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Story: Eric the schmuck ... |
Bjerkebanen
Joined: Feb 26, 2002
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Jacko the liitel man whoo drinks cum out of a straw from a ladys ass!
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jellyellie
Joined: Dec 27, 2002
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"do i get to drink cum from male's ass' too?" asks eric
"sure... shemales too" replies bernadette
"are you in it?"
"nope, too straight for me"
"why, what's your style?"
"69 with the dogs"
"oh, right. my baby in here will be ok, ya?"
"he'll be as......"
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pachy
Joined: Nov 05, 2002
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.....snug as a bug in a thug, eric was being held by the eyelash's having his scrotum stappled to the floor again, "like a cheesypoof says bernadette" ???????...............
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shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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wat the heck, eric tot.....i've been thru worst....might as well just give this a go and see how it pans out....afterall, he needs the money too.....with that simple mind made up, he agreed to take the job....details and locations were given and memorised, he left soon after with a gleam in his eye.....a twisted smile slowly snaked its way across his lips........the smile was a result of some specific infomation released to his care by the *ohh-so-satisfied* shemale.
Fabian( or Fabio) the hunky male model is gonna be casted in a small part in tomorrow's shoot......simply becoz Fab wuz neck deep in debt and this was one of the ways he cud repay..........eric's heart missed a beat...it had alwiz been his dream of meeting fabian...everybody knew that......but secretly, his innermost desire wuz to cream the mans rear end and plaster his face full of fresh home made protein........tomorrow will come soon enuf.........
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ShawO
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*gasp*
i just realised i joined a forum full of gays  |
shithappens
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with daylight dwindling...eric's gut suddenly reminded him how hungry he actually is.......and with the shooting only tomorrow, there's just no way he can feed himself tonight......another growl.....he's gotta eat.....he rummages through his pockets and the search came up with only a coupla dollars...hardly enuf to feed the child still growing inside him....damn!!! the world can be so unfair, he thinks with glee....looks like he'll hafta go blow a coupla folks for food.....turning a corner, he spots a bar called the Blue Moon....wat the heck........a man's gotta eat right, he thinks to himself and a man's definitely gotta be resourceful too.......he stands up straight (as straight as any *happy man* can be) and makes a beeline for the pub...the image of fabian injesting all he can produced still relatively fresh in his mind......i just need to get over today and i'll think better once i've eaten......after all, eric needs to hatch a plan for the stunt he's anticipating for fabian (or fabio) tomorrow.....he reaches the bar and gently pushes the door inwards.....
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JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
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lol
ShawO i know how u feel!!!
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fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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u guys r trying to compete with my book or something? lol
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Bjerkebanen
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and when he enterd the bar music was blasting out and he coud hear YMCA!! YMCA!! ......
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shithappens
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ahhh....the village people's hangout.....YMCA's the song of the nite.....eric smiles....he's knew all along he's got the inborn talent to *discover* people with traits and more importantly, taste to match his own.....this little episode simply fortifies his resolve and confidence.....it's gonna be a wonderful nite...it'll be a better tomorrow, he's sure......but more about tonite....for tonite is now and eric has alwiz made it a point to live for the moment......and the moment has come to..........
(take it away guys)
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Scythe
Joined: Oct 02, 2002
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Moment has come to get off the shirt and pants he's in. Good thing he's wearing the leather thongs he got as a sick birthday gift from his frat buddies (most had been his f*ck buddies whan an all night drinking spree turns everyone nasty and horny as hell, with some just pretending to be drunk and wasted, and everyone pretending to forget about the orgy they so happily went down on the night before come dawn, ignoring the musky and pungent smell of chlorine-like dried up cum all over the place).
To his surprise, it's the Obelisk Bar's 2nd year anniversary and they're throwing in a cash prize to the hottest dancer of the night! The mood was tensed as drag-queens, transvestites, iron pumped bodybulders, guys who look like chicks with beard and exposed fluffy chest hairs over neon colored spandex, and party gate-crashers made their way to the dance floor. It's a tough contest but what the heck. Eric's hungry as hell. Time to make some eye-catching moves to beat the crap out of all these Irene Cara wannabees, fast! He squeezes himself between the crowd to get to the center. Once there, he dances like the goddess Ishtar. Making the crowd turn their popping eyes on him, making them all wanna get to bed with him. In a dark corner of the bar, a grissly bike rider who never had a gay fantasy his entire life is touching himself trough his 5-day-never-been-washed-nor-changed jeans as his eyes were hypnotically transfixed on Eric as the thong-clad straight-porn gonna-be dances to the tune of "The Next Episode." In no time, the crowd was cheering for Eric. And after the 30-minute dance derby marathon, Eric was smiling.
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shithappens
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...for the judges are just about to announce the winner of the cash prize....coolly confident, eric eyes the judges one by one....all three of them look demented, but again, that's to be expected from joints like this.....the 1st a midget with an engorged hump in between his thighs, the second's an out of luck and really old korean barmaid with her bellybutton in between her sagged *milk* glands while the third's a muscular shemale right outta the xena princess warrior sitcom....the deliberation was short....admist quite whispers in the crowd, all eyes were on eric.....he had danced his heart out...he needed the cash after all and the mere tot of cornering fabian through some yet to be devised twisted plan of his made the veins in both his head throb in eagerness........the midget approaches the mike......
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
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cyanx7
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"NO!!! I WAS JUST KIDDING!!!" says the dwarf, laughing bitch style...
"GAYS, LESBIANS AND THE REST OF U PERVERTED SICKOS!!!!", he announces...
"the winner of tonights homosexual dance marathon IS...
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ERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC THAAAAAAA SCHMUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Eric screams and starts to cry histericly and hugs everybody in sight, just a like a miss universe contest...
he bends down to hug the puny dwarf as he passes him the prize check... eric looks at the check with a hungry look... "how am i gonna cash that in to eat something?" he thought...
in the middle of the confusion he screams:
"HEY, ANYBODY WANNA PAY SUPPER TO THE DANCE QUEEN HERE?!?!?!"
suddenly silence hits the obelisc like one of saddam hussein's mass destrucion weapons... (nobody gave a shit...)
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
wrecked_porsche
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Then the biker approaches Eric .... He says :
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Posted: 2003-04-04 21:56
