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arien617 Joined: Feb 01, 2006 Posts: > 500 PM |
BOOM!
It was Christmas...
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I wish more people answered my questionnaire...
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paul101 Joined: Mar 26, 2007 Posts: > 500 From: first to last PM, WWW
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wham! loads of people answered your questionare but big M deleted it before you could even look at it
i wish i could see thru walls
I don't wanna sleep I don't wanna dream 'cause my dreams don't comfort me |
arien617 Joined: Feb 01, 2006 Posts: > 500 PM |
Your wish is granted...
You can see through walls but the first thing you see is a gay couple doing what they do... you're no mentally scarred for life!
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I wish my birthday would come sooner...
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paul101 Joined: Mar 26, 2007 Posts: > 500 From: first to last PM, WWW
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shazzam your birthday is tomorrow. BUT everyone forgets about it.
i wish next doors dog would stop barking
I don't wanna sleep I don't wanna dream 'cause my dreams don't comfort me |
paul101 Joined: Mar 26, 2007 Posts: > 500 From: first to last PM, WWW
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the next door's dog is driving me barking mad
I don't wanna sleep I don't wanna dream 'cause my dreams don't comfort me |
paul101 Joined: Mar 26, 2007 Posts: > 500 From: first to last PM, WWW
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bummmp...
I don't wanna sleep I don't wanna dream 'cause my dreams don't comfort me |
Danny_BFC Joined: Jun 18, 2006 Posts: 499 From: Barnsley, Phone, PM |
On 2007-10-25 20:53:50, paul101 wrote:
shazzam your birthday is tomorrow. BUT everyone forgets about it.
i wish next doors dog would stop barking
Its stopped barking, as it enters your room. After eating the remains of your thongs it takes out your whole vanity desk
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I wish i had my N95 back
Im not fussed about phones/gadgets no more. If im online im in the Non-Mobile discussion |
se_p800 Joined: Jan 07, 2004 Posts: 273 From: England PM, WWW
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You get your N95 back, but its broken permantly.
I wish ebay would stop removing my listings!!!
Like playing Call of Duty?
Then sign up to www.forumwarfare.com! |
KingBooker5 Joined: May 12, 2007 Posts: > 500 From: London, England PM |
Ebay stops removing your listings.. then your account gets hacked and your profits are no longer yours.
I wish I could be spider-man.. |
Kryptik Joined: Jun 24, 2005 Posts: > 500 From: Port Elizabeth, S.Africa PM |
abracadabra, your wish is granted and you're SpiderMan. Sadly, you've lost all your usual powers, but you've gained one new power. It's called the Fart Of Death
I wish that i could fly.
I'm not superstitious, merely mildly stitious. |
se_p800 Joined: Jan 07, 2004 Posts: 273 From: England PM, WWW
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The person granting your wish misunderstands and give you are sent on a one way plane to Timbuktu!
I wish my psp website became the best psp website on the net!
Like playing Call of Duty?
Then sign up to www.forumwarfare.com! |
Adz21 Joined: May 05, 2005 Posts: 112 From: Harrogate, uk PM, WWW
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your psp website became the best on the web but Sony caught up with you and sued you for everything you have and now you are living in a cardboard box round the back of netto
i wish i could make a wish that didn't corrupt
you suffer to know, try even harder to see making sense of your life in a f**ked reality |
Luke-the-magic-man Joined: May 31, 2005 Posts: > 500 PM, WWW
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you did, but you were dreaming. When you woke up I shattered that dream.
I wish I was dead
Check out my sales I am a mac fanboy . I will honor Laffens gift of P990 flip free avartar, but I sold the p990 |
Adz21 Joined: May 05, 2005 Posts: 112 From: Harrogate, uk PM, WWW
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you are dead, Dead happy you shattered my dream you sod!
i wish i was a curtain
you suffer to know, try even harder to see making sense of your life in a f**ked reality |
methylated_spirit Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Bonnie Scotland PM |
You are a Curtain. Alas, you are a beef curtain.
I wish I sounded exactly like Patrick Stewart...can someone make it so?
Oh God, what a terrible pun. A new low, even for me...
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
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