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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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From: England
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Dear Santa,
I was thinking about what I'd REALLY like for christmas, and thought about things like world peace, an end to poverty and things like that.
Then I thought 'B******s to that, what I really want is an Xbox 360 and at least 24 cans of Stella Artois.'
I have been a good boy all year and I have helped mummy and daddy and I've tried really hard not to swear at people and call them stupid like I usually do.
Yours self-lessly as ever,
Cyco
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max99
Joined: Nov 24, 2004
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From: Manchester (@ Uni)
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whats your waist size Santa ?
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BigFatSanta
Joined: Nov 11, 2005
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From: North Pole
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On 2005-11-13 16:28:39, Cycovision wrote:
Dear Santa,
I was thinking about what I'd REALLY like for christmas, and thought about things like world peace, an end to poverty and things like that.
Then I thought 'B******s to that, what I really want is an Xbox 360 and at least 24 cans of Stella Artois.'
I have been a good boy all year and I have helped mummy and daddy and I've tried really hard not to swear at people and call them stupid like I usually do.
Yours self-lessly as ever,
Cyco
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[ This Message was edited by: Cycovision on 2005-11-13 15:33 ]
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Ho Ho Ho! I just may be able to do that for you sonny boy! Looking at my naughty and nice list here, I see that you are in the middle... You have been naughty sometimes this year! Maybe ill limit it to 12 cans and you may just get your christmas wish!!
And @max... thats not important! (but is you must know, im a Husky size 48 in USA i believe and UK It is a 58 i believe  - pretty large!) |
max99
Joined: Nov 24, 2004
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From: Manchester (@ Uni)
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how you gona fit down my chimney then !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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better not empty his sack in my room...
Dear Santa, i want a new pair of adidas tae kwon doe trainers, in white with silver stripes, i cant find them anywhere any more. And i want a train set, and an unbreakable conker, and a super nintendo, and a shark with a laser beam attached to its head.
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BigFatSanta
Joined: Nov 11, 2005
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On 2005-11-14 12:36:27, methylated_spirit wrote:
better not empty his sack in my room...
Dear Santa, i want a new pair of adidas tae kwon doe trainers, in white with silver stripes, i cant find them anywhere any more. And i want a train set, and an unbreakable conker, and a super nintendo, and a shark with a laser beam attached to its head.
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Well now, It will be tough for me to get my hands on a pair of those! I may just have to get my elves to start making some! I will try for you! You will find out on christmas day! and SORRY if i dont, I will try my hardest! and Super Nintendo, you got it! and an unbreakable conker? What is that? and... a REAL shark?!? isnt a snake enough 
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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Oh, you must get conkers at the north pole! You know, chestnuts, and you bash your chestnuts against someone elses and whoevers breaks first is the loser! (sounds a bit perverted lol) I want an unbreakable one because i always lose. I love snakes but i want a shark with a fricken' laser beam attached! |
JiggyJaggy
Joined: May 21, 2002
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From: London, UK
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the first thing I think of seeing FAT is Fcuk me that ASS is Tight! lol. Shorty got a PHAT ass! lol
Please be advise, you are free to mod this...but must be replaced with a picture of a substancially beautiful Glutius-maximus
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BigFatSanta
Joined: Nov 11, 2005
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Oh Yes, I understand! Hrm, I suppose I could make one of these for you! You cant use them for betting or anything, or else you will be added to the naughty list next year!
And Im not too sure about a shark... Where would you keep him sonny???? Maybe ill get you a small shark with a lazer!
Ohhh @jiggy! Im FAT but not like what you explained  HO HO HO!!
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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Superb! Unbreakable, non-profit conker, here we come! As for the shark, well, your maybe right. Something portable would be better, sharks are hard to fit in a satchel. How about a parrot with a small laser beam attached? Then i can teach it to say "Pieces of Hate, a$$hole!" before it vaporises my foes.
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BigFatSanta
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Hrm... a Parrot?? I suppose I could do that! He will come with instructions on how to use him in a good way! Thats becuase I am Santa, and I can't tell you how to use him in a bad way, but you can always train him to do stuff like you said! haha ho ho ho! Don't tell Mrs. Clause I said that! You're getting a good Christmas this year!
You can play the game, then when you win, have the parrot say things to the person you just beat! like "good game!" or... whatever you teach it ho ho ho! |
methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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or "Hasta la vista, birdy!"
You the best, santa.
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BigFatSanta
Joined: Nov 11, 2005
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So I guess everyone else here at Esato doesn't want anything for Christmas this year? |
methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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get masseur a colostomy bag he's getting on a bit
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BigFatSanta
Joined: Nov 11, 2005
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hahahahahha I don't think @Masseur would need one of these! I think he is a healthy man! |
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Posted: 2005-11-13 16:28
