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Lo-couk
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From: West Yorkshire England.
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I spilt my water on the bus seat yesterday, I had my bottle on the seat next to me. The bus went over a traffic calming bump sending the bottle over, I picked it up and moved back 2 rows for the rest of the journey. Then some chavie teenager got in, crap music blareing from his phone and plonked his butt straight in the wet patch. This amused me to the point where I was almost laughing out loud, especially when he worked out his seat was wet. What was going through this kid's head at the time is anybodys guess, but my guess is that he was thinking of grannie's with no bladder control.
Anyone else have any public transport funnies?
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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He he.
I was sat on the tube one hot summers day and took out some deoderant to spray under my arm. Unfortunately I missed and sprayed the guy next to me on the side of the face. Then the woman opposite began smirking and I couldn't stop myself from smiling and had to look the other way incase he seen me.
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Miss UK
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LOL didn't he get off the seat? 
I used the buses most of the day Friday
My phone has a really fun sms tone "a whistle and woman shouting taxi"
I got a text message on the way to my mates and the whistle
was loud this woman said who's that? made me laugh..
on the next bus it just kept on going off alot of people kept turning round and looking 
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Twometre
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lmao @miss uk. I was in a bus just yesterday from church. My ringing volume was so loud and suddenly a call came in.The tone had all kinds of horrible insults. Everyone turned back and I was so embarassed that I got off 5 kilometres befrore mz station.
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goldenface
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Ha ha I bet that was funny. 
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procterdc
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Back in the good old college days, Me and a group of lads used to accomodate the top deck. And on one trip to college found that we could change the bus number from upstairs. So the number 11 service became...
12 (another line which is a completely different route)
Out of service
Driver under instruction
The bus driver didn't think it was funny
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Miss UK
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lol didn't the driver pick-up any punters when you changed the No.?
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paul101
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well, one of the stagecoach busses the doors fly open very fast, well i got my hand caught between the door and the wall. my exact words were: YAWWWWWWWWW
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Miss UK
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more like OUUUCCCCHHHHHHYYYYY to me 
where you hurt and scrapes ?
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Miss UK
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again today my phone made a few people turn around it's so funny that sms tone
anymore funnys guys? 
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tranced
Joined: Jan 19, 2006
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From: Santo Domingo, wonDeRland
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Well, this happened like 2 years ago. There was an old man sat in front of me, he was falling asleep so he started to fight his sleep off. Then you could see his head going from left to right, right to left and as many degrees as possible. I did record him with my old k300, though i dont know where that video is.
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paul101
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my ring tone raises quite alot of eyebrows on the train (i'm not posting it cos its cot LOTTS of swear words)
PS if you really must hear it pm me
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Miss UK
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lol tranced he didn't even seeyou filming him
Pm Paul
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tranced
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From: Santo Domingo, wonDeRland
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@miss: he couldn't see me as i was behind him.
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Miss UK
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lol
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