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methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2004-09-03 12:07
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You dont. Its great.

If you really are serious about it, sell your computer and phone, and spend the money developing a drug habit, then you wont care about Esato. People have an emptiness in their lives. Some fill it with religion, art, drugs, or the internet. If you want to lose the internet, you will have to fill the void in your life with something else.

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Burgaz
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Posted: 2004-09-03 12:22
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I've got a drug problem...
switchbitch
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Posted: 2004-09-03 12:30
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Im a dude, you dumb faggots. You two grammar school twats are an insult to our country.
Chicks and bra sizes happen to be my forté. I can in fact, guess a chicks bra size from a quick swatch of her paps.
I didnt, however, come to esato to have to sort out a couple of fannies like you. If i wanted to do that id be a gynaecologist.
So pipe down and remember, ELF is watching you. [addsig]
mince-inside
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Posted: 2004-09-03 12:40
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SNAP Wooo there... (@switchbitch bites)
@meths I got him hook line and sinker
methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2004-09-03 12:41
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@switch: go to fhm.com the 100 greatest games, and play guess her bra size. I got 78 out of 100. If you can beat that, then you may diss.
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switchbitch
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Posted: 2004-09-03 12:44
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I wrote that quiz.
Bitch. [addsig]
Vlammetje
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Posted: 2004-09-03 12:49
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Quote:

On 2004-09-03 12:07:45, mince-inside wrote:
Hello @Vlammetje, Are you dependent on Easto?




I have never been dependant on Easto.... what is it? Would I like it?


I do have a rather MAJOR issue with people adding random signs such as @ to my name

Try not to do that or I will have an uncontrollable fit of anger
mince-inside
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Posted: 2004-09-03 13:05
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Sorry dyslexia rules (it looked OK to me) and I've only just got what you are on about (my mis-spelling)

Are you dependant on Esato? (checking top left of my screen and it looks the same)

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methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2004-09-03 13:30
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vlammetje, surely if you are addicted to esato then you are dependant on it?

@switch: I'm thinking, maybe if you can spot a bra size at a glance, maybe you are, in fact, a lady.
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switchbitch
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Posted: 2004-09-03 14:12
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No, i just have a lot of experience with tits. This discussion with you two is furthering my expertise in that field. [addsig]
mince-inside
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Posted: 2004-09-03 14:23
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we are crabby today, what's wrong?

Edit: Now this expertise (yet another) is it theory, google or practical?

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methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2004-09-03 14:38
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i'm guessing www.flabbygrannyboobs.com
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Posted: 2004-09-03 14:41
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@methylated_spirit - I want to heed for some advise dude, can I kill a foreigner just using my web cam + by using the loads of Caribe virus that I have stored in a disk? Many thanks!
methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2004-09-03 14:47
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Webcam? No. What you have to do, is get their mobile number, then phone them. Then, once they have the phone at their ear, dial **54623678*3523# and their phone will explode. The webcam is only good for spying on ladies.

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Posted: 2004-09-03 14:55
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@methylated_spirit - What are those silly looking numbers for mate? Might charge me by the hundereds of dineros here . . . Hmmm . . . maybe I can bet those numeros in a lottery, and if I win the top prize, I might just hire a foreign assassin ! Nice idea pal . . .

Here's another one, I am torn between two lovers . . . a sexy voluptuous 6'1" blonde babe with a measurement of 40-24-36, and a chihuahua dog (still untouched) . . which will I choose ? The dog will not leave me no matter what, but the babe might just ?
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