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Demmy
Joined: Oct 02, 2004
Posts: 27
From: Lagos, Nigeria
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Compliments of the season everyone!
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plasmadog
Joined: May 06, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Beantown, India
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hey demmy! long time no see!
seasons greetings to u too!!
i notice you've crossed the magical 30 posts mark!! 
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ADT0079
Joined: Oct 08, 2003
Posts: 100
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1. Situation: You’re at a party. You sit down and start talking to a girl. She gets up, and says, “I need to go to the bathroom.”
What do you do?
a) Wait for her to come back
b) Go off and find another girl to talk to
c) Talk to your friends about her; they will talk about it and since she already likes you, she’ll tell you she wants to hook up
d) none of the above ::((See If I can be Of any Help:D))
2. You are walking in the local mall and you make eyes contact with a girl. You decide to ask her out. What’s the best way to do so?
a) Go up to her and say, “Hey momma, want to get laid tonight?”
b) Go straight up to her, ask her for her phone number, then leave.
((c)) Make some small talk, then ask her if she would like to get together sometime
d) Talk like you’re Ali G:(((C)))
3. What is the biggest catch-22?
a) Telling a girl you love her
b) Randomly buying a girl flowers
c) Trying to tell a girl those pants make her look fat
d) Having a fat girl tell you she has a crush on you ::((D))Nuff Said
4. What is the best gift to get a girl, out of the choices given?
a) Perfume-((Might think you think She Stinks))
b) Flowers-((Good But not much tought))
c) Lingerie-((how long have we been dating???))
d) Chocolates-((Trying to make her Fat))
5. What is the best way to get laid?
a) “You’re beautiful”
b) “I love you” (((How Many Beers Does It take you to say them words Kim???)))Me Three and it's as easy as that...
c) “Hey baby, what time are you legs open?”
d) “Twenty-five dollars? That’s a deal I can’t resist!”
6. “Cute” when said by a girl when referring to a guy is most synonymous to:
a) cute, but I wouldn’t have sex with him---((Gotta Be))
b) Pink and fuzzy
c) good-looking
d) butt-ugly
7. What is the #1 way to get girls?
a) Looks
b) Attitude(((With A little Money))))
c) Money
d) Religion
e) Pimpin’ it
8. Why are gay guys good to have as friends?
a) Action on the side
b) They give useful advice (((And Attract the hot Chicks)))
c) Free interior designer advice
d) They’re flaming hot
9. What do girls find most attractive out of the following qualities?
a) Self-control
b) maturity
c) A sense of humor(((if you can make her laugh she is all yours))))
d) Spirituality
10. Which of these vices to girls find most annoying?
a) Bible-thumping
b) Drinking
c) smoking
d) A dirty mind
((not a girl so dont know but my guess is (((C))) or (((A)))
11. The girl asks, “what do you want to do tonight?” what do you do?
a) Tell her to decide
b) Tell her what you guys will do that evening
c) Surprise her ((((Shows Your spontaneous And adventurous))))
d) Get her you will get your freak on later tonight
12. What is the best contraceptive?
a) Condom <-------(((Alright)))
b) UID
c) IUD
d) marijuana <--------(((No,Damn they say seeds are thou)))
e) tampons
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Ayush
Joined: Sep 12, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Hyderabad, india
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There's this new girl I met and I wanna ask her out!
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plasmadog
Joined: May 06, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Beantown, India
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woo hoo!!!
ayush... who's she? from college?
anyone new?
ASCII a stupid question... get a stupid ANSI
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Ayush
Joined: Sep 12, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Hyderabad, india
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Yeah this girl is new in nss :-) i like her :-) cute and intelligent :-)
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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I see my advice on affairs of the heart is required once again, and what a surprise, its Ayush again! Do you speak with her at the moment, or just perv on her from a distance?
Hello, Scroto!
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Ayush
Joined: Sep 12, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Hyderabad, india
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Doc, I speak with her currently :-)
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plasmadog
Joined: May 06, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Beantown, India
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cool..
nss? that means u'll get more than enough opportunity to chat up. whats her name??
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Ayush
Joined: Sep 12, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Hyderabad, india
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Hi. Nss is a social org. Yeah i know but thing is, should I ask her out now?
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@Ayush Do you want to 'nail' her?
Set out your intentions from the start as you'll only confuse her, ask her out.
Good luck
Mr M
PS He who hesitates is last.
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Ayush
Joined: Sep 12, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Hyderabad, india
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Nail?? So you think it's not too early to ask? Won't she freak out?
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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Do you want just another 'friend'?
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Ayush
Joined: Sep 12, 2003
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From: Hyderabad, india
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No.
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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He who hesitates masturbates! Ask her on a date
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