Posted by luvsanro
What is meant by web presence ¿
Is it like havin web site of ur own or something else ?
Posted by Cycovision
Yes, it's just one of those silly business terms that effectively means having a website.
Posted by luvsanro
How is it a "silly buisness term" ?
Posted by mrao
Your question did get answered, did'nt it?
Posted by Cycovision
It's silly because it's one of those terms that some businesses use because it sounds fancier than saying "We have a website" for example.
It's a bit like "We provide Creative Internet Solutions" rather than "We build websites" or "We offer bespoke IT crisis management" rather than "We mend computers".
Posted by batesie
lol Cyco
Posted by masseur
diito
thats sales jargon for you...
High Tech Computer Sales Jargon
NEW - Different color from previous design
ALL NEW - Parts not interchangable with previous design
EXCLUSIVE - Imported product
UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition
DESIGNED SIMPLICITY - Manufacturer's cost cut to the bone
FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments
ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it
IT'S HERE AT LAST! - Rush job; Nobody knew it was coming
FIELD-TESTED - Manufacturer lacks test equipment
HIGH ACCURACY - Unit on which all parts fit
DIRECT SALES ONLY - Factory had big argument with distributor
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one that works
REVOLUTIONARY - It's different from our competitiors
BREAKTHROUGH - We finally figured out a way to sell it
FUTURISTIC - No other reason why it looks the way it does
DISTINCTIVE - A different shape and color than the others
MAINTENANCE-FREE - Impossible to fix
RE-DESIGNED - Previous faults corrected, we hope...
HAND-CRAFTED - Assembly machines operated without gloves on
PERFORMANCE PROVEN - Will operate through the warranty period
MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours
ALL SOLID-STATE - Heavy as Hell!
BROADCAST QUALITY - Gives a picture and produces noise
HIGH RELIABILITY - We made it work long enough to ship it
SMPTE BUS COMPATABILE - When completed, will be shipped by Greyhound
NEW GENERATION - Old design failed, maybe this one will work
MIL-SPEC COMPONENTS - We got a good deal at a government auction
CUSTOMER SERVICE ACROSS THE COUNTRY - You can return it from most airports
UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE - Nothing we ever had before worked THIS way
BUILT TO PRECISION TOLERANCES - We finally got it to fit together
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED - Manufacturer's, upon cashing your check
MICROPROCESSOR CONTROLLED - Does things we can't explain
LATEST AER0SPACE TECHNOLOGY - One of our techs was laid off by Boeing
Posted by Chazzer3
@cycovision + masseur
Posted by luvsanro
U guys hav made this thread a funhouse
Posted by hotcha
"FUTURISTIC - No other reason why it looks the way it does"
so true. It applies to mobiles like none other.