Sammy_boy
Joined: Mar 31, 2004
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From: Staffordshire, United Kingdom
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I found this on another forum, and thought it was hilarious, I especially like the 'Foreign Policy' definition:
ALARMIST, n. Any respected scientist who understands the threat of global warming.
ALLIES, n. Foreigners who do what Republicans tell them to do.
BALANCED, adj. 1. favoring corporations (a more balanced approach to the environment.); 2. favoring conservatives (fair and balanced reporting).
CAPITALISM, n. Ein volk, ein Korporation, ein Vorstandsvorsitzende!
COMPASSION, n. Telling a poor person who needs early cancer treatments to shut up and fill out that Wal Mart application
CONVICTION, n. Making decisions before getting the facts, and refusing to change your mind afterward.
COWARDICE, n. Demanding that the US military only be used in defense of America and not for random acts of foreign conquest
DEMOCRACY, n. My way or the highway
DISASTER RELIEF, n. Public assistance for bankrupt corporations
DIVISIVE, n. insulting a neo con, also see: mean-spiritedness
ECONOMIC RECOVERY, n. When three out of five software engineers who lost their jobs to outsourcing are able to find part-time work at Wal-Mart.
ELECTION FRAUD, n. Counting every vote.
ELITISM, n. Calling someone stupid or insane when they claim to see weapons of mass destruction where none have been found for years
FOREIGN POLICY, n. YEEEEEEEHAWWW!, also see: WHAT WOULD JOHN WAYNE DO?
GOOD EDUCATION, n. Replacing colleges with trade schools
HOMELAND SECURITY, n. Outsourcing the processing of medical and financial records in potentially hostile foreign countries
JOB GROWTH, n. Increased number of jobs an individual has to take after losing earlier high-paying job; or the increase in employment for foreign workers at the expense of American workers
LIBERAL, n. (additional definition) anyone who's not a neo con
MERCY, n. Killing foreign women instead of raping them
PATRIOTISM, n. The belief that criticizing Republican Presidents is treason; waving American flags that are made by industrious Chinese workers and not lazy stupid Americans
RELIGIOUS FREEDOM, n. No heathen left un-hung
RESOLUTE, n. Head strong, dead wrong and proud of it
RIGHTEOUS, n. insulting anyone but a neo con
USING THE RACE CARD, n. Objecting to racial slurs hurled by neo cons
WAFFLING, n. Realizing you made a mistake and backtracking to undo it
WELFARE, n. Public assistance for the common people
TAX AND SPEND, n. When Democrats increase spending and increase taxes
BALANCED BUDGET, n. When Republicans increase spending and lower taxes
CORRUPTION, n. if Democrats do it
REFORM, n. if Republicans do it
"All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing" - Edmund Burke
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Posted: 2005-04-10 12:10
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