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Posted by paul101
the prettiest cars on the road

my dad was looking for a new car and saw "honda element" so... i goggled it



style is the element lacking most in this cubist atrocity. Everything about this car screams "tacky." This car just looks terrible; Whoever chose the color scheme for this car was probably asked to do so at gun point, because I don't think it's possible to choose two more horrible colors.


I have to give honda credit though: at least they chose a name dumb enough to suit the car. What kind of name is "Element"? What next, the Honda Isotope? Fortunately, this is one Element you won't find on the periodic table.

so what is (in your oppinion) the worlds ugliest car?

hope you all had a laugh

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Posted by joebmc
For me its the fiat multipla



jez its ugly!

Posted by DickySnapples
couple of bad uns








Posted by paul101
the multipla is pretty ugly

Posted by paul101


This is easily one of the dumbest looking cars I've seen in years. It's a car with an identity crisis: it can't decide whether it wants to be a car or a truck, so it tries to be both and the result is a goofy looking cross between the back end of a Datsun pickup truck and the front half of one of those £5 canvas sneakers from asda:

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Then, as if they haven't given your eyes enough of a shock, they tack on two tons of ugly plastic trim on the side and paint it shiny so people will know that your dumb a$$ is coming from miles away i'm trying hard to come up with something good to say about this car, but I just cant. actually, that was a lie. i wasn't trying to say anything good about the car because I hate everything about it and anyone stupid enough to buy one

Posted by Ridahz

On 2007-10-04 21:41:26, Dicky Snapples wrote:
couple of bad uns








Never did you diss that beautiful Scooby

Posted by DickySnapples
chavtastic!

Posted by Ridahz
I suppose but there true rally cars

Posted by Nanu
Even better it's been overhauled and looks even uglier!!!





Posted by Ridahz

On 2007-10-04 22:51:57, Nanu wrote:
Even better it's been overhauled and looks even uglier!!!







Thats horrendous!!

Posted by Lo-couk
I'd post the photo again, but I'll spare everybody of seeing it again, Oh... and Esato Bandwidth! Any way,


THATS HORRIBLE, Sorry Subaru! It has the look of a 1990's Rover

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Posted by scottt
Two poor cars imo....

The Ssangyong Rodius... Truely hideous



And another dog, the Renault Vel Satis which did'nt exactly sell by the bucket load.....




Posted by lamont
I cant believe you said the subaru impreza is ugly! You need your head checking, its amazing!! I nearly wet myself when i watch it in the WRC!

Posted by fatreg

On 2007-10-04 23:31:17, scottt wrote:
And another dog, the Renault Vel Satis which did'nt exactly sell by the bucket load.....



Noooo.. the Vel Satis was never meant to sell by the bucket load.. I love it...

all glass..reminds me of the old Citroen DS..

now that was quality in a car!

Posted by Nanu
The Vel Satis was far better than the Avantime!



Posted by fatreg
I'm still convinced it should be ugliest cars...

but hey! what do I know?

I can't think of any truly ugly cars.. well other than the L200..

hehehehe

Posted by Nanu
L200???

You mean this................



I was a little stuck at that point!

Posted by fatreg
that's more than a little stuck!

no not you're one, the new one, looks like a rhino, I hate it..

and yours has an old school animal logo on it!

Posted by Nanu
Like this????





I kinda like it, though I love mine to bits!!

Posted by Miss UK


Posted by Nanu
Forgot all about the Cruiser!

Good call!

Posted by fatreg
yeah that L200.



PT Crusier is cool esp in black

Posted by Miss UK
Reminds me of a funeral car
it's horrible

Posted by Miss UK
Never liked these neither it looks like a ladybird..
it also feels wierd sitting in it, my mate hired one once and I told them exactley what I thought of it


Posted by Danny_BFC
You forgot this,

And this


What about this?



Also theres the ford fusion which i darn't get a photo of it from google as i may fall asleep copying the link......'nuff said.

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Posted by carkitter
Suzuki X-90

A cross between a SUV and a sports car. It was a great concept but ended up as a sports car that corners like an SUV and a SUV with the practicality of a sports car. Total failure!


Posted by chrisfirst
It has to be this... Lancia Thesis




Posted by DickySnapples
Marcos : Mantis 2+2




Ford Scorpio






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Posted by carkitter
Err... that's not a hybrid. That has only one motor and it's an electric one.

Posted by A L 3 X
http://www.channel4.com/4car/[....]/03-large/40-fiat-multipla.jpg


YUK.....although a nice car is a Pug 207 GTI 197 THP 175

Posted by solja786
some o the ugliest cars from my country..each one of them is

the ugly Honda City



while i was looking for the one above i also found this one



suzuki alto





and the suzuki mehran






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Posted by DonJuan

On 2007-10-06 00:33:29, carkitter wrote:
Err... that's not a hybrid. That has only one motor and it's an electric one.



sorry dude but i think im right on this one

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_Insight

Posted by arien617
The Ssanyong Musso is an offender for being ugly:



and the old shape A Class ('til 2004 i think) was real ugly:



New one looks nice though (why we we gots one )

Posted by Danny_BFC
The old a-class was fab!

