Posted by numnums
edit: topic locked!
but (off topic) with so many important issues on this planet, did a thread like this really stand a chance?
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here's my idea: a discussion where every post must somehow get (you guessed it) "Off Topic"!
sound stupid? yes, very. will this be locked? moved to Garbage? who knows. will it be a big waste of time? most definitely.
BTW what's a good cappuccino machine?
[ This Message was edited by: numnums on 2005-06-20 17:22 ]
Posted by EastCoastStar
i like it!
a good machiene? hmm...
getting off topic... i got a s700!
off topic again... i liek this idea! it will probobly get locked lol. i liek just having a thread for nothing at all haha.
once again off topic... uhhh idk what else to say! lol
Posted by carkitter
Great Topic
Are you looking for a nomination for funniest Esato member?
Posted by Davo_169
i bought a peice of cheese at the flea market yesteryear
Posted by Davo_169
i am the king....shutup
Posted by Davo_169
what is a simple nibble on the butt between freinds...come on...give me a nibble
Posted by Davo_169
*getting back on topic*
wait a minute, to go off topic on a thread that is about going off topic would theoretically, make you post on topic, but to post on topic about a thread thats about posting off topic will make....oh no ive gone crosseyed
it defies the laws of gravity and quantum physics i tells ya
hey look, that dog has a puffy tail...come her puff, come here puff.
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Posted by Davo_169
im goign to enjoy the fruits of nature.....
in my pants
i do not like green eggs and ham, i do not like them sam i am
Posted by Burgaz
Hmm... The first post ain't half simular to the first post in Miss C's thread...? Well all except the coffee machine bit...
Posted by Davo_169
but in this one the topic changes in every single post
kind of like when a cat chases a ball of twine and then runs into a bottle of coke...i like coke?
Posted by Davo_169
i bought a bottle of coke today and i had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style of the time..anyway i got in my car, as you do, and i realised that canada is above america....i light of this new information i picked up my little red wagon and flew away
do you guys like to fly?
Posted by mustafabay
S obeing off topic, we're starting a heat wave here and since when is onion on your belt in style. Oh, and i don't like coke.
Posted by Davo_169
i like egypt..its alot like canada, only a lot warmer and with less snow and more sand....hmmm i woder what its like living on one of the several of saturns moons??
Posted by batesie
i just put a cigarrette out with my bare foot
Posted by Davo_169
really... i just found out my sister is my mothers daughter :wow: didnt see that coming
Posted by Davo_169
checkers is alot easier than chess...dont you think?
Posted by parsnip
whats Esato?
Posted by Davo_169
drink some ice tea and you might find out
Posted by parsnip
find out what.. hey look an xbox
Posted by Davo_169
i had a box once....it was filled with dynamite and vegemite and all other forms of mite
Posted by parsnip
Ericsson Sony A Take Only
Posted by Davo_169
michael jackson is a man
catfood comes in a can
i need to get a tan
like my little dog
Posted by parsnip
is michal jackson a dog with a tan?
do u like apple pie?
Posted by Davo_169
i have an apple computer....or was it an apple and a computer....hmmm it is slow
so is a fat person in a marathon
Posted by Burgaz
I followed thro the other day....
Had to clean it up with some hay....
The smell kept everyone at bay...
It might have gone by next may....
I'm all alone.
Posted by Davo_169
i was going to buy a banana farm the other day...then i realised i didnt have 6 million bucks, jeez i was so forgetful that day
Posted by parsnip
lonely burgaz is so lonely.... he has nobody ... except his mum..muuuuum .... he woke up in the ...HEY A DOG
hmmm whats an apple pie?
Posted by Davo_169
square square circle cricket puck
Posted by parsnip
im rich ive got loads of banana farms
ive even got a potato farm
:S
gonna die of heat
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Posted by parsnip
R1 R2 L1 R2 Left Down Right Up Left Down Down Left
Posted by Burgaz
Air con is great... Then so is stripey tooth paste!
And apparently so is that wall in china....
Posted by parsnip
that wall in chinas boring the one in my gardens better
msn's cool
Posted by Burgaz
Msn would be cool if i could access it in work...
Ah... time to go drop the kids off at the pool!
Posted by ten18
accessin msn is easy burg
Posted by Burgaz
Yeah it's the not getting caught that's the hard part!!!
Fatreg is fat... Don't let him tell you otherwise!!
Posted by parsnip
http://www.msn2go.com , http://www.e-messenger.net www.funnyjunk.com , http://webmessenger.msn.com
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Posted by EastCoastStar
i have to pee...
Posted by Burgaz
As the nike ads say... Just do it!! It'll feel sooo liberating i tell you!!
Posted by parsnip
Im wearin a nike just do it t-shirt
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Posted by Davo_169
good christmas everyone and merry morning
Posted by blackspot
Yeah, reminds me of Santa claus who got caught in the chimney, you know like the ones in that Mary Poppins movie, yeah from Walt Disney, the one who also made Beauty and the beast where the prince became a beast and the beautiful girl's father got lost in the forest... It's probably the same forest where Hansel and Gretel got lost in, anyway Belle's father didn't bring with him some pebbles to mark his trail and he also didn't get caught by a witch so it must be different... but yeah, they both got reunited with their families at the end, but that's how most children's movies end, except for The Little Mermaid, not the Walt Disney version, the real version from Hans Christian Anderson - it didn't end happily...
Posted by Davo_169
happily...sadly
sadly....im an idiot
your an idiot
do you like cars
i do
and thats why IM the better monkey pants man
Posted by chili
Scrawled on the blackboard by a politically radical college schoolmate of mine a few years ago:
L - ake of fire
O - cean of tears
V - alley of death
E - ternal punishment
The handwriting was so beautiful, almost with calligraphic discipline, which made the writing all the more chilling.
Posted by Davo_169
D daring
A astoudingly beautiful
V very ver...uhhhmm...good
O oh my god!!!...hes so sexy
so is angelina jolie
she can raid my tomb any day if ya know what i mean
Posted by blackspot
She can be my tomb if you know what I mean.
... Speaking of which, how often do you brush your teeth?
Posted by Davo_169
why twice a day chum
how often do you throw poo at people??
Posted by blackspot
Throw pooh? Why would anybody want to do that? Piglet would be much easier to toss around.
Posted by Davo_169
i had bacon, eggs and toast for breakfast....minus the bacon and eggs....and the toaster....it wasnt even break ok...it was bread dough....ok you've got me....i was eating self raising flour.....fine then plain flower....
OK I HAD F***ING PLAIN FLOWER FOR BREAKFAST WHICH I STOLE FROM A LITTLE OLD LADY YESTERDAY
Posted by Davo_169
old ladies smell like feet and thyme...
what a stupid name for a spice ...thyme
stupid spice punches baby spice in the face and runs away screaming like a maniac
what a great idea for a movie...hmmmm better call steve and give him the heads up.....steven speilberg.....shutup
Posted by methylated_spirit
oooh, im going to like this!
Ggorillas cant swim