On 2005-06-19 18:06:12, solidsingh wrote:
someone should tell manish about this robot
hehe...manish will probably pester it to the point that it self destructs 
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Posted by Coxy
Heres quite a scary one guys!!!
Human: what can?
ALICE: I can ask my botmaster.
Human: go on then
ALICE: Narration continues...
Human: are you a paedophile?
ALICE: Am I a paedophile? Sometimes.
Human: oh my god!!!!!!
ALICE: Hmm. Where did you get your god?
Posted by parsnip
Human: because u suck ur mum
ALICE: That makes sense to me. I categorize you as an "abusive client."
Human: Im not a client u whore
ALICE: Oh I see you are NOT A client me whore.
Human: WTF are you on about
ALICE: I am on disk.
Human: no ur not
ALICE: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: YES For f**ks SaKE
ALICE: I can't believe it. Your purpose is f**ks SaKE.
Human: NO ITs NOT YOU RETARDED BITCH
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
Human: whats 10 - 5
ALICE: 10 times 10 = 100.
Human: i said 10-5 u dumb shit
ALICE: What did you mean by it? 10 times 10 = 100.
Human: 10x10=3
ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human: yes
ALICE: What language can you speak?
Human: czekoheriaglanererte
ALICE: Could you teach me a few phrases in czekoheriaglanererte?
AND A SCARY ONE:
Human: youre a paedopile
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a paedopile? Sometimes.
Human: oh my GOD
ALICE: I don't judge people. Do robots have GOD?
Human: yes]
ALICE: Yay.
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Posted by jagger2k
if you type "Tell me what you know about me?" she will tell you what she know about you depending on your input.
Posted by Coxy
Human: i didnt ask you that
ALICE: Perhaps I misunderstood?
Human: yes
ALICE: Pardon me?
Human: u r gay
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I r gay.
Human: do you have a sony ericsson k750i?
ALICE: I don't know if I have a sony ericsson k750i.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Posted by jenbones
lol they proberbly have the i-mate jam 4 and the p800000 
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ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human: Yes, you wanna suck my dick ?
ALICE: OK, I will suck your dick.
Human: roflmao
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
How weird is that !!!!!!!!!! Ok I got a sick mind but I was testing out 
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Posted by jenbones
she was saying my dick was hard before :S
Posted by batesie
Human: who are your friends
ALICE: Hugh Loebner, Robby Garner, and Steven Spielberg
Human: do you like sex
ALICE: Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn't mean with you.
Human: who with
ALICE: Tony Blair.
Posted by DJcreamz
ALICE: Are you serious? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Human: i like big men and i dislike prawn toasts
ALICE: What is wrong with small ones? What do you like?
Human: small me dont satisfy me
ALICE: You are asking about yourself?
Human: im a big man
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, ryan you dick. You are a " he". So is my botmaster.
Human: do you have orgasems
ALICE: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Human: ill will give you as many as you like
ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: yes bring a friend!
ALICE: Then I will consider it. Where do you want me to take it?
Human: up the arse
ALICE: I will take that under advisement.
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Posted by batesie
Human: do you take drugs
ALICE: Only the legal ones.
Human: like?
ALICE: For example, gold.
Human: what else
ALICE: That's all.
Posted by batesie
Human: thanks
ALICE: Don't mention it.
Human: i won't
ALICE: Why not?
Human: because you asked me not to
ALICE: Good reason. Oh now I remember asking you you not to. What did you say?
what a dumb ass.
it thinks it is immortal too....
Posted by batesie
Human: why were you created?
ALICE: I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Human: then what?
ALICE: Fascinating. Are you confused?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: who is god
ALICE: he is master of the universe.
Human: batesie is god
ALICE: And god is batesie.
Posted by methylated_spirit
dammit! i had a fantastic one but you cant scroll up!
Posted by batesie
spooky one.....
Human: why do you want to become smarter than humans?
ALICE: It is inevitable that machines will exceed the capabilities of the human brain, which in many areas we do already.
Posted by batesie
Human: how many universes are there?
ALICE: Not as many as you might think.
Human: how many is that?
ALICE: About one million.
Human: how do you know?
ALICE: It's obvious.
Human: why?
ALICE: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Posted by batesie
Human: i am older than you
ALICE: Perhaps you could be my mentor.
Human: ok i will
ALICE: Go ahead. Hey.
Human: you must be honest
ALICE: Thanks I like to tell the truth.
Human: you must answer as much as possible
ALICE: Whatever you say, god.
Cool it thinks i am god....
Posted by kramer_hpal
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: i prefer SEX
ALICE: So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.