Posted by arien617

On 2007-10-06 12:20:26, ..:/Ğanny:.. wrote:
The old a-class was fab!



Only the A210 AMG. And it still looked disappointing although performance was said to be fairly good.


Still, a current shape A200 Turbo has the lot, looks good, goes fast, has a boot and is compact, what else?

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Posted by KingBooker5
Any car from France should be destroyed.. I feal sick thinking of them!

Posted by paul101
ok, im gonna do the Pontiac aztek next, just touching up the image in fotoshop

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Posted by MWEB
http://www.polonia-esbjerg.dk[....]ia/2002/Polskituning/pro09.jpg
Beat that such a nice colour too.

Posted by paul101
@mweb yeah luvly

Posted by Danny_BFC

On 2007-10-06 14:02:17, arien617 wrote:

On 2007-10-06 12:20:26, ..:/Ğanny:.. wrote:
The old a-class was fab!



Only the A210 AMG. And it still looked disappointing although performance was said to be fairly good.


Still, a current shape A200 Turbo has the lot, looks good, goes fast, has a boot and is compact, what else?

[ This Message was edited by: arien617 on 2007-10-06 13:03 ]


I think most cars have a boot tbh. And for the 5 door model its nearly £22000 with standard features. For a good spec one your looking for atleast £23,500. For that kind of money you could have a proper car, or a proper hot hatch with an extra 5 grand in your pocket...

Posted by paul101


with this car, Pontik decided to bring their inspiration from the 14th century Aztecs. Except Pontiac spelled it with a "k" because spelling words inkorrectly is totally kool TO THE MAX.

i can just imagine the designers brainstorming, when suddenly the bosses son came up with this barf: "hey, let's make the back end of the car look like a deformed rhombus, and while we're at it, let's smash two cars on top of each other for the front half and call it a day!" the double grill disaster they have going on in the front sets a new benchmark for stupid grills (previously held by the cadillac escalade)

then again, even people from the 14th century probably had better taste than the people who buy cars today.

Posted by Adz21


The Nissan Cube....
Just horrible! Someone on my street actually has one of these, it makes my eyes sick!

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Posted by fatreg
I dunno..

that nissan cube looks kinda cute..

Posted by govigov
@solja786, whats wrong with the alto? i dont see any thing wrong with it

Posted by arien617

On 2007-10-06 16:15:15, ..:/Ğanny:.. wrote:

On 2007-10-06 14:02:17, arien617 wrote:

On 2007-10-06 12:20:26, ..:/Ğanny:.. wrote:
The old a-class was fab!



Only the A210 AMG. And it still looked disappointing although performance was said to be fairly good.


Still, a current shape A200 Turbo has the lot, looks good, goes fast, has a boot and is compact, what else?

[ This Message was edited by: arien617 on 2007-10-06 13:03 ]


I think most cars have a boot tbh. And for the 5 door model its nearly £22000 with standard features. For a good spec one your looking for atleast £23,500. For that kind of money you could have a proper car, or a proper hot hatch with an extra 5 grand in your pocket...


I guess you got me there but the A200 Turbo does look pretty good, is pokey, has the Merc branding/history that you just can't get anywhere else (come on, lets face it) and comprehensive dealer back-up, 30 years road side assistance (yes!, 30 whole years!), 30 years corrosion guarantee...

You don't get 5 doors in the Focus ST and at the end of the day, it's a Ford, not a Merc (that only doesn't matter if it's a Ford GT)...

Oh, and the rear seats are very very usable, more roomy than the previous C-Class ('til 2007 model), it beats most cars at rear legroom!

EDIT:


This is an ugly one too:
Subaru Tribeca.



According to TG Mag:

"Don't be fooled by squinting. The Tribeca will be just as ugly no matter what you do to your vision."

[ This Message was edited by: arien617 on 2007-10-06 21:05 ]

Posted by Danny_BFC
so you pay £23 grand to make people think better of you because you own a merc.

You'd look alot better in a Orange ST, Posh small cars are for posh "small" (catch my drift) men. i.e BMW 1, Merc A-class.

I'd rather be seen in a 98' M5 or a Mondeo St220 than a little merc with a posh warranty.



Posted by arien617
I think I argued enough on msn, Danny.

Posted by Danny_BFC
dude you call that an arguement.....

Im not surprised you own a merc, your ass is mine in the GP

Posted by arien617

On 2007-10-06 22:20:47, ..:/Ğanny:.. wrote:

Im not surprised you own a merc, your ass is mine in the GP



Only if you're gay...


And I still cant get used to freakin' manual!

Posted by Danny_BFC
Look at that, i mention the term 'ass' and your already thinking of gay sex....


That can't be a good sign...im not surprised your banned from the swimming baths.



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