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Bjerky's drinking and partying plus lil bit of learning spanish in Costa Rica! Exspedition! |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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no way dude....that's for you to execute.....
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
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francine
Joined: Feb 05, 2003
Posts: 41
From: WWW
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hey hey hey, let's not awaken the peeing monkey! ok! it's already filthy in here!  |
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 228
From: Porto, Portugal
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women... 
allways the same thing... who cares what the smell is? it's garbage, 4 pete sake!!!
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
francine
Joined: Feb 05, 2003
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hahahaha!!! |
bonito99
Joined: May 07, 2002
Posts: 368
From: The Philippine Islands
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Life: L-iving I-n F-vckin' E-arth
Great Champions Die Hard. " Women here in Manila are easy to get, specially if you have many dineros, I am talking in general here mate!I am already thru with Filipinas..." -  JN a.k.a *jojo* |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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right on.......now that's KISSS * Keep It Short & Simple Stupid*
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
tom_riddle
Joined: Sep 24, 2002
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life is too short to live in. sometimes your up, sometimes your down. up, down, up down, up down, up up up, down down down down down . . . . fu*ck, i am dizzy. .. . .
are you on the list? |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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i kinda prefer push in push out push in push out
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 228
From: Porto, Portugal
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u know... it's kind of dangerous to post like that...
people might get the wrong impression, u know?! 
(specialy with eric lurking around garbage... )
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
jbendaou
Joined: Feb 11, 2003
Posts: 458
From: Washington, DC
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Some people dont realize how Eric can affect them!!!watch out people
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The T68i God, P800 Dumper, T610 believer, the K700i lover, the P910 what, oh the K750i? |
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 228
From: Porto, Portugal
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shaw() was really worried... perhaps he's got something in the closet!
i got nothing there... once, back in my airforce days, i went to see a friend of mine (that soon became my gf) do a hair fashion show. she and the others modeled with diferent hairdoes and in the breaks there were 3 dancers from a known nightclub that danced... 2 gays and a dike... one of the gays was astounishing beautiful! he had pure feminin ways and face... that face was more beautiful then those of the models... he had grey eyes... kind of eyes u could fall into. like eric, he was a crazy indecent gay player... since he also was a friend of my "to-be" girl, he messed around with me... tested me 4 size. i was pretty confused. he got over to me, gently grabbed my nuts and whispered in my ear: "do u want to go to the hotel with me, lover?"
i was astounished...  wasn't counting on it i guess...
he was saying shit like "i want u to possess my ass, gently..." and all kinds of shit, NEVER leting go of my 3 piece set...
the girls realised i was being worked by Pedro (never will forget that bitches name...), and starting laughing...
i looked into his amazing lovely eyes (he still had his hand on my stuff), and thought... "what the hell! Filipe, my man... he IS beautiful... but u know what he has when he takes his pants off... and what he has, AIN'T what u want and like..."
so i asked him in a low voice, very serious and looking straight in his eyes without even blinking... "listen Pedro: if u want to have the full use of that hand from this moment on... here's a good advice: u should remove it... RIGHT NOW!!!!" (i screamed the last part...)
he said smiling: "i know u want it... don't fight back, baby..."
i grabbed his hand and squeezed it untill i heard the bones snaping lightly... he shouted and got on his knees... i let the hand go slowly... bent down, and told him: "i sure do hope u understood now..."
everybody looked at me like if i was some kind of MONSTER!!!!
(that made me feel pretty bad...)
except 4 one face... the one i was chasing! she was smiling at me, while the models and the other dancers told her: "what's wrong with u're friend!!! is he mad!!! he hurt pedro!!!!"
later on she told me: "i never thought u would like gays..."
from that moment on i knew that show had got to her... she was mine if i wanted her to be... i told her what i thought then and still think now: "he's absolutely gorgeous!!! if i didn't hit the sack with Pedro... i wont do it with any guy... EVER!"
i haven't got anything in my closet... if there were any doubts!...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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how cud anyone doubt u mate.........never!!!!!
in u we trust.......period!!!
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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From: Montreal / Beirut
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I'm not readin all that
Nobody is perfect, I am nobody, therefore I am perfect |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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denial is futile
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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From: Den Haag
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I guess this explains where you got your inspiration for Eric the Smuck!
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Posted: 2003-04-07 08:05
JN a.k.a *jojo*
