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Story: Eric the schmuck ... |
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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"hey beautiful... i liked the way u danced... sure, i'll pay u something to eat..." with a smile in his greasy beard...
"let's get out of here!" said Eric...
so in the next hour eric is riding with the biker in his Harley fatboy... the sound of the engine brutaly aroused him... they got to an isolated house... eric was allready anticipating the sweaty pleasure he was about to share, with a smirk on his face... he felt good... confident... like a QUEEN...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  | |
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cyanx7
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From: Porto, Portugal
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"Cherie", the biker prepared a superb goumet meal 4 eric... "omelet a la queer". when eric finished his meal he turned to cherie and with a eager look on his face, said : "so... do u want me to push u're shit in with my meatloaf, or what?!"
Cherie turned red and in a shy way, he mumbled: "i can't have sex with u eric... sorry... i'm in love with another man..."
"that's sweet... but if don't want to do me... what the hell i'm i doing here?" answered eric, slightly nervous because of this sexual deprival...
still very red, cheri said: "u are so confident in u'rself... i know spike the mountie, and he told me that u gave head like no one he ever met. i'm an under rated cameraman and i'm in love with a guy that works in the set of this porn flic i'm shooting... the title of the film is HUMPER NIGHTS...
"the one with fabian?!?!?!" interrupted eric suddenly.
"precisely... i'm not good in bed with men... so i wanted u to give me some tips about gay sex... i was good back in the days i did it with women... i just feel insecure now that i turned bisexual... could u help me...? u seem so confident and so good in what u do... like the dance contest... u lit the room back there!" cheri stated with a look of admiration in his eyes...
"OK i'll give u tips about men if u give me tips about women... i'm about to star in that film as well, i'm gonna have to do it with women also... and i'm a virgin with girls... we'll keep it our own little secret, u big biker man, u!!!" eric joked.
that way both men gave vicious wise advice to each other untill morning... they talked about the subject all night long, such was the extent of eric's reportoire on sleazy gay sex...
in the morning cherie gave eric a ride to the studio. they bonded in friendship out of sharing their spetacular sex techniques.
eric found bernardette the shemale, she/he/it proceeded to showing the new star the ropes of the movie studio... he/it/she introduced him to other actors, but not to Fabian...
Eric asked: "so when will i get to meet the star? when?! when?! when?! when?! when?! when?! when?! when?! when?! when?! when?! when?!"
"Fabian's not coming today... he got a sprained nut, filming yesterday... i sure hope it's not serious..." said bernardette with a worried look on it's face...
"let's get u prepped up... i gather u would prefer a male fluffer, right?"
bernardette asked with a malicious look.
"of course! where is the guy? where? where?" answered eric with his tongue completely out of his mouth...
"there he is: he's a young porn star wannabe, but unfortunatly his dick was too small to even make the other actors look better... we're gonna have a problem though... i do think he's straight... what a drag, isn't it? beeing kind of eatable and all... lemme call him: HEY FIJBERT!!!!!! FIJ!!! get over here, will you..."
take it from here ladies and germs!!!! 
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The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... 
I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! 
Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... 
[ This Message was edited by: cyanx7 on 2003-04-07 16:17 ] |
jbendaou
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On 2003-04-05 07:28, ShawO wrote:
*gasp*
i just realised i joined a forum full of gays
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Eric was enjoying himself then seee "ShawO"..whoooooooooooohooooooooooo sexy , come to daddy eric says...lol
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Vlammetje
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Still, no Fabian.. Eric was quite desparate, as he had had all night to think about it...even discuss it with Cheri.
That reminded him, CHERI at least is HERE already! he works here to! And off Eric was, on a new mission for today.. |
Scythe
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He came in earlier than the appointed calltime, as Cheri had to still calibrate the equipment for the shoot. Thumbing the check he had in his breast-pocket to make sure he didn't misplace it, Eric got back to Bernadette and said he'll just make a stop at the bank. He made a quick exit and dashed to encash his gyrate-earned money. As he was waiting in line, he noticed a bleach-blonde haired hunk of a chunk of tan meat in his periphery. And he could not have missed that greek-godlike umph even if he was wearing a hooded monk's disguise. His hunches were confirmed at the first eye-contact. It was Fabio.
Fabio inched closer to Eric. Watching the surroundings and careful that nobody that might know him could report what he is about to do. In about 38 seconds flat, Fabio was standing alongside Eric. "Get out of the production while you still can," Fabio said through a whisper. "Look what they did to me," showing the insides of his lower-lip exposing blisters that could shame those Arizona crater pictures taken from a direct satelite-feed on a clear day. "They discreetly cover up their other actor's bill of health so they could cast them on. These sick pervs would not have any choice but accept the littlest of talent fees to our (points to Eric then himself) own expense." Eric gasped and asked Fabio, "why are you telling me these things?" Fabio answered, "it's too late for me, you're a good person from what I could see. Um, here are other porn companies (getting various calling cards from the designer lacey bra he's wearing) which are of a good and reputable image. After your transaction here, go pack your stuff and dont ever go back to that hole, EVER."
