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What would you do to the poster Below? |
Johnex
Joined: Nov 26, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: Stockholm/Sweden
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i will give the poster bellow my p990  |
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fatreg
Joined: Jul 26, 2003
Posts: > 500
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sweet johnex!
i wish the person below me was miss c... then i could give her a big hug!
failing her, id give someone else a black eye.
fatreg
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Liverpool City Centre
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Ouch!
Thanks Reg 
I would make the person below me have a good wash..... 
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T18s>>>T300>>>T610>>K700>>S700>>J5>>W900i
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Johnex
Joined: Nov 26, 2002
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From: Stockholm/Sweden
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I'm actually off to the shower, give me a rub man! 
the next poster is getting a blue eye from the door he just walked into. |
goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Liverpool City Centre
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@Johnex
Not bloody likely 
Ouch!!
I'm glad I only have 2 eyes!!! 
I would like the person below to post a picture of their feet
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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I would like to roll around on some bare hardwood flooring, with a can of silly string and a beetroot, in front of a roaring log fire, with the person below me.
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Hello, Scroto!
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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From: England
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*removes splinters*
I would like to have a deep and meaningful conversation about cheese with the next poster. Just cheese, mind. I don't do general dairy products.
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Johnex
Joined: Nov 26, 2002
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From: Stockholm/Sweden
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*Takes a bite out of the rotten cheese cyco has kindly given me*
The next poster will be forced to listen to celine dion for 24 hours. |
goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Liverpool City Centre
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*takes a pencil and bursts ear drums.
I would like the poster below to post 8 peoples names beginning with the letter Q
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: England
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Quentin
Qabil
Qamar
Qamra
Qi
Qiana
Qiao
Qimat
And no, I didn't make them up! Google them if you don't believe me
I would like the next poster to explain in detail why eating sugar puffs make your wee smell like sugar puffs too.
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masseur
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Sydney, London
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I'll offer this for you to read in detail
I'd like the next poster to show me some good smilies
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Aware
Joined: Jun 24, 2006
Posts: > 500
From: Oxon, UK
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http://www.clicksmilies.com/
{hint: try star wars and weapons... lol}
I would like the person below to join me in a 'Rastafari'-style 'chill out'..... |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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And th incomparible Boris Johnson smilie!!!
I would like the person below me to explain why it hurts when i pee sometimes
Hello, Scroto!
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Scorchio
Joined: Apr 27, 2004
Posts: 305
From: Co. Meath, Ireland
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What is a Urinary Tract Infection?
It is an infection in your urethra (the tube where pee comes out). Other names include bladder infection and cystitis. Cystitis is seen more in females because their urethra is shorter than a male's urethra. This lets germs in more easily.
Home Treatment:
As soon as it hurts to pee you should follow the suggestions below:
* Drink lots and lots of water (liters) for at least 24 hours after the discomfort starts. This helps to flush out the bacteria (germs).
* Do not drink alcohol or caffeine (coffee, tea, and cola).
* A warm bath may help lessen the pain and itching, but do not use bubble bath.
* Check your temperature to see if you have a fever because this could mean that you could have a more serious infection.
* Check for sores on your genital area (privates).
* Try not to have sexual intercourse until you feel better.
* If vaginal burning and redness or belly pain happen in a young girl you should discuss it with your doctor.
* After you go to the bathroom, you should wipe yourself from front to back. This helps to keep the germs from getting into your urethra.
* Try not to use perfumed feminine hygiene products (pads and tampons). Do not douche. Do not use bubble bath very often.
* Wash your genital area (privates) at least 1 time a day with mild soap or just plain water. Rinse the soap off well and dry yourself well.
* If you get urinary infections quite often then you should drink extra water before you have sexual intercourse and try to pee very soon after having sex.
* Wear loose fitting pants and cotton underwear.
* Pee as soon as you feel like you have to go.
I would like the next poster to bark like a female dog... you go bitch!
The car in front is absolutely unique apart from the one behind it which is exactly the same. Murray Walker |
Johnex
Joined: Nov 26, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: Stockholm/Sweden
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You have prostate cancer
The next poster will be forced to work as a lab rat for testing mobile radiation. |
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Posted: 2006-08-18 08:17
