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Story: Eric the schmuck ... |
wrecked_porsche
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So, he decided to run to the nearest store and buy a pack of... |
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blackspot
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wolves. "A pack of wolves?" the store attendant shouted sarcastically. "Get a life man" he continued.
Eric was so mad that he grabbed the guys neck and strangled him until he was about to lose consciousness. The attendant was trying to say something but Eric's tight hold on his neck prevented any understandable word to come out of his mouth. Eric loosed his grip and said "What did you say?".
"It's at the back, It'll cost you $24.95... cough, cough, cough!"
Eric let him go, took $25 from his pocket, slammed it on the counter and went to the back...
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Pierree
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...where he slipped out of conciousness, fell to the floor, and lay there for several minutes. Apon waking, Eric convinced himself that he was none other than Mr Benn from the popular children's television programme of the same name, and promptly dressed himself up in an amusing costume, much to the dismay of the shopkeeper, who took off his fez hat, and trampled it into the floor.
Eric had just about managed to get the catsuit to fit, when, as if by magic, he found himself in... |
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... a swimming pool, surrounded by...
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blackspot
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400-lb women in two-piece bikinis. "Let's party cat-boy!" one of them shouted while dragging him into the pool...
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Posted: 2005-01-07 10:39
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