He exchanged pleasantries with Fabio and after getting his cash, went straight to his apartment for a long shower. He kept thinking, how could I not have thought about these these? I haven't even thought of the consequence it would have to my baby.
He packed his stuff and left some cash with his sweet landlady for the rent and went downtown, not having some clear picture of what Plan B to his stardom would be.
While on a bus stop, he noticed a person sitting on his stationary bike accross the street. "SHIT," Eric thought, "how the f*ck'd he know where I'm at?" A wicked smile crept accross the grissly biker's bearded face. He spat on the sidewalk, wiped his lips with the back of his hand, and uttered what could unmistakenly be the word, "RUN." |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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damn u r good mate........really fookin good.....i gotta finish laughin, compose myself before i can think of wat to add on......
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Scythe
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can't help but set free a coupla twisters to spice up the storyline a bit.
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shithappens
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and run he did....and for his dear life too......he may be twisted and demented beyond human reasoning as to how he chooses to lead his life but by golly!!! he ain't never ever wanted to be the 3rd spoke in a triangular love affair......specially so when biker dude had mentioned he wuz in bondage with someone else......wat happened the other nite wuz just that.....and should remain so...his brief encounter with fabio had completely changed him.......he no longer wishes to partake in anythin which is detrimental or cud contribute to the unnecessary enlargement of his poop chute diameter....eric kept reminding himself running past one alley into another...he can feel the bitter wind stinging his face and hear the roar of biker dude's motorbike behind him.....the money may be good but he's saving himself for the special person........he doesn't know who that cud be now but there'll be a right place and time for it all in the end......he takes a quick turn and scurries into another alley.....good...this ones darker than the rest and he might just be able to find a neat hiding place to loose biker dude.....it's probably his imagination but he cud haf swore he smelt lust emanating from the biker dude earlier.....he nimbly skips over some cardboard boxes and mumbles a quite apology to the tramp seekin refuge under the boxes (his mommy brought him up right and with manners) as he continues his flight for dear life.......he looks ahead and despair suddenly fills his heart.....its a deadend.........and the distant roar of the motorbike's exhaust is fast catchin up.....he turns around........
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
wrecked_porsche
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Please guys, DON"T make fun of fellow ESATO forum members. Just use fictional characters. I don't want a flame war going on here ! 
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cyanx7
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oh... come ON! fij knows i'm just screwing around with him... he's not gonna start a flame on account of this... i never got him doing anything dirty... it's a way to start giving the story a personal touch... he would probably mention me as well... nothing wrong with it i guess...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
jbendaou
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I personally think cyanx is RIGHT...Plus everyone knows everyone in the garbage...isnt that the whole point???
So knock urself out and use whoever character you like....
this would make the story a lot better, cause it would compelle some lasy a$$e$ to start writting too
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randyrivera
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and Eric had a heart attack and DIED!
***The End*** |
jbendaou
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What a dream!!! Eric woke up and realized he was still alive and very horny...the only person he had in his mind was "randyrivera " he wanted him so bad. he took the phonebook, and looked his number up...
Ring ring...
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cyanx7
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quit screwing around u guys!!!
try to get back to the story shithappens left...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
Scythe
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...he turns around, beaten without a hope of escape. He slumps with the weight on his back against the moist brick tenement wall of the alley he ran into. "Is this the promise of America? So-called land of the free," the voice inside himself screams.
He decides, "hell, what could be the worst thing that THAT biker dude Cheri could do to me? He even has to like run the mile I did to get here from the sidestreets. There's no friggin way he could let that bike get in here," talking to himself (from a usurping observer, one could mistake him to be talking to the very same voice francine hears inside her head). "Which means," he continues on mumbling, "I STILL have a head start! And if I could just find someth...BULLSEYE!" He yanks himself to his feet as he happened to see the steps of a metal fire-escape ladder hanging just a few meters away. He ran towards it, made a jump, and grabbed ahold of the metal. Good thing it wasn't that rusty. He pulled his weight up and climbed. Good thing he isn't afraid of heights. He went on climbing double-time until he was levelled on the roof of the next tenement. He made a side-step and jumped to wet concrete, bruising his knees on a not-so-good landing. "Ooow, shit, that hurts!" He makes a peek over the gutter, hidden from view of the perplexed Cheri down below. He couldn't help but chuckle. "That twerp," he says as he shook off the dirt from his bruised palm... | |
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Posted: 2003-04-07 13:57
