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DragonFly Joined: Aug 27, 2003 Posts: 161 From: South Africa PM, WWW
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what about a mini "star Gate" teleportation built in with a mini cable running through the gate and on the other side a few million arrays on 1000 TB memory disks...
--=[ Proudly P900 ]=-- - You can lead a fool to wisdom, But you cannot make him think ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://thugs.freak.co.za <- Check it Out! you wont regret it! |
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Airwolf Joined: Oct 07, 2003 Posts: 35 From: Southampton PM |
I dont like the mind control aspect of it, i have enough problems thinking on a good day! |
Fritz24 Joined: Jul 25, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Nottingham, England PM |
Please mods don't delete this thread - it's a work of genius.
Anyway, I'm just off to cook my dinner in my P1000's built in microwave oven....oh hang on, I still can't find the phone
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Airwolf Joined: Oct 07, 2003 Posts: 35 From: Southampton PM |
I traded my microwave in for the AGA option, cant beat real cooking like that, although when the smoke comes out it does look worrying. |
GoH Joined: Jun 23, 2003 Posts: 400 From: somewhere in sg PM |
i'd rather fry eggs with the built in laser rifle. |
mixin Joined: Jan 26, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Notts, UK PM, WWW
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just got my first TOD on my p1000
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DragonFly Joined: Aug 27, 2003 Posts: 161 From: South Africa PM, WWW
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does anyone know if it has a built in anti theft device?
--=[ Proudly P900 ]=-- - You can lead a fool to wisdom, But you cannot make him think ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://thugs.freak.co.za <- Check it Out! you wont regret it! |
Vlammetje Joined: Mar 01, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Den Haag PM, WWW
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MixiN you have old sw my man!
on the latest TOD's have been reoslved 4good.
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mixin Joined: Jan 26, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Notts, UK PM, WWW
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well the service centre man said he wouldnt update my software, cos it has crappy vodafone live! stuff on it
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Airwolf Joined: Oct 07, 2003 Posts: 35 From: Southampton PM |
Yeah they changed the triangles to rectangles!
If it doesnt work, hit it with a hammer! |
MaThIbUs Joined: May 17, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Belgium PM, WWW
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i like the automatic cracked screen function and the degauss button of course. i prefer a nvidia geforce 779 instead of a voodoo 93 though
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Vlammetje Joined: Mar 01, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Den Haag PM, WWW
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mixin i'll beam up th fw to the satellite and then route it down to your P1000 again.
leave it on the desk in stand by and stand clear
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mixin Joined: Jan 26, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Notts, UK PM, WWW
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erm vlam.. should i worry that its just actually fallen thru the desk.. but theres no holes?
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Vlammetje Joined: Mar 01, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Den Haag PM, WWW
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no that's not a problem... it will reappear in its former position momentarily. It's just making a quick scan of the environment.
One word of warning tho... thjis sw does have grooming mode automatically enabled.... unless you want a new sleek haircut you'll need to disable that immediately
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Airwolf Joined: Oct 07, 2003 Posts: 35 From: Southampton PM |
No i believe molecular phasing comes as standard.
If it doesnt work, hit it with a hammer! |
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