted by shithappens
take no prisoners people..........its us or dem lizards i tell ya!!!! and humanity WILL PREVAIL!!

Posted by fijbert
dude.. I keep telling u, u r the lizard..
u introduced the concept, u r pointing at me and pachy of being aliens (I dunno bout pachy).. but u keep trying to throw this away from urself.. maybe u r trying to hide something?

Posted by pachy
Fools.....FOOLS HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA we have already penetrated the stored eggs in your females tubes, (all be it with some humiliation from them giggling at the size of our applicators) in the words of the famous 1970's British prime minister (Captain manwaring) Scotish friend, YOUR DOOMED......DOOOMED !

PS, i can't speak for Lizbert..sorry Fijbert.
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[ This Message was edited by: pachy on 2003-03-14 02:53 ]

Posted by fijbert
right..
well he admitted to being one.,. ur turn cyanx

Posted by pachy
I was laying a trap which appears to have gone badly wrong, so all i can saay is i'm sorry for wasting everyones time, it was not a clever idea in retrospect as i seem to have inadvertantly accidently incriminated myself ,...astonishingly.........sorry to be antagonistic, i am answerably anthropomorphous (human form).

Posted by shithappens
welcome back pachy!!!! it's been awhile ain't it u reptile

Posted by ShawO

begun this war has

[ This Message was edited by: ShawO on 2003-03-14 04:41 ]

Posted by JwY
lol, that's quality my friends.

Posted by shithappens
hey shaw(), how u manage to get a mugshot of fijbert????

I've got pachy's pix...let's compare:

Fijbert

Pachy


holy cow !!! they're of the same species

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[ This Message was edited by: shithappens on 2003-03-14 06:31 ]

Posted by shithappens
@shaw(): i expect more intelligence reports to come mate.... keep up the good work captain......

Posted by ShawO
*speechless*


Posted by jellyellie


Posted by shithappens
Quote:

On 2003-03-14 08:38, ShawO wrote:
*speechless*




stop gawkin and keep the reports coming in mate.....the quicker the better.....

Posted by ShawO
yes sir!
our intelligence indicates that our lizard has found a mate...
i repeat OUR LIZARD HAS FOUND A MATE...
this is totally disastrous news


man this is SOOO lame

Posted by shithappens
@shaw(): my god man!!! any offsprings????

good work!!! keep it coming.....

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[ This Message was edited by: shithappens on 2003-03-14 11:19 ]

Posted by cyanx7
HAHA!!!

U DISCUSTING LIZARDS!


I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!!!!!

here's proof i'm not a lizard lizbert:

http://www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user=4263~4AAAAAZAAEq7jhIYZ2zuu24z8znZOPB6QdNFNcUf2XJr9hKRrftjGNeA$$~4AAAAAaAAGre6u2Jmi29A3*CqGZhxUXrWRl8LeWdRc!aY$


YES! - I AM MAD!!!
YES! I'M ON TO YOU!!!!

AND YES... I CAN TASTE YOU'RE DESPAIR NOW THAT PACHY HAS COME TRUE!!!




Posted by cyanx7
Quote:
notice he knew about this war that planet hump is wagging on earth b4 me....
sounds fishy.. or shld I say LIZARDY cyanx!?!?!?!?!



GOTCHA!!!!!
notice one thing... i didn't know planet hump was waging war on earth...! i'm only waging war on u... i had no knowledge of an interplanetary war... i never said so...! i had knowledge of infiltrated agents like u and pachy, but only with the help of the portuguese resistance!!!! (yeah, right!!! )

u just gave u'rself out here!!!!! U HAVE REVEALED U'R REPTILIAN NATURE ONCE AND FOR ALL, YOU SLEEZY OLD CROCODILE!!!!!
(i said i was using this again... )


but thanx 4 the info anyways... War on earth - oh mommy!!!



Posted by cyanx7
PREPARE TO SUFFER TORTURE IN MY HANDS, U FORKED TONGUE MAGOT!!!!!!!!

(is that how u type magot? i never know...)

Posted by cyanx7
Quote:
holy cow !!! they're of the same species



WAITTAMINUTE...

