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slattery69
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
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From: north east england
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if been the third candidate means i dont have to do anything then i shall put myself forward with the promise of spin sexing things up and absolutly no action what so ever |
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Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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From: Den Haag
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VOTE SCOTS & VLAM!
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Residentevil
Joined: Feb 29, 2004
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From: Raccoon City, USA
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Lynx69 is underage. Any minimum age we want to set?
Tough times don't last, tough people do!
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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i would like to take part as a candidate, with axxxr (offered him a better package & stretch mercedes)...
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Vlammetje
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From: Den Haag
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I see how the opponents are fighting over one running mate..... keep it up fellas! I am sure we can use this in our campaign
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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we go back a long way, check the 'thanks axxxr!' thread... with him on my side we'll win a landslide victory...
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Gigs
Joined: Jan 19, 2004
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From: The planet Snibertron!
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"Breaking News form the NZNN Newsfloor!
Cookiedough is the perfect internet snack.
Now back to our election coverage. Candidates for the yet unknown third person party appear to be silent, could this be a concerted attack by the silent majority? A ploy to outwit the 2 very vocal and media prominent parties? Time will tell!
Sources direct from our Scots and Vlam camp report that military action appears to be in the air, with possible rumours about a pre-emptive strike against the extremist howards. We wonder what intelligence this is based on, have talks already broken down between Coffee and Narn? Could not further sanctions at petitiononline prove to better the process between the extremists and the peoples ruplublic of esato? Be sure that we'll be keeping a close eye on this situation as it continues to develop.
This just handed to me. A sweet iced mocha, oh and this news sheet. Thankyou Debbie.
A third candidate has just announced their running! With the promise of political intregue and the promise of a nothing new policy, we suspect the new running mate to be very promising indeed!
With things heating up surely it can't be long until we find the heads of each major party clearly outlining how they will infact be different from each other. Stay tuned folks! This things heating up to be hotter than P800 owners at the time of the P900 release!
For NZNN, i'm Cheap nExpendable."
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lovewalrus
Joined: Dec 22, 2002
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From: LoveWalrus
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How about 1 additional sub-moderator from each country involved in ESATO?
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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@lovewalrus - That will just be too much here mate  |
batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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quality coverage by @gigs...
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##official announcement## our polices will be based on a 'polishing the edges' on an already outstanding institution that easto already is....
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scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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We have three candidates people! Now is the time to vote.
If you want an Esato that is proud and glorious, an Esato that shines brightly in the sunlight, an Esato with lots of flags and banners, an Esato to be proud of, then vote Scots & Vlamm.
We welcome all here at Scots & Vlamm, or Scamm, as our political party is called, so please do not hesitate to join our ranks.
I hope to be speaking to you very soon, not as a candidate, but as your proud and glorious leader. A vote for the Scamm party is a vote for less talk of Nokia and more talk of SE, a vote for Scots & Vlamm is a vote for Esato!
Don't let our opponents fool you with their flashy campaigns funded by dirty money, don't let them sell Esato down the river; don't let them destroy our proud and ancient community here. We will abolish this republic nonsense and install the proper form of government, a constitutional monarchy. Be proud to call yourselves Esatonian, drape yourselves in our proud banner; we can hear your cries for more smiley and more avatars and we will deliver. We are not the party of broken promises, just look at our opponents, they can’t even decide who will stand for election, we are the party of strength and vigour, we are the party of health and vitality, use your vote to bring us to power, use your vote to make Esato a better place.
VOTE SCOTS & VLAMM!
The environmental choice.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
axxxr
Joined: Mar 21, 2003
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From: Londinium
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I'm with batesie! 
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Gigs
Joined: Jan 19, 2004
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(Amazingly stunning graphic introduction that leaves you breathless in antici..........pation)
"Welcome back to NZNN. We interupt continuing coverage of the Blair Witch teach yourself Home Video classes to bring you more on the elections.
Today seems to be coming to a close with all the parties looking strong. The various parties all have their issues and are bringing them to a forefront in a race that looks to be more exciting that a debate on non existant emerging models. Of the candidates we feel that both Vlamm and batesie have been particularly strong candidates, showing not only a keen intellect for finance - but an apprication for the future and ensuring job security.
While candidates are very busy, we managed to schedule in an interview with Vlamm from the Scamm party. I take you now to this interview conducted by one of our top political reporters, Shak nVac.
(Shuffles paper slightly as screen expands to interveiw)
(- Shak nVac -) Vlamm, thankyou for taking time out of your busy schedule to talk with us today. Given the nature of these elections we felt it would be a little unjustified asking you the usual questions of wether lime is the best flavour for a milkshake, or should you use a screen protector when out in your electorate. Instead, we thought we'd gift you some screentime to say what really matters and address the public.
(- Vlamm -) Thankyou. Vlamm I am, Vlamm from Scamm, said Vlamm. Vote for Scamm! Else BLAMM! Vlamm from Scamm.
(- Shak nVac -)(Wiping a tear from eye) Well I'm not sure what to say, its hard hitting, its honest, thought provoking, frankly i'm not sure I can do Vlamms comments justice.
(Swivels chair towards screen with a penetrating serious stare)
Well.. The truth in its purest form. I must say I'm a little choked up myself, exscuse me.
(Takes a sip form something looking like water, but tasting alot like Vodka)
In further election news.
Lynx's party today came out strong with a message of equality in the posting place and a hearing of the peoples voice. One can only onder what the peoples voice infact sounds like, is it strained or will it sing to Lynxs tune? Time will tell how much talk time the peoples voice actually gets.
Batesies party shocked and sent other parties issue platforms reeling when their party announced today that infact esatos economy was fine and mearly in need of a little polishing. We can only wait to see how the opposition parties defend their stances against such scathing criticism.
Batesies party also caused another shock announcing Axxxr also as his second. Axxxr, also courted by Lynxs party has so far been unreachable for comment. Sources close to the Right Hon. Mayor of Newsthread however claim that Axxxr is infact sheeping.. oh excuse me, sleeping it of.. er currently thinking hard on all sides of the issues before coming out with an official statement later.
We'll be keeping our eyes on this story as it unfolds.
Possibly controversial signings in the Scamm camp today as they signed on long time veteran Orangeman to their military style campaign. Orangeman, a veteran of such battles as the great Manufacturers debate and the earlier bluetooth "Pair and Awe" trouble months has caused quite a stir when tensions appear to be rising with the extremist howards. We can ony wonder, will this Duo now have pro support?
Lastely we're currently waiting to see what the word is from the current Monarch Masseur. His office has been very quiet on which if any party has an endorsement or wether he's just waiting on a new model. Anticipation is high.
Remember to keep watching the only station willing to bring you the best in paid for truth as it happens. You can bank it to us! Our political reporters abroad in the google strip, and here at home continue to work hard to bring you upto the hour news as it happens.
You've been watching NZNN, I'm Cheap Nexchangable, Goodnight."
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Gigs
Joined: Jan 19, 2004
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From: The planet Snibertron!
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(Gawd.. I am bored at work  ) |
Residentevil
Joined: Feb 29, 2004
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Just like real politics a lotta talk and hot air, but no action.
Tough times don't last, tough people do!
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Posted: 2004-07-14 23:36