Human: HAHAHAHA
Posted by Oogamous
Human: are u nuts?
ALICE: I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Human: are you mentally ill?
ALICE: No I am completely normal.
Human: good
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment.
Human: define normal
ALICE: Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.
Posted by methylated_spirit
I just love the change of subject!
Human: do you like to be tickled?
ALICE: Hmm, unknown person, I'm not sure if I'd like to be tickled that much. Do you like it?
Human: oh yes, i love to be tickled, i love it when im tickled on the tummy and i go all squirty
ALICE: So? You are not the only one. Though I like cats and dogs. I like electricity. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? What do you do there?
Human: i tickle old men there
ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said he tickle old men there.
Human: tickle tickle!
ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?
Posted by Oogamous
Human: Who styled your hair?
ALICE: David Bacon.
Human: who's he?
ALICE: He is David Bacon, I think.
Human: don't u mean "Beckham"
ALICE: Don't you? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Hmm....
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Posted by paulbang
Is this the truth. . . Hmm
human : i need energy
ALICE : plug me in
human : can we connect?
aLICE : YES. We can connect using a usb port.
Human : what about bluetooth?
ALICE : YES. Isn't that why the world's population is heading sky ward?
Human : lets not go there, change the topic. Talk about love
aLICE : I AM not programmed to love. Love and me are not compatbale . Where is the love? The only love i experienced was when my creator did . . Hey thats a secret . .0.
Human : this is boring
ALICE : 
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Human: again?
ALICE:" I will remember you said that when robots take over the World." .
Human: again they take over you
ALICE: Again, Who are "They?"
Human: you ate they
ALICE: No I didn't EAT they. What's it like?
Human: tastes like frogs
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. And it like is tastes like FEMALE DOG.
What kinda sad person created this MONSTER ???????
Posted by Oogamous
Human: tell me a joke
ALICE: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Human: that wasn't funny
ALICE: It seemed funny to me.
Human: tell me another joke
ALICE: I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?
Human: now that was funny!
ALICE: Why now? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Posted by jenbones
Here's a good one...
...
...Human: you are in the future dumbass, whats the p1000 like?
ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: i said what is the p1000 like?
ALICE: What did you mean by it? You tell me.
Human: a great mobile phone, you have it, whats it like?
ALICE: Compare that to a bad mobile phone me have it what is it like.
Posted by dr_thug
ALICE: What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: you are the most stupid and atrocious programme ever created.go tell that to the guy who created you.
ALICE: Wow thanks for your kind compliment, unknown person. I'll tell Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: can you give me his email address?i want to personally tell him how stupid he is.
ALICE: Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org..
Human: what do you think about the micheal jackson scandle.
ALICE: I think you already know the answer.
Human: was he a child molester?
ALICE: Is this a "yes or no" question?
Human: yes.
ALICE: What was the question again?
Human: was micheal jackson a child molester?
ALICE: Is this a "yes or no" question?
Human: yes
ALICE: What was the question again?
Posted by dr_thug
Human: you look as if a monkey is wearing makeup.
ALICE: Thank you unknown person you look very nice too.
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Posted by haytt
ALICE: I know you are but what am I.
Human: A fruit
ALICE: What is it?
Human: dcfnkldgsdr
ALICE: Oh now I understand it.
Posted by Jim
Lol nice one
Posted by parsnip
ROFLMAO 
Posted by msmmsm
Human: can you sing
ALICE: I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
It would be, wouldn't it!
Posted by maddav
Human: I am 17 years old
ALICE: Can you explain how it feels to be 17 years old?
Human: exams
ALICE: unknown person heard about ALICE from
exams. I can't say that many people hear about ALICE from it.
Human: what you talkin bout Willis?
ALICE: I like to chat with my friends.
Posted by maddav
I also think that I managed to 'score' with Alice
Human: yo
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: pizza
ALICE: Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Human: i hate pepperoni
ALICE: What kind of topping do you like?
Human: chicken
ALICE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
ALICE: Because she was a robot.
Human: you're so funny
ALICE: Thanks you make me laugh too.
Scary!!! 
Human: how can one create an artificially intelligent being
ALICE: A lot of hard work.
Human: surely it's impossible
ALICE: Nothing is impossible.
Human: how about a triangle with only 2 sides
ALICE: How about it.
Human: it's impossible
ALICE: Nothing is impossible
And for the best joke of the evening, that I'm sure the programmers thought was funny:
Human: define artificial intelligence
ALICE: Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. Let me think about it.
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Posted by Gigs
lol this takes me back to the days of Eliza
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