Shaw(), are u sure the colours in the pics are right

Agent codename "whoop-ass" of the glorious Portuguese Resistance, has told me that humpers were ORANGE... (check my signature!)

Then again, no! U're probably right...
i remembered whoop-ass hasn't got a drivers licence 'cause of his total colour blindness...
it would be funny, were it was not tragic...

carry on shaw()!!! Good job, man!!!

Posted by jellyellie
hey, cyanx7, love the lizard eyes in your picture! why do you need to computers? ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR YOUR LIZARD COMPANION!

Posted by cyanx7
so u allready chose u'r side, huh...

u colaboracionist fool...
it's all a misunderstanding... u have to SEE the truth, child!!!

hey - if it's about the eyes i can put a better photo... with that one i was proving that i had no reptile fangs... and the other computer bellongs to the portuguese resistance!

open u'r eyes WOMAN!!! - 4 GOD'S SAKE!!!

Posted by cyanx7
by common private messaging agreement with the enemy, the War thread will be closed for the weekend, opening for business next monday.

have a nice, peaceful weekend...


Posted by JwY
not without this final blow!!!!

the hippo has come!!!



Posted by fijbert
THE HIPPO!! AEHHAEHEAHAHEAHHAEHAEAE

Quote:
the territory is PLANET EARTH, of course!!!!! INTERCOURSE!!!!!
i don't want it!!!!!!!! u and pachy can have it!!!!
but i have to stick up to my race... even u're reptilian mind can grasp that concept!!!!!!!


what hv u to say about this lizard man?
and yeah, that is a picture of crocdiles dumbo.. learn ur animals..
THOSE PICTURES PROOVE NOTHING!!!
whereas u look pretty green/orangy in that picture dude
maybe u the lizard

Posted by shithappens
@jwy: the timing's PERFECT and the pix ULTRA Cool keep it up soldier......


Quote:

On 2003-03-14 19:45, cyanx7 wrote:
by common private messaging agreement with the enemy, the War thread will be closed for the weekend, opening for business next monday.

have a nice, peaceful weekend...







Agreed!!!! Peace unto u my brothers (humans and reptilians alike)
Now dun do anything we humans won't do ya hear


See ya all back here next week.......cheers!!



Hell!! if wars are really like this, then the suffering wud all stop!!! maybe bush and saddam should foolow our lead!!!



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[ This Message was edited by: shithappens on 2003-03-15 00:09 ]

[ This Message was edited by: shithappens on 2003-03-15 00:13 ]

Posted by JwY
argh...
march break is over.....
well good weekend.

Posted by pachy
Hold it ! hold it! i need to hav a PROPER-GANDER at those croc pics, also you realise the infamous crack asault comedien EDIE LIZARD is one of us.

Posted by fijbert
so he only sent the truce msg to all those who r on the lizardy side?

Posted by jellyellie
http://www.ellie-g.co.uk/cyanx7.html

how do i put that picture in this post??
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[ This Message was edited by: jellyellie on 2003-03-15 12:50 ]

Posted by JwY
put "[img]""[/img]" around the url, but without the quotations.

Posted by jellyellie

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[ This Message was edited by: jellyellie on 2003-03-16 10:27 ]

Posted by fijbert
a tip for web dev.. never ever put up a bmp..
they r too large and not viewable from all browser
u only use png, gif or jpg


but u see.. I told u he was an alien

Posted by shithappens
the wise one haf spoken....see how easily the *battleground* can be converted to a classroom......ermmm!!!

logical deduction:

u mean they teach crap in classrooms now

good day all....

Posted by JwY
jpg and gif are most recommended.

Posted by fijbert
png can be viewed by any browser..
so it is also a recommended.. just not as widely used..

Posted by jellyellie
yeah i didn't have time to play with it (picture) before i went to bed

Posted by shithappens
24 hours to go be4 *hostilities* resume........

Posted by jellyellie
lol

i'm stocking up on weaponary

Posted by fijbert
meh.. war..
is there really any winners?
no.. only loosers..

Posted by pachy
It wont be for the faint hearted !!!!!!!



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