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Gigs
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Posted: 2004-07-15 03:33
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Usually the action comes after you've been elected. ;D
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Posted: 2004-07-15 04:19
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@gigs- Here in Manila it's the other way around Action comes when they are grandstanding their platforms during the campaign period . After elected, you will start seeing new cars, new houses new ladies under their belts If you can consider 'corruption' as an action thing . . . maybe with less movement, just pure signing in the vouchers
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Posted: 2004-07-15 04:32
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Hmm corruption.. wimmin... cars.. I am in the wrng country and profession ;D

(I have always wondered why they don't give things like organised crime and international killer as occupations for trouble kids in school. Pays great, you get to travel, meet new people..)

Any of our parties offering such radically free thinking education policies? You could buy a vote easily
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Posted: 2004-07-15 04:50
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There now features a party political broadcast on behalf of the Scumm party.

Brave Esatonians as you know the situation with Howard Forums is fast deteriorating, vote us into office to ensure an Esatonian victory. I cannot begin to describe to you the horrors that a Howard victory would bring ... harsh moderators, endless technobabble and the loss of SE's special status.
Lynx69, axxxr, batesie and our other opponents would sit back and do nothing whilst advance parties stormed our forums, you wouldn't stand a chance! We here at Scumm are commited to fighting the enemy on all fronts.
We urge every Esatonian to join E.L.F. and defend our ... er, your forum, and remember, a new donkey to whoever brings me the head of General Montoya before the end of the rainy season!

All Hail Scumm!
All Hail E.L.F.
VOTE SCOTS & VLAMM
The moderate man's choice.
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Posted: 2004-07-15 05:01
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This is kinda getting silly.
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scotsboyuk
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Posted: 2004-07-15 05:07
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Just look my fellow Esatonians, the post above is exactly the sort of dirty tricks campaign our opponnents would stoop to.
As part of our manifesto we promise to have an official Esato anthem, to be sung at all over budget and unnecessary ceremonies.

VOTE SCOTS & VLAMM!
The musical choice.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC
hariznordin
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Posted: 2004-07-15 05:21
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Vote me

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Posted: 2004-07-15 09:01
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"Following on from the discussion in the 'Democracy on Esato' thread" I believe this topic has played it's role.
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