ReviewsBy garvan on Sep 29 2008
Nokia E66 review
Pros
Lightning comes out of screen when angry.
Little wizards are quiet but fast.
Small metal Wizard called 'screwface' very very fast.
Can be smashed into a paste. Can take photographs under the water. Can be used like a pretend grenade. Can be used as a very small cricket bat, and a bat, and a pretend horse for jousting. can set fire to a family of vampires in wargametime. Is thin like a sausage in the pouch. Can fight a kangeroo. Can fly down river in a boat. Can cook crisps from scratch using a potato. Can speka in Olde Latin. Is beepitybeep laugh time when it giggles. BEEP BEEP!
Cons
explodes, does not contain camera film. Cannot send a telegram. Is smaller than a telegraph pole, a cheetah and a forest. Cannot hold your eye contact for long,has trust issues, is reserved in the bedroom. Smashes when thrown at walls. It goes buzz buzz when upset and can leave poop in your pocket if shaken too hard. Is an evil little devil who will trick your friends and pretend to be a sheep. Will lie to you. All the time, it tells lies. Smash him onto the floor.
Conclusion
All in all, the balance of the Nokia E66 is glorious, it varies from being a kwirky little wizard to being a she-devil of a lie face.
It will cost you alot but sometimes you must simlpy throw it into the sea and scream at Odin for cursing you with this damned devilry that goees beepity beep.
Buy something else if you value your freedom, buy a goat from a man, buy some sweeties, but if what you want is a hot night out with a ladyboy - this is the phone for you. x
Rating: 5
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