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The Truth About Meths And Scotty. |
scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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From: UK
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Of course this isn't the first time that a filly has thrown themself at me and of course I am flattered, but alas it cannot be. We are just two different people meths, it wouldn't work. You know I shall be in the Pacific for the next five years harvesting the ocean, long distance relationships just don't work.
I shall of course keep a picture of you in a locket next to my breast to remind me of your devotion. I hope you shan't be terribly crushed, please do keep your chin up. It was never meant to be, you have commitments here and I shan't ask you to give those up for me and trapse half way around the world.
This must be goodbye I'm afraid ... no, not goodbye, just aurevoir.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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From: England
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(sob!, sob!) Oh, It's just so romantic 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Scotty, i...i understand. It's breaking my heart, it really is, my feelings for you are boundless. However, i must tell you, i can't wait for you forever. Though my heart yearns for you, and soars at the very thought of being near you, i have needs that need to be fulfilled, and should someone else strike me in the way you have, i shan't refrain. This may be your only chance with me, Scotty. I understand your qwork is terribly important, but so is the welling spring of emotion that is my heart. Au revoir, mon cherie
Hello, Scroto!
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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not all stories have a happy ending.
so meths, who is second on your list?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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my list? MY LIST? Do you think this is some kind of game? What kind of person do you think i am? I'm not some floozy working their way around town, to be passed around like some strumpet in a sailors bar! I will heal, i will become interested in the dating scene again, but not soon, it will take time.
A time to laugh, and a time to cry, as they say.
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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lets all laugh till we cry then
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batesie
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From: London, UK
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heres your answer meths....
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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And just what do you mean by that? Ohhh, my ailing heart!
Hello, Scroto!
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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Jim
Joined: Jan 20, 2002
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From: Belgium
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Omg jojo !!!
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dude_se
Joined: Dec 16, 2004
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From: Evesham, UK
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its max99 whoever said that on page one (i know his name just cant spell it).
and max is mine!!!!  
dude_se
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Rookwise
Joined: Mar 22, 2004
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From: UK. Phone:Samsung Galaxy A54 5
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Not this again
I tried sniffing coke once but didnt like it. The bubbles kept going up my nose  |
Bambino
Joined: Sep 17, 2005
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From: Clow Kingdom
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sob.. sob.. very touching. be strong meths, the one who can erase your pain is only "time" |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Time is a great healer...if i can survive these brutal first weeks
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
marlonski
Joined: Oct 16, 2004
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From: UK
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how romantic
pass me the kleenex
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Posted: 2005-10-06 17:38
