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markphil
Joined: Jul 19, 2008
Posts: 435
From: Philippines :D
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The Rock Said !!
If youuuuuuuuuuuu smmmmmmmmeeLLLLLLLLLLLL what the ROCK is Cooking !
I own K550i Pearl White R8BA024 08W03 and K810i Golden Ivory R8BE001 09W03 |
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markphil
Joined: Jul 19, 2008
Posts: 435
From: Philippines :D
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I own K550i Pearl White R8BA024 08W03 and K810i Golden Ivory R8BE001 09W03 |
mriley
Joined: Oct 03, 2009
Posts: > 500
From: UK
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Peter : Im a good organizer so i never lose things....
Richard : Is that why you've never lost your virginity?
Peter : Walks away feeling sad.
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Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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Man walks into a pet shop & says to the asistant I WANT TO BUY A WASP. The asistant says A WASP WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE SELL WASPS. The guy says WELL THERE'S ONE IN THE WINDOW AINT THERE  Sorry i know its awful but that was my brother said that one yesterday lol
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occupied
Joined: Feb 24, 2007
Posts: 99
From: Middle of Nowhere
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Thank goodness I wasn't born in Beijing.
Why?
Because I speak poor Chinese.
(maybe it's time to kowtow to the new master, chinese. get the hell outta here, yankee. people's propaganda invaded my shortwave receiver. i'm unable to tune in to western broadcasting like i used to. what'm i gwyne to paltrow?)
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in nokia, "download" is translated into indonesian "muat turun", a word-to-word translation of "down" which means "turun", and "load" which means "muat" (olala, too much quote in it.) what would nokia say it in arabis? "istemlaa tahtee"? that's why i prefer engnish to my own tongue, though i ain't very good in it  |
Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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Marriage ah well thats grand,divorce thats about ten grand 
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ceaser2008
Joined: Jul 14, 2008
Posts: > 500
From: Surat, India
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This one i read from a magazine.
The highlights of our zoo trip was a peacock showing off its plumage. A four-year-old son was perticularly taken with it. That evening, he couldn't wait to tell his father: "Dad, guess what! I saw a Christmas tree come out of a chicken!"
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who_am_i
Joined: May 31, 2009
Posts: 0
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The Blind Circumcisionist
Question: Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist?
Answer: He got the sack.
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Nhyrohale23
Joined: Mar 30, 2009
Posts: 57
From: R0cksville,MT.Province
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jokes hahahhaa
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who_am_i
Joined: May 31, 2009
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How many animals can you get into a pair of tights?
Question. How many animals can you get into a pair of tights?
Answer. 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 pussy, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.
..no one can ever find:lol:  my tongue can vouch for that!! its tried ever so often to look for that fish in the cave
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rochel_o8
Joined: Sep 04, 2009
Posts: 52
From: Philippines
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shadowin
Joined: Dec 28, 2008
Posts: 71
From: Morocco/Casablanca
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
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sale987
Joined: May 27, 2008
Posts: 372
From: Bosnia, Zivinice
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A teacher ask one little guy
- What do you know about old Romes?
- Little guy said: i know all of them are dead!!
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nicv27
Joined: Oct 15, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: kent
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I'm rubbish at Scrabble - I just end up with consonants. I think I've got irritable vowel syndrome.
I think the worse job I ever had was as a forensic pathologist for the UN. I once discovered what looked like an ancient mass grave full of snowmen.
Fortunately, it turned out to be a field full of carrots.
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mriley
Joined: Oct 03, 2009
Posts: > 500
From: UK
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On 2009-12-29 19:11:13, who_am_i wrote:
How many animals can you get into a pair of tights?
Question. How many animals can you get into a pair of tights?
Answer. 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 pussy, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.
..no one can ever find:lol: my tongue can vouch for that!! its tried ever so often to look for that fish in the cave
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[ This Message was edited by: mriley on 2010-01-21 23:08 ] Esato's Newbie of the year and Most Helpful Member 2010!  ------------------- Life is just a ride, enjoy it while you can |
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