Posted by BigFatSanta
Hello boys and girls!
What would you all like for Christmas?
I am BIG FAT SANTA and i will be here all through-out the holliday season! Ill be all over the forum
Posted by defensive
not to burst your bubble Big Fat Santa but we have a month and a half till Christmas arrives, so my opinion;
its that time of year again...
Posted by *Jojo*
@bfs - H m m m m m . . . . Will you be donating 'gifts' in the Playtime Beat The Lock Contest
Christmas preparation starts as early as September here in Manila
will last till 3 Kings or the 1st/2nd week of January !
Posted by BigFatSanta
Yes, I will donate something to what you call "playtime"
It will be a little close to christmas, but I promise, I will donate something!
Posted by *Jojo*
@bfs - Well that's very NICE to hear from you matey
Maybe you are a REAL - Santa Claus Are you from North Pole?
Posted by Glenny
i want to rule the world!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by batesie
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fat is the wrong term to use, horizontally chanllenged is a lot more politically correct....
Posted by masseur
or...
Fat - Differently Weighted
Fat - gravitationally challenged
Fat - horizontally challenged.
Fat - horizontally gifted
Fat - People of Mass
Fat - person of substance
Posted by mrao
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If water were vodka and i were a duck I'd swim to the bottom and never come up, but water isn't vodka and i'm not a duck, so give me the bottle and shut the heck up!
[ This Message was edited by: mrao on 2005-11-11 17:18 ]
Posted by BigFatSanta
I'm jolly
Would you all liek a SE neck strap donated to playtime?
and I dont rule the world, i just keep people happy!
Heyy! how did you get a picture of me???? You got me in my business uniform!
Posted by Debu
@mrao: LMAO!
I always wondered what makes a thread Garbage material.......NOW I know.
Posted by EastCoastStar
hahaha
I think fat is a good word
hahaha just kidddding
Posted by x_lucy_x
fat... is a beautiful word x
Posted by Senisho
I'd like a pair of FAT! Socks 4 xmas. Get it? "FAT SUCKS" hahaha
lol.....
Posted by BigFatSanta
Ho Ho Ho!!
Santa is hereeeee!
Posted by Cycovision
Dear Santa,
I was thinking about what I'd REALLY like for christmas, and thought about things like world peace, an end to poverty and things like that.
Then I thought 'B******s to that, what I really want is an Xbox 360 and at least 24 cans of Stella Artois.'
I have been a good boy all year and I have helped mummy and daddy and I've tried really hard not to swear at people and call them stupid like I usually do.
Yours self-lessly as ever,
Cyco
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Posted by max99
whats your waist size Santa ?
Posted by BigFatSanta
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Ho Ho Ho! I just may be able to do that for you sonny boy! Looking at my naughty and nice list here, I see that you are in the middle... You have been naughty sometimes this year! Maybe ill limit it to 12 cans and you may just get your christmas wish!!
And @max... thats not important! (but is you must know, im a Husky size 48 in USA i believe and UK It is a 58 i believe
- pretty large!)
Posted by max99
how you gona fit down my chimney then !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by methylated_spirit
better not empty his sack in my room...
Dear Santa, i want a new pair of adidas tae kwon doe trainers, in white with silver stripes, i cant find them anywhere any more. And i want a train set, and an unbreakable conker, and a super nintendo, and a shark with a laser beam attached to its head.
Posted by BigFatSanta
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Well now, It will be tough for me to get my hands on a pair of those! I may just have to get my elves to start making some! I will try for you! You will find out on christmas day! and SORRY if i dont, I will try my hardest! and Super Nintendo, you got it! and an unbreakable conker? What is that? and... a REAL shark?!? isnt a snake enough
Santa knows everything
@Max, oh, im magic
I can always find a way
Posted by methylated_spirit
Oh, you must get conkers at the north pole! You know, chestnuts, and you bash your chestnuts against someone elses and whoevers breaks first is the loser! (sounds a bit perverted lol) I want an unbreakable one because i always lose. I love snakes but i want a shark with a fricken' laser beam attached!
Posted by JiggyJaggy
the first thing I think of seeing FAT is Fcuk me that ASS is Tight! lol. Shorty got a PHAT ass! lol
Please be advise, you are free to mod this...but must be replaced with a picture of a substancially beautiful Glutius-maximus
Posted by BigFatSanta
Oh Yes, I understand! Hrm, I suppose I could make one of these for you! You cant use them for betting or anything, or else you will be added to the naughty list next year!
And Im not too sure about a shark... Where would you keep him sonny???? Maybe ill get you a small shark with a lazer!
Ohhh @jiggy! Im FAT but not like what you explained
HO HO HO!! [ This Message was edited by: BigFatSanta on 2005-11-14 14:26 ]
Posted by methylated_spirit
Superb! Unbreakable, non-profit conker, here we come! As for the shark, well, your maybe right. Something portable would be better, sharks are hard to fit in a satchel. How about a parrot with a small laser beam attached? Then i can teach it to say "Pieces of Hate, a$$hole!" before it vaporises my foes.
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Posted by BigFatSanta
Hrm... a Parrot?? I suppose I could do that! He will come with instructions on how to use him in a good way! Thats becuase I am Santa, and I can't tell you how to use him in a bad way, but you can always train him to do stuff like you said! haha ho ho ho! Don't tell Mrs. Clause I said that! You're getting a good Christmas this year!
You can play the game, then when you win, have the parrot say things to the person you just beat! like "good game!" or... whatever you teach it
ho ho ho!
Posted by methylated_spirit
or "Hasta la vista, birdy!"
You the best, santa.
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Posted by BigFatSanta
So I guess everyone else here at Esato doesn't want anything for Christmas this year?
Posted by methylated_spirit
get masseur a colostomy bag he's getting on a bit
Posted by BigFatSanta
hahahahahha I don't think @Masseur would need one of these! I think he is a healthy man!
Posted by max99
dear santa
i would like a new computer and wireless card etc so i can have broadband in my room
and i would also like my own personalised number plate
is this ok ?
many thanks
thankssssssss
Posted by methylated_spirit
personalised number plates? on roller skates? snatas great, aint he.
Posted by *Jojo*
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That 'really' rhymes !
Posted by BigFatSanta
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Of course you can! You are on my nice list this year! A VERY nice computer. Any particular specs? Game card? wireless card for sure
flat screen? any particular make?
And what would you like your number plate to say? MAX?
you just better stay a good guy next year, or santa will crash the computer!
Posted by max99
lol
pc needs to be good spec with flat screen
and number plate Max then any numbers lol
hehe
Posted by OluYom
Dream on, guys. Just dream on.
Posted by max99
i know , if only
Posted by Senisho
Santa, u shoulda started dis in d garbage thread...
Posted by x_lucy_x
I would like.. some decent coursework..
And some money..
Thanks love x
Posted by mrao
id like an xbox 360
Posted by BigFatSanta
Ho Ho Ho! Yes, i know (rhyming!), but i didnt think about it.
@max you will have a good christmas, you'll see when you wake up!
@lucy, how much money? maybe you'll get some money
but the rest... you got it!
@mrao... How about a 360 and a few games? You are on the good list this year too! So are MANY of the other Esatonians!
so we got 2 Xbox 360s comin! got my elves workin now! (they made one, then started playing it and slacked off... so sorry @meths or @mrao, one of yours will be a LITTLE bit used by my elves
Posted by Evil Eye
I want i-mate Jas-Jar.
Thanks!
Posted by methylated_spirit
*sniff* i want a cuddle
Posted by Davo_169
i would like a fender 12 string accoustic guitar