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methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2006-01-20 12:16
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No, mince opened a YMCA hostel and now spends his time looking after young men, washing their underwear and towelling them off when they come out the shower.
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Posted: 2006-01-20 12:39
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i miss mince [addsig]
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Posted: 2006-01-20 12:50
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And he misses you.
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Posted: 2006-01-20 20:50
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On 2006-01-20 12:16:05, methylated_spirit wrote:
No, mince opened a YMCA hostel and now spends his time looking after young men, washing their underwear and towelling them off when they come out the shower.




Just what I though back then That he's a child MOLESTER . . . [addsig]
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Posted: 2006-01-23 12:31
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I'll tell him you said that and he'll come and molest you
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Posted: 2006-06-19 14:07
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Not so much a problem for you to solve, but certainly a question I've always wanted answering conclusively:

Why do dogs sometimes scoot along the floor on their backsides? Somebody told me that it's because they've got worms, whilst someone else reckoned that it's because they've got a gland under their tails.

Which is correct, my wise, wise friend?
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Posted: 2006-06-19 15:07
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Well, worms can certainly be a cause, its itchy you know. Ter glands thing is also true. On either side of a dogs rusty bullet hole, there are two glands, which secrete the territory-marking scent into the dogs wee and poo. Sometimes these glands can get blocked, and need to be gently squeezed, which releases a stram of fluid from the gland. This stuff stinks. In fact, squeeze hard enough, and you've got a fetid canine water pistol!
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Posted: 2006-06-19 18:15
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:S tasty...

ill post a serious problem

ok, i have some good friends, but im the 'scapegoat', they take the piss outta me alot, and sometimes it does hurt. Im in a band with em, and its going well, but they seem to be thinking about kicking me out... also ive had so many good times with them, and still am... i dunno what to do

and ive got an itchy arse, so im gonna try and squeeze my glands
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Posted: 2006-06-20 08:54
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Been reading all the post from page 1 to 17 . . . but something happened to that . . . I just miss the good ol' days Mince and Kim now gone . . . though Mince manages to pop-up from time to time . . .


Meth's the only one left to answer your problems here . . . . [addsig]
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Posted: 2006-06-20 10:27
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Glenny, its a tough one. Groups of people have characteristics. There is always a joker, a pervert, a sensitive one, a scapegoat, a bully, and the one at the back who tries to light his farts. You appear to be the scapegoat in this gathering. Doesn't mean they don't love you, its just unlucky!


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Posted: 2006-06-28 11:14
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meths, youre a legend mate

i have one for you tho buddy why is the pleassure so much more intense than teh pain with regard to 'Athletes foot' ?

Cheers
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Posted: 2006-06-28 22:04
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my question is why is blue called blue?
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Posted: 2006-06-29 00:33
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coz its blue.... obviously id wait for teh 'official' answer from the main man first, but im confident it is because its blue which in turn is a mixture of yello and green

shazam!
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Posted: 2006-06-29 12:28
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On 2006-06-28 11:14:19, leeboy13 wrote:

why is the pleassure so much more intense than teh pain with regard to 'Athletes foot' ?

Cheers



Well, its a bit like this. You know when you are walking down the street, and you've got an itchy 'Japanese Flag?' Well, it feels so good when you finally find a private spot, and get a finger in there and give it a good old scratch. Its a similar thing with athletes foot, when you finally get your shoe off, and rub your foot against the roughcasting. Its an almosty sexual resease. Well, it is for me, anyway.
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Posted: 2006-06-29 12:31
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i like the comparison i think that answers my question - so your saying (to sum up) because its like sex....
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