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Extreme abilities of P800/P900! Use your imagination!!! |
pachy
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In the second world war while clearing mines in the Sahara desert, for the main infantry to get through, me & the lads used to whip out our p800 or " SUNY-DESERT-SON" as we used to call them, & quite happily fry an egg on the screen, afterwards we would look at a picture of a VIRTUAL BANANA because we could`nt get banana`s in wartime. |
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amagab
Joined: Oct 29, 2002
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I have no imagination but it would be nice with:
altimeter
thermometer
compass
gps
speedometer
satellite connection
...you name it!
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energetic
Joined: Jan 13, 2003
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we can use it as a navigator:
Take a picture of a city map and use it to find your way out or a specific road in the car!!!! |
tranquil
Joined: Dec 15, 2001
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From: Oslo, Norway
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What a lot of crap in this topic...
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Sony Ericsson Indonesia
Joined: Oct 08, 2002
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Hmm...
Real Suggestions:
1. Use it as a face id (using camera like james bond)
2. Use it as a tv/vcr.ect remote (i could just have said universal remote but...)
3. Global Positioning system
4. Mini Mini Mini Mini Laptop
5. Use it to surf porn
6. Memory stick video display connector (connect p800 to tv)
b use this then to play vcd's that is in the p800 (movies)
7. I donno A Phone Perhaps
8. Infra-red heat detection through the camera
9. Nignt vision through camera
10. Webcam using usb cradel
11. Watch tv on it
12. use large display as a torch light (amp up the light intensity)
Bull Sh** ideas
1. Use it as a mouse (infra red port)
2. Use stylus as a butter knife
3. Use the phone as a c4 detonating device
4. Mobile Portable Hacking device for hackers (duh)
5. 3D Rendering Program
6. Mini Ak47
7. Mini Handgun
8. Fax Machine (paper included)
9. Mobile Printer (Prints up tp A3 Pages)
10. Playstation 2 Emulator
11. Platstation 2 plug Adaptor
12. X-Box Emulator
13. X-Box Plug Adaptor
14. Mini 1500gb Memorystick duo (only for P800) (price $2)
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energetic
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I must say that these r the best crazy ideas for this post. I have a new use for this phone.
We can put the stylus up our asses and see our temperature on the dispay of the P800!!!!! |
mk5808775
Joined: Jan 19, 2003
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roflmao |
Sony Ericsson Indonesia
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HAHAH
Heres a few more
1. Shove it up ur vagin@ (if you are a woman) Then get ur friend to call you alot of times
2. tie it to your b@lls and do the same thing
3. Shove it up ur ass and do the same thing |
-utopist-
Joined: Jan 24, 2003
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Stack up 200 to make a chesterfield chair.
Stack up 2000 to make a bed out of em.
Stack up 20000000 to make a villa out of em.
Stack up 20000000000 to make a whole neighbourhood out of em.
Cool one with a vapochill cooling and die hard clock it over.
Use one of em to throw it at bush's head in the hope to get some sense in that guy.
Or just treat em nicely like they deserve... (see the 2nd post)
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tranquil
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There really is a lot of crap in this topic... I did like the one about Bush thoug... Add Blair to that one!
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Raven
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Add Bondevik too and the entire Norwegian government.
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energetic
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That one with the vagina was very good!!
We can use it as a Swiss army knife! |
Sony Ericsson Indonesia
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Memory Stick Printer Haha |
si_sleaf
Joined: Jun 05, 2002
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How about using the stylus as a wallpaper scraper?
Maybe it could have a "robots in disguise" kind of function a la Transformers. It could quickly unfold into your own robotic fighting friend. I says it's a decepticon, those memory stick duo cards could fly out too, like those cassettes from Soundwave (remember him?) and also fight off pesky crims.
Perhaps we will see this in the next software update? |
energetic
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WE CAN USE IT AS A BOOMERANG. OPEN THE FLIP AND THROW IT AWAY. IF IT DOESNT COME BACK WE CAN SEND OUR DOG TO GET IT!!!
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Posted: 2003-01-28 02:26
