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Story: Eric the schmuck ... |
Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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From: Den Haag
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I do apologise! A chipmunk just bit my nipple!
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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"JJJEEEEEZZZUUUUSS!!! I could become rich if i discovered how to do this to other people!!! Imagine!... no plastic surgery required to get boobs... no pain... and no silicone!!!"
then he remembered with fright: "what about my knob!!!!  izzit still in place?...!"...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
Vlammetje
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So he lifted his skirt to check if everything was still alrite down there....
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wrecked_porsche
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Yup, it was there alright, just hangin' by a thread ... Then he decides to ...
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.  I  Nokia N95 8GB and N82 |
Vlammetje
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put the chipmunk under his skirt 
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nocturnalchipmunk
Joined: Jan 16, 2003
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From: California, USA
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.....TO TEAR OFF THAT THREAD!!!!!!! 
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wrecked_porsche
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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I Nokia N95 8GB and N82 |
Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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From: Norway
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after i while i comes out again...
Sony Xperia 1 II, Xperia 5, Huawei P30 Pro |
wrecked_porsche
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The chipmunk then bites Eric's 'thing' ... 
Eric screams out in pain  ..
Then the next thing U know ...
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I Nokia N95 8GB and N82 |
nocturnalchipmunk
Joined: Jan 16, 2003
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another one "grows" out!
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JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
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From: Canada GTA
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and another one again
before the chipmunk could bite again
so he was dumbfounded since he had 2 wangs
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wrecked_porsche
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So Eric shouts out to the people on the bus " does anyone here have an axe ? "
Then ...
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I Nokia N95 8GB and N82 |
JwY
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someone replies "no, but i have a weed whacker"
rebirth. |
wrecked_porsche
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Eric then says " wot's that ?!?! "
The person then says " ....
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I Nokia N95 8GB and N82 |
wrecked_porsche
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"Its for infesting your 'lil bro with weed !"
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Posted: 2003-07-04 11:13
Nokia N95 8GB and N82
Taste the rainbow, sweetheart!
