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Story: Eric the schmuck ... |
pachy
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......I want you to humiliate me in front of my dog........
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There is a "fine line" between fishing & just standing on the riverbank like an idiot.
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wrecked_porsche
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From: I'm not telling u !
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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it's bjerkebanen time to continue!!!! 
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
Bjerkebanen
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So eric screams: I dont want my child! EAT MY UTORIS EAT IT!! And spike & the dog starts to like the utoris and slurp it down. And now the dog has Eric`s child inside him. So Eric take the dog with him and decide to go to Oslo and throw the dog in The Akers`river so he can get rid of the child inside the dog once and for all.... |
Krubach
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By now Eric is wondering: "Man! The past few days look like a bad novel from some guy with dirty fantasies!".
But when he gets to the river he can't do it. He simply can't do it. So he pulls of the child from the dog arse and decides to give the child for adoption. He starts looking for a good father for him, someone who can give him a good life so he thinks: "Michael Jackson!!!!"....
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shithappens
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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...and on impulse, he buys a ticket to get him on the 1st available flight to the states....he's now a *man* with a vision....he's gotta find MJ....the calling's great and powerful...so much so he explodes in waves and waves of orgasm...drat!!! now he's gotta change his boxers.....the PA system at the boarding gates calles his name...he steals a quick glance on his wrist watch...there's still time to run off to the little boys room....hmmmm!!! little boys room......that sounds so good and he's off for a quick change and perhaps a bit of fun be4 the flight.....
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
cyanx7
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From: Porto, Portugal
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But when eric enters the bathroom he sees bob the dog eating Marco's nuts with a a fork and knife and his own unborned son shitting on spike's face and shoving a dildo down his nose, suddenly saying: "how can u be such a perverted gay smuck, daddy? look at all the discusting shit u are dreaming!!!"
Eric wakes up from that nightmare screaming in a cold sweat... the excruciating dream probably was caused from all that sexual depravation envolving spike and his dog, bob... strangely spike and bob had not awaken from their deep sleep, so eric took his luggage and left spike's appartment leaving a note to spike explaining he didn't want to wake him and that he was going to try to find an appartment downtown, so that he could finnaly settle in Montreal...
Eric was free! And so would be the child he carried in his stomach, he promised himself!!!
Eric took a cab to downtown Montreal, and after blowing the taxidriver 4 the fair, he found himself facing an old building... in one of the windows there was a sign saying "GOOM FOG GENTAL"... Being a Gay schmuck, Eric immediatly thought it was a message from above, so he entered the building. He met this strange dislexic coloured man named Dick, that wanted to rent the room... He agreed payment terms with dick and ocuppied the appartment... But the advanced payments to dick left eric with a problem... he had no more money left... And the offspring he carried in his bowels could be hungry... How could he make a fast canadian buck without envolving mad gay sex, he asked himself...
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The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... 
I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! 
Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... 
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Bjerkebanen
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Hey i know! how he said out loud!!
Since im so full of sexual blood just waiting to be spermd out of me hard cock i can! I can me can give blood! So he goes to the blood office downtown and.....
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cyanx7
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From: Porto, Portugal
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..after giving about 3 liters of blood and recieving 10 milk coupons for it, he thought: "This isn't a way to make a living... 3 liters of blood gave me about half the coupons i would get for biting someone in the ass... Besides what are the career chances that giving blood provides?"
Then he suddenly remembered his crazy Michael Jackson dream... and thought: "i will become a pop star... my throat is very well opened from all the blowjobs i did in my difficult days... i could swallow the hole microfone during the performances!!!! this could be the element of surprise in the music business!... it's gonna be my highway to glory!!! Madonna was a no good cunt whore, and look where she is now!!!"
so eric went to find an agent in downtown Montreal...
(could this be the way Eric would be free of his discusting gay depravation? i hope not... )
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The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...
I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!
Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...
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Andy.
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This is a pretty f**ked up thread
Carry on anyway-
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wrecked_porsche
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Bjerkebanen
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Yes you may clerk bitch! If you dont make me a star right away im gonna give you a golden shower! The clerk replays.....
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jbendaou
Joined: Feb 11, 2003
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From: Washington, DC
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Eric was like, mmmm well you are a wowman, so i doubt you can do anything to me. then he decided to leave...for some reason he really couldnt change his habbits and his attraction to men...
On his way out, she yells at him and says: Hey cum back here, i am a shemale...Eric had a big smile on his face and turned and walked towards her...
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Krubach
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(Oh my God! This is going crazy! Now we've got shemales?!?!?)
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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"i'm gonna have to check out that prick, for precaution...", eric said...
"don't u wanna know my name first?..." said the shemale, in a calm manner...
"tell me later, ok! i gotta see that cock right now!!!" eric answered with a dazzled crazy look in his eyes, that didn't stop staring at the shemale's crotch...
as soon as the penis "looked" out, eric swallowed it like there was no tomorrow!!! After the blowjob, the shemale said: "my name is Bernardette... i used to be Bernard, before installing the boobs!"
"that seems logical" eric agreed, while wiping the cum off his eye...
"so, besides giving tremendous head, what hidden talents have u got?" asked bernardette...
"i'd like to a pop singer..." answered eric, with a confident smile in his face...
"that's kind of a hard begining... wouldn't u like to start in the porn business first? the money involved is awesome! u're not completely gay, are u? u would have to f**k women as well... what do think?" asked bernardette with a quick spark in her eye...
"if the money's good... i guess i'm in..." answered eric with a troubled gayish look...
"great!... absolutely great!!! we r shooting tomorrow and we were missing a male star!!! u'r gonna play the role of..."
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
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