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The most random thing u've ever woken up with |
JK
Joined: Feb 24, 2005
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From: S. Africa - JOZI
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On 2005-12-04 15:00:57, lamont wrote:
we ad a party and all slept ova at dis birds house and as always happens the house gets trashed and we ad put youghurts in sandwhich toastie makers still in the container and toasted them, looked kinda funny in the morning!!
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You know the wierdest thing!!!! Iv got the same story!!! flippin wierd!!!
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lamont
Joined: Mar 27, 2005
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From: Manchester, UK
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haha, u wernt in manchester at the time were you?
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etaab
Joined: Jan 23, 2004
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From: UK - South Yorkshire
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I once found a load of rock salt (grit they use on the roads in winter) spread across my mattress, what an uncomfortable night that was, it was like sleeping in broken glass.
I also once found a white dog turd in my coat pocket, white, as they go in winter too. 
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joebmc
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
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From: Kent
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Ha ha, When i was younger i used to right on the pavement with chalk, i once picked up this bit of "chalk" and started scribbling on the floor tell i reliised it was white poo 
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nikwood28
Joined: Aug 16, 2003
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From: Mansfield, Notts
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thats gross.
when i was livin wiv a mate in a caravan we got really hammered so i dared her 2 put salad cream in her fav £200 shoes, so she did, then i had 2 lick it out. then we decided to paint the kitchen wall with marmite, throw sugar at it and try n stick newspaper and cutlery to the wall.
fun in the mornin tryin to clean it up!
speakin of tatoos, my 1st nite in magaluf me an me mate bex found a tatoo shop in a night club so we thort it'd be ace to get tatoos. i got a really shite sun thing around my belly button, and bex got a huge Laurel & Hardy on her belly and Beck's is Ace around her belly button.
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maddav
Joined: Dec 01, 2002
Posts: 356
From: Nottingham, UK
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I don't really do a lot when I'm pissed, but I remember when we over at a mate's house, he got pissed, went out for a walk and collapsed in his back garden pulling down his younger brother's plastic slide onto him, seeing this, we emptied the shed onto him. This included shovels, boxes of nails a bag of compost, and a bag of wood chippings.
We didn't hear anything until the next week when we all met up again, and he just said "you B*stards"
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Woke up with my hand down the toilet, woke up in a few ditches in my time, one time i woke up on top of a bus shelter, which was a little disconcerting, i have to say. Woke up next to a giant McFlurry thing that they put on lamposts at my local McDonalds, made the local paper and everything. I've still got it, might ebay it actually. I still dont know how i got it home, i live 7 miles away from mcDonalds. I live near a golf course, my cupboards full of flags and rakes
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maddav
Joined: Dec 01, 2002
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From: Nottingham, UK
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On top of a bus stop!!! that would scare the crap out of me, I would just walk off half asleep 
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icewinds
Joined: Nov 14, 2005
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From: UAE Dubai
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not at all, nice tatoo though, will try and take a snap, but the tongue stud is slightly skew, hope the person who did it was not drunk... 
i know i went to a vortex party in South Africa, on some farm out in the bush somewhere so i am also wondering how it was done...
EEK!!! 
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teexl
Joined: Nov 09, 2005
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hey.methylatum,u sure is a weird guy..waking up at unusual n scary places,lol
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axxxr
Joined: Mar 21, 2003
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From: Londinium
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Don't know if should be sharing this?..i have my credibility to consider....oh what the heck..after all i am EVIL!
The other day i was having this perfect dream me and Anglina joli together in bed,and in the heat of battle (code word) i fell off my bed in my sleep and hit my head against the side cabinet....how embarassing is that!
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scapevlocity
Joined: Sep 18, 2005
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From: the far reaches of the cosmos
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a slice of pepperoni pizza on my chest.
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Debu
Joined: Jan 15, 2003
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From: Colchester, UK
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Most of the stuff here is quite funny. This thread is pure 'Garbage' material!!!
Since I have really good friends, and roomates, fortunately (or un fortunately ), the worst of it is; I woke up with a really stiff neck, sitting on the loo, didn't remember how I got there.
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