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*Jojo*
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Posted: 2004-10-14 17:31
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On 2004-10-13 23:15:34, mince-inside wrote:
@jojo (howdy doody) pluck up some courage and ask her on a date, the worst she can do is say no! You will know exactly where you stand and will no longer be wonder what if....
Still go to the shop and when / if she ever wants a date she can always ask YOU as she knows you are 'up for it' and she will not get the knock back (main reason lasses do not ask lads out direct is they could not cope with the knock back IMO)

Unc Mince
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@mince - I quite agree here with you mate! As I am getting bolder by the day - until my last piece goes off (my briefs) . . . Seriously, I am inviting her to a lunch next week, looks like it's just fine with her Our sending of SMS is becoming more 'caring' (fashion) as the days goes by, as we've exchanged more this day, 'bout 15 apiece, from the time I wake her up, till this time, she goes to bed ! I even made a bluff saying that I won't be visiting her (in the shop) till by early next year, her reply was : "Well, Jojo it's all up to you" , and she finally said her good nights at me (sms), in my thinking looks loke she's a bit mad - not seeing me more often here . . . She's falling to my trap mate, I'll keep texting here for a week - straight, then put an instant 'halt' - we'll just see what will happen next here ! I'll keep this thread updated, as to the verdict - win or lose!

@blackspot - In a way you got a point there pal ! It's just that I have this strange feeling that she 'feels' something extraordinary for me and our simple friendship here . . . !
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Posted: 2004-10-14 19:42
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jojo, just phone her dude...sending loads of text messages could seem a tlittle strange...and maybe she was referring "its up to you" going into the shop, not its up to you to ask her out or anything...
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Posted: 2004-10-15 12:05
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Nice a ask whatever thread
So heres my question..
What happened to switchbitch and this thread
I really hate it when fun threads are locked before I find them.

oh and do you know the name of this compound:
"A compound formed by the union of cyanogen with an element or radical"
methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2004-10-15 12:09
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switchbitch got banned for being a twunt, and i craftily seized control of his estate by posting a link to this thread before it got locked.

As for the question, do your own homework, we arent here to help you cheat
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Posted: 2004-10-15 12:09
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oh oh another question (this was fun)
In what game do you hear a wommen say "cheats enabled"
when you type 'gabbagabbahey'
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Posted: 2004-10-15 12:10
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Good one, i will need to consult my archives, i will get back to you on that one.
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Posted: 2004-10-15 12:11
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methylated_spirit actually only question I didn't know the answer for this far is about switchbitch the other ones is just to test you hehe
about the compounds name that one is easy it's: cyanide
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Posted: 2004-10-15 12:12
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I knew that but i thought you were trying to cheat doing your homework
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Posted: 2004-10-15 12:16
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Nah no more homework for me, I been working the last 10 years.
So right now I'm at work being bored waiting for my GF to get here
and then going home for the weekend.
But posting questions here is a good thing right?
I mean it keeps the thread going, and ppl reading it might actually
learn something hehe
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Posted: 2004-10-15 12:23
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Yes, any problem under the sun is ably sorted out here by th multi-talented super advisors mince'n'meths!

However it should be pointed out, romance questions are not applicable here, for your your lovin' queries, you should visit my Lonely Hearts thread, located here:

http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=70555

Have a nice day!
Hello, Scroto!

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Posted: 2004-10-15 16:01
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On 2004-10-14 19:42:13, methylated_spirit wrote:
jojo, just phone her dude...sending loads of text messages could seem a tlittle strange...and maybe she was referring "its up to you" going into the shop, not its up to you to ask her out or anything...




@meth's - Hi mate! . . . Looks like I already gave up on this one dude . . . I visited her this afternoon in her shop, it was just unfortunate that she's quite busy accomodating her customer . . . afterwhich she approached me with a smile, and asked me "Where have you been?" and I answered back . . . "In a brothel where else" , nope just kidding - what I really answered was "I went in the other mall" . . . then there is just this some piece of paper (receipt) that I was due to get from her, she finds it in her file, I made notice that looks like she misplaced it, if I am a special guy in her heart, she should have kept that receipt either in her wallet or bag, where she can easily have access to, she's very much aware that I am to retrieve it on that time! I even asked her for an early lunch out (my treat), but did not reply at my SMS sent 4 hours prior so she won't be late, again, I asked her for an afternoon snack, but as I have seen her quite busy when I entered her shop, I conditioned myself that my plans will be futile as well . . . So when we started conversing, and reminded her of my treat (ing her like a dog ), she said in a sad face, "Maybe some other time Jojo, as I am very busy right now", so I agree, I just cannot force her physically out of the shop as the security guard is just beside us. So, I just told her : "OK, I'll just send you some pizzas here, just receive them once delivered ", she smiled from ear to ear, as if she haven't eaten for a year - (joke) ! So, I made a short trip to the Business Center where I have another crush on a girl (much prettier and much younger than me, 10 years my junior mate) . . . Though I haven't talked to her this time, just like a practice in the past! When I am about to buy the pizaas (2 boxes - Family size, with 8-10 slices I guess), I saw this 2 sms on my fone coming from the girl on the shop, and apologizing very much that she wasn't able to entertain me as she was so busy, and asking if I can forgive her on the situation, so I answered back and said: "That's nothing, as it is work related" , and advised her to not leave the premises, as the food is about to arrive in her place, and since the receipt has her name on it, she's the only one who can take it ! After, say 20 mins. she sent me an sms - again, thanking me so much and said: "Jo, that is really too much of you, Thank You and Take Care" referring to the pizzas here . . . Then, after having composed myself and decided to say that I was about to lie-low on my whining with my sms to her, I sent that message, saying that I will be going low at the moment for texting her, and I just find myself abusing the sms that I am sending her, but will still wake her up early in the morning as she won't be late for her work! She just have this 'photo-finish' attitude of waking up late, every morning resulting to arriving at her workplace - almost late! So, for now, I'll just leave the decision to herself, if she still have the guts of calling me, as I will surely not initiate the move anymore - me sick and tired already, resulting to a swollen thumb here (sms) . . . If it's for me then thanks, if not, then - why ! Good thing I made notice of it that I manage (immuned already that's why) to jump out of the sinking ship as early as possible before everything just goes out of hand here . .. just like before - three times !

@meth's & @mince - Did I just do the right move here, I'm just tired of always initiating the move to greet her, she only manage to do the first move when I sent her that 2 cartons of pizza . . . We've just been like this for the past 'week'
Oh boy, just where are those 'ideal' ladies when you needed them most ?
Many thanks mates!
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Posted: 2004-10-15 16:04
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Hello, Scroto!

U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
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Posted: 2004-10-15 16:15
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Yes its the right move, let her make the move for once!
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Posted: 2004-10-15 16:22
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@meth's - OK, thanks . . . I'll send her an sms right now asking what ever happened to the pizzas I gave her this afternoon . . . Just kidding mate . . . I've finally come to my senses here ! ! !
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Posted: 2004-10-15 16:34
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Well your doing better than Ayush in that department - he's still trying!!!!
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