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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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I once worked with a vegetarian (not a euphemism for lesbian) and I once accidentally bought her a chicken salad sandwich.
Don’t worry it gets better, she discovered the chicken and promptly put it in her bin, now this girl walked a few miles every day to work in her trainers and changes her shoes at work. I waited until she left her desk and quickly put the chicken in her trainers, that night she walked ALL the way home with chicken squashing into the socks, feet and trainers. She took her trainers off and promptly vomited and the following day gipped (balked) as she tried to recite her findings at home. Her retaliation was very poor, Cadbury cream eggs in my coat pockets that set the alarms off at the airport that Friday.
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etaab
Joined: Jan 23, 2004
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From: UK - South Yorkshire
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Somehow reading about it doesnt make it seem as funny as actually being there..
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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Surely someone can beat it though!
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etaab
Joined: Jan 23, 2004
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From: UK - South Yorkshire
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My sister once put frozen dog sh!t in my coat pocket when i was a kid.. 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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You cruel b@stard! I set fire to my neighbours cat once, no reeason really.
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friscosjoke
Joined: Jul 11, 2004
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From: my mommy's tummy.
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man why does every one feel the need to shit on vegetarians? I cant even go to a cook out with my freinds cause one of them will always stick a great wad of raw hamburg in the middle of my veggie burger when im not looking. sheesh.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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in high school i had a teacher that i absolutely despised! 
So me and my friend bought 2 cans of shaving cream and froze them overnight, then we cut the cans off and put the forzen foam in his desk drawer and file cabinet. 
It's probably the most immature thing i've done, but i gotta tell you that frozen shaving cream is fun. (BTW dont use shaving gel becos the can is full of compressed air! )
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switchbitch
Joined: Apr 29, 2003
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From: ELF Pap Cop (Avatar pending)
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Bullshit, all shaving foam cans are compressed!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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When i worked in a factory a couple of years ago i cut the arse out of my workmates overalls and he never even noticed when he put them on, the stupid berk.
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friscosjoke
Joined: Jul 11, 2004
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From: my mommy's tummy.
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In highschool me and this girl I knew, as revenge for another practical joke, went to another girls house under the ruse that the girls had to talk about girl things or something. When the girl (lets call her Kelly) came out of her house we jumped her tied her up and blindfolded her. then we drove her out into the woods in the middle of the night. Tied her to a tree and told her to enjoy her night. We then drove off out of sight (we had unblindfolded her at this point) waited maybe 10 minutes then came back and took her to 7 11 for ice cream. A week later Kelly wanted revenge on the other girl so we kiddnapped her from the local coffee shop and made her hang off a pier. A week later with the help of another freind the 2 girls shot up my room with paintballs and on and on it went. Odd thing though is that no one ever got mad and we all used to hang everyday I guess I just have weird freinds.
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etaab
Joined: Jan 23, 2004
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From: UK - South Yorkshire
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Or an over-active imagination
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lor
Joined: Mar 07, 2002
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From: Planet Bob
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yeah, you're regular ol sickos. You get arrested and jailed for years for kidnapping people here. |
friscosjoke
Joined: Jul 11, 2004
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From: my mommy's tummy.
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@etaab yeah i have an over active imagination but i only lie to strangers in bars. what im saying is that the story is true.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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On 2004-07-31 13:39:04, switchbitch wrote:
Bullshit, all shaving foam cans are compressed!
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as said in Maxim  magazine feb. 2003 issue, it says you have to find the shaving cream cans where there's no black rubber plug in the bottom.
Oh and its not shaving cream cans with compressed air at the bottom, its shaving GEL. That's why i put my little disclaimer lol.
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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On the train tonight I was sat at a table with a bloke reading a book 'Tricks and Illusions" before we got out of Edinburgh he'd fallen asleep. More and more poeple left the commuter train stop by stop and by the time of my stop no one was immediate, I remaind seated and he did not stir, I quickly took his book and hid it under his bag and hopped off the train.
Proving my hand is always quicker than the sleeping eye
Mr M
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Posted: 2004-07-30 17:28
