Posted by Glenny
Thanks to those Tw@t$ chavs... just because i carry a skateboard and listen to different music to them, they fell they can take the p**s. Theyve been callin me 'grebo' for a while, it hasnt gotten to me, id rather stand out then blend in, but there is too many chavs lately. I live in a rough area (rough=chav heaven) and ive been feeling bad, im trying not to let it get to me. Most of the time its 12 year olds (stupid i know) when theyre on there own, they say nothing, but in a gang of 6+, they act all hard. But now, theres about 18 year olds hanging around where i live, and skate. They seem very dangerous. They keep comin up to me sayin 'ya startin' and crap like that. I dunno what to do cos theyre keeping me from having fun, and seeing my friends... and 'if you cant beat em, join em' really dosent apply hear. I dont know what to do
think i should just ignore em? i dunno even if that would work
Posted by absinthebri
They're bullies. I don't know what would work.
Posted by Glenny
well im goin to shop, their hangout, and im gonna take my board just to see if its blown over...
Posted by absinthebri
Some lads are like that. They're harmless but they need to have this 'front'. I don't know.
Posted by fatreg
go out with some of ya mates and stand up to em.
most em of will shit a brick a run a mile, i dont mean start a full on fight, but give it a gentle, i was just walking to the shop , i dont appreciate being harrassed by you, so if you could possibly stop it and just walk away, if push comes to shove just stand there, ive yet to see someone just hit someone that is stood still, this may sound really silly, but if you go out with the mentality that they are better than you, you aint gonna win, look down to the scum, after all youve got better things to be doing than hanging around causing trouble, dont threathen them with ill get my mates malarkey, pikies breed pikies, you will get outnumbered!! just show em that there picking on the wrong people as your not here to have a fight,
best advice i can give ya!
fatreg
Posted by faultymonkey
OR...
pretend to be one of them (go to argos and buy some fake bling), then when one of them is on "its" own, bash him over the head with your skateboard and then make it look like hes been knocked down by a car (lay him on a car and spill some ketchup around him) driven by a loonatic in the neighbourhood that has a knack for "accidently" killing chavs....simple....
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
show them a guitar, theyll be so busy trying to figure out what it is you can just walk on by
either that or carry round a massive stereo playing some death metal, they wont be able to handle it and just run away
Posted by Ridahz
I have a mate whos a mosher and people look at him funny because of his clothes and emo haircut he goes my college and is 18 but a crazy sod he squares up to 3ppl, has run his ex gf and her bro over while am in car lmao sorry 4 bein off topic. My college is full of chav slags and guys but dont arse me 1 bit lol
Posted by xdavex
yeah, dude you've got a skateboard with you, use it!
Posted by brownlad007
glenny, whats the area you live in ?
Posted by leeboy13
Fatreg had the best solution... if that fails personnally, id give them some of theyre own medicine... give them a clip around the year, chavs are notorius for being all mouth and no action..... all theyre trying to do is 'look' hard in front of there mates....
All the ebst, and dont let them run your life (ie by making you avoid places).
Lee
Posted by methylated_spirit
kick f**k out of the biggest one, worked for me dude. Just go up and smack hom with your skateboard
Posted by leeboy13
have to agree with meths there too! ive done this and its funny as hell to see all the lil 'wanna-be-chavs' shit themselves coz there 'ardest bloke' has got a kicking......
Posted by jcwhite_uk
Most of what chavs wear is highly flammable. Just threaten them with a lighter. I wouldn't recommend actually setting them on fire though.
Posted by Davo_169
@glenny
if its that bad, just pay for my flight over there and let me stay with you for a weekend and we will go out and unleash my bulging aussie biceps of fury on their white trash a**
everyone knows that aussies can hold their own in a fight
Posted by Glenny
@troggy
thanks for all your guys help. Ive taken every single tip, had chance to put them to the test too, the lil 12 year old chavs seem to just shut up, and havent seen the older ones. A good tip from a friend was 'when they call you 'grebo' call em goths, and they shut up' and all you end up getting is *squeaky voice*im not a goth im a chav!.
@brownlad, i live in the newark, nottingham in UK.
anyways, thanks alot to all of you, it really does mean alot!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Most, if not all, of us have been there at some stage mate
Posted by Cycovision
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@brownlad, i live in the newark, nottingham in UK |
I feel for you mate, I live in Newark too. I know exactly the kind of t***s that you're dealing with
Thankfully, I'm older now and as such I'm too big and ugly for them to risk taking a chance with.
Posted by Xugaa
chavs... the scum of britain.
this 'brill' new craze to a rising some here in britain, is probably one of the biggest and most dangerous problems in britain today, as well as humiliating and making the countries look bad. i mean, its gone as far as hoodies being baned in some public places because the eldery and many other people feel threatened and endangered by them. its stretched way to far as well, i live way out in somerset in the south west, we have very few chavs where i live and stuff, but in the town and city areas their numbers are rising and because of that crime such as attacks, vandalism and theft etc is rapidly increasing. i saw a rare bunch of them the other day in a small and quiet country town/village, they saw another by himself and were already threatening and chucking hard objects at him, swearing the lot. man i hate chavs, their music and clothes suck too.
but what can we do... absolutley nout
Posted by Xugaa
Have a go!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/309600
Posted by Glenny
i loved it!!! cant get passed the maccy d's one...
so i probably seen you a few times cyco
Posted by Xugaa
great isn't it!
i'm stuck on that mission too, there must be something i'm missing...
Posted by faultymonkey
shoot everything and make sure u break all the glass, shoot the light and shoot the till and the table but dont shoot the shop assistant
Posted by Glenny
yeah i got that, still missing something...
Posted by fatreg
i cant play
it loads and it dont do nefin
boo hiss
i was well up for some chav beating :/
fatreg
Posted by Xugaa
is that person on the far right a chav or not? i didn't kill him cos i originally thought he was a normal citizen...
i cry for you fatreg
Posted by Glenny
yeah you kill him, poor poor fatreg....
Posted by fatreg
poor poor me indeed!
so nort fair, ill jsut have to have a shower and go do some chav beating myself
fatreg
Posted by Glenny
film it and share! i loved that guy who counter attacked a happy slap!
Posted by lamont
i cant do mccy d's either!
Posted by lamont
i just completed it but dunno how? i just shot around da place and got it
Posted by Glenny
i did it!!!!
Posted by lamont
where are the bodyguards in the level after maccyds? i shot the guy with the launcher at the beginning and the chav on third floor, but cant find ne1 else and get shot! grrrr
whats the pass for the level after maccyds? cheers
EDIT: done it, i wasnt shooting the armed one on 3rd floor!
EDIT 2: completed whole game now!! :
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Posted by jack77777
if u r a victim of happy slapping , first u need to learn how to run , when u r about to be attacked walk up to the person filming it and knock the phone out of his hand then leg it eventially all their phones will be broken and no more happy slapping.
Posted by kk.226
Genious advice mate.
Posted by p900 lover
Some times its better 2 ignore them, they will soon get bored.
Btw i finished the game