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what stupid things do you do when under the influence? |
Luke-the-magic-man
Joined: May 31, 2005
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Thought it be a laugh to find out how wild our esato members do when they have had a few to many?
Il start us off with one of my most recents: bought a 30ft bouncy castle online and scheduled it to be set up on the road outside my house (a main road lol)
Remember kids, drinking isn't cool and I don't condole it lol
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leeboy13
Joined: Sep 28, 2005
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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am i invited?
ok, i bought about 10 CD-r drives back in the day after a night out on the razzle! needless to say i dont use ebay after a night out now........
oh, and the morning after i tend to do my main spending.... bought me a cinema system with my entire student loan one semester...... and then bought speakers for £600 off ebay in another 'morning after'.......
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Nanu
Joined: Feb 18, 2006
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From: Warrington, UK
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After a heavy session around town I sat texting myself to and from the same phone asking for a lift home as I was too pissed to walk! I agreed to come and pick myself up and then sat waiting for myself to turn up for nearly an hour, after which I text myself back calling me every name under the sun and threatened violence the next we met and walked home in a really bad mood!!
The next afternoon when I awoke I checked my phone cracked out laughing and thought to myself no way I didn't know you could text yourself!
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leeboy13
Joined: Sep 28, 2005
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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@nanu! 
omg, you flid! hahahahahahaha
good show! |
Trev1982
Joined: Mar 07, 2007
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From: 192.168.0.6
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nanu that is awesome LMFAO
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tranced
Joined: Jan 19, 2006
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From: Santo Domingo, wonDeRland
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this man is weird 
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MWEB
Joined: Feb 13, 2005
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From: somewhere nicer than you
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I actually fell in the local canal after consuming too much alcohol in my 20s, thank goodness my 2 cohorts were not too sloshed to help drag me out 
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leeboy13
Joined: Sep 28, 2005
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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woooop! that reminds me... i went to Lourdes when i was about 16 on a pillrimage (i went to a catholic school) and i thought i was a ace swimmer and could swim the oppersite way up the river (it was flipping running fast)..... i almost drowned and luckily got 'beached' in the middle...... god, that scares me to even look back.... yes i was intoxicated..... |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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When I was 17 i woke up on top of a bus shelter
Pee'd up a chip shop window (without realising) I looked up and folk were covering their childrens eyes.
Changed my name by deed poll to Craig Basterfield
Stole a giant McFlurry from a lamp post outside McDonalds, my mum made me return it - so embarrassing
shat in a wheelie bin
Ate 4 tins of dog food and promptly barfed
Stole my mates motor and ran folk home for a fiver a go - i nearly got a kicking from the taxi drivers when i pulled up to the taxi rank!
Went to the pub in my sisters dress
Loads more, used to be a bit zany with the drink. Oh god, i shouldn't be allowed to drink. Calmed down a bit now tho, thank God!
Hello, Scroto!
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leeboy13
Joined: Sep 28, 2005
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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^^^^^ hahahahaha ahahahahahah^^^^^
good show meths! |
haynesycop
Joined: Mar 10, 2004
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Hahahahahaha!
Meths quality!
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pmerryman
Joined: Jun 02, 2004
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From: Oldham,Uk
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After a heavy night on the lash, I walked from my mates house to my Dad's (just round the corner from me) and started to try and get into my Dad's using my front door key.
After failing, I went and sat on the wall, to wait for him to get up (this was 5.30am).
After around half an hour for some reason, I walked home.
One Day, Men Will Look Back And Say I Gave Birth To The 20th Century. You have to have a piss in the sea, its the law. The A-Z of Trusted Traders[img]http://a-zott.com/images/A-Z |
leeboy13
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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ok so a few months back i went out with a load of mates and my sister (shut it fatreg) and basically ahd the amazing idea of hidding my keys under the mat outside my house (to all the thievies reading this, i dont do that anymore)....
anyway, 3-4 am came and i arrived home.... couldnt find the keys to scaled the house (i fell once, badly), but got my drunken self up and climbed up and through my bedroom window 
see pic below......
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ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ
Joined: Feb 03, 2005
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Reminds me of that drunk advert you see in the cinema lol, being drunk makes you feel invincible when your most vulnerable, then the guy falls lol
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pmerryman
Joined: Jun 02, 2004
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From: Oldham,Uk
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You put your left legin, left leg out.
Could you remember next morning.
One Day, Men Will Look Back And Say I Gave Birth To The 20th Century. You have to have a piss in the sea, its the law. The A-Z of Trusted Traders[img]http://a-zott.com/images/A-Z |
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