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Story: Eric the schmuck ... |
Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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so one day Eric tought that i has to make something new.. something different. A new phone for the next generation. It had to look like...
Sony Xperia 1 II, Xperia 5, Huawei P30 Pro |
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wrecked_porsche
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A little bit of Samsung and with a touch of NOkia  So Eric ....
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.  I  Nokia N95 8GB and N82 |
Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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but in the next generasjon off OS too.. The Symbian 11.2 software. which allows to make...
Sony Xperia 1 II, Xperia 5, Huawei P30 Pro |
wrecked_porsche
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The new OS can make the phone talk back very rudely if it is angry ...
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I Nokia N95 8GB and N82 |
kath
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..and pisses blood when it's infected with virus... |
wrecked_porsche
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So Eric made this phone and it shot up to #1 spot and took over sales from NOkia ...
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I Nokia N95 8GB and N82 |
kath
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and someone already owns one http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=37350&forum=20  |
kimcheeboi
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this thread needs to be resurrected!
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sn3ipen
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Then Erick becomed a gay billionare so he build his own villa and had those big parties where gay people use to come. No girls allowed because.....
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ricje
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...his now mutated penis was incapable of pleasuring any woman. However with a pentiful supply of man flesh the daring Eric partied through the evening. The next day... |
wrecked_porsche
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He woke up and wasn't gay anymore. So, the first thing he did was to....
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I Nokia N95 8GB and N82 |
NAWTYBRATT
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....take over the playboy mansion....
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blackspot
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So he went to the playboy mansion with his compound bow and 5 arrows with exploding heads, a military knife, a maglite, an MP5 with 10 extra clips and wearing a complete military gear. He was ready for battle!
When he arrived at the mansion, it was so silent. He walked right into the front door where the buttler was waiting for him. He was shocked when the buttler gave him the keys to the entire mansion and left without saying anything.
Eric went crazy trying to figure out what just happened. He was brought to a mental facility where he was given massive doses of valium and morphine everyday until his entire body became permanently numb.
One day Eric finally understood what happened to him ...
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wrecked_porsche
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But there was just ONE thing he was not quite sure of. It was bugging him, he wanted to know who...
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I Nokia N95 8GB and N82 |
blackspot
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... made him gay in this story. He was already contemplating on revenge, but he knew that whatever he would plan will always be known by everybody, in fact that was why the playboy mansion was so easy for him to take over. There was nothing he could do but cry.
After three years, the Valium and morphine totally wore out...
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Posted: 2003-09-02 11:48
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