Posted by Davo_169
ok..i went to the shops the other day, as you do, anyway i was down the bikkies aisle and decided to pick up a packet of oreos, as you do, ok so this is all fine, i pay for the and leave.
i get home, as you do.
i oped the packet at the north end, as you do.
the first biscuit was snapped in half...i though, ok it was at the end and statistics show that the end biscuits are more likely prone to breakage.
i open the packet a little more, as you do.
crikey the second biscuits broken.
i keep going, fourth, fifth and even sixth biscuit are snapped clean in half...i think to myself, this isnt cool.
lucky number seven is a whole biscuit, surprisingly, so is number eight.
so now my hopes are high for the remaining two buscuits.
so i opened it up a little more, as you do, out of pure curiousity, too see if the rest are intact.
BROKEN...BROKEN...F***ING BROKEN.
now all i ask of in life is too have at least 3 (the recommended serving suggestion according to the australian food association of who gives a f**K) oreos that are fully intact....IS THAT SOO MUCH TO ASK!!!
when you buy a packet of oreos you expect at least 75% of the to stay intact dont you?
what do you guys think??
Posted by jeko.uk
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you dont wanna know
Posted by Ayush
Oh my god! Don't there thing come with a warranty?
Posted by Davo_169
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yeah.....in a perfect, sugar coated, fine and dandy, whole bisucit packet WORLD!!!
Posted by jeko.uk
i got a chicken burger out of mac d's once got home and the f ing burger had no bun at the bottom
Posted by Cycovision
Look on the bright side, they come ready-prepared for dunking in your cup of tea
Think of all the effort that you've saved by not having to break them in half yourself!
Posted by Davo_169
they were clean snapped down the middle!!!!
not where the cream bit is
the actual biscuit part was snapped
in australia we use milk
Posted by methylated_spirit
Guys!
http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=76192
The "gaaah i really hate that" corner...for alll your gripes and moans.
meths provides the solution...
Posted by Burgaz
If someone did that to my Borbons i wouldn't be happy!
Posted by methylated_spirit
The biscuit of choice for meths is the malted milk ones with a picture of a cow and a bucket of milk on them. Oh and I like the ones with "NICE" on them, they are coated in sugar! Up yours, British Health and Exercise Board of Britain! WE WANT BISCUITS COATED IN SUGAR AND MARZEPAN, SOAKED IN RICH CREAMERY BUTTER!
Posted by Davo_169
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i think i all agree that this deserves its own thread
Posted by methylated_spirit
stfu both of you, davo and davo!
Posted by Davo_169
Posted by Glenny
davo AND davo? theres only one
i dont like oreo's to expensive
i had a mini fillet, and it was just bun!!!!! the food industry should be ashamed!
Posted by methylated_spirit
No theres 2, davo and his schizo mind
Posted by 50Cent
thats the funniest $h** i've read in a LOOOOOOOOONG time
Posted by Rookwise
It annoys me when i open a bag of crisps or tube of pringles and find a lot broken. Really narc's me.
Posted by ten18
Try ebay davo.
BOX 16 Oreo Chocolate Sandwich Cookies. P&P 83p brand NEW NR
How do you eat yours??!!
Posted by jenbones
Sue them :D
Posted by neha10
What about Poor Little Biscuits Nos 7 and 8? They 'broke' the monotony.
Posted by Gigs
It's impact damage.. and if you dunked 7 & 8, liquid and impact. Who'd cover for that?
Posted by Davo_169
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that was.....along time ago
yeah...so f*ck up about it
shhhhhh mate
Posted by gelfen
@neha:
@davo: so which davo said that
*ducks thrown packet of broken oreos*
Posted by Davo_169
that was him
i would never be that rude
pffft
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[ This Message was edited by: davo_169 on 2005-06-16 08:35 ]
Posted by gelfen
Posted by methylated_spirit
I LOVE BISCUITS AND CAKE
Posted by DJcreamz
i like porcilin dolls and miniture skirts
Posted by methylated_spirit
oooh, i love a bit of cake. Nothing better afte ra hard days work than a cup of tea and a nice slice of cake. Its just...oooh yeah, cake.
OOOOOOH MAN, I LOVE DE CAKE!!!
Posted by DJcreamz
i know where that is from
great sketch.
Posted by Glenny
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usually, i place the food in my mouth, chew, and swallow, dunno bout u guys
Posted by ten18
how do you eat your O R E O S glen, not food in general! we all know how to eat food lol..
outraged davo is always buying oreos and most of them are usually broken in half so hes not a happy chappy!
Posted by Bjerkebanen
When i eat Oreos i usally take them all apart and use the cream inside as a sticky material to stick it to walls. Then when i put all my Oreos up on walls i get: One goate One cow One freak whale with legs And a wee bummbel bee! And then i shout one 2 three GO!!! Then im usally the first one to manage to lick all the Oreos off the wall! And then me and all the animals sit around a bon fire with a guitar and sing as loud as we can: I licked the oreos of the wall!!! Aaaaoooo i licked the oreos of the wall mmhmmm!
Posted by ten18
holy crap bjerkabanaken
..thats bizzare, what the heck are you??
Posted by Bjerkebanen
im a real human boy! Why do you ask?
Posted by chili
@bjerk, I suppose you live on a farm adjacent to a beach??? Or are you just near a zoo.
Posted by Bjerkebanen
i actually live near a horse track!
Posted by vanquish
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That is fantastic. You idiot! You just made me laugh out loud in an internet cafe!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Ive never hasd oreos
Posted by Davo_169
my god, seriousely mate your missin out on some fine peice of eatin right there
Posted by methylated_spirit
do they taste like areolas? i like them
Posted by gelfen
@bjerky:
500 oreos stuck on the wall
500 oreos stuck
if one of those oreos should be licked cream and all
there'll be 499 oreos stuck on the wall
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Posted by Bjerkebanen
no you just have to buy enuff oreos!
Posted by Luke-the-magic-man
id sue the bastard company
Posted by Bjerkebanen
do you want the company to feed you the oreos?
Posted by Luke-the-magic-man
lol not a bad point sue them for a life time supply!
Posted by methylated_spirit
i want lots of cake and bicuits!
Posted by Bjerkebanen
and tea with it! riite?
Posted by vanquish
i just had a muffin and cappucino.
orgasmic!
Posted by methylated_spirit
chocolate muffin and the mandatory big mug o' tea!
Posted by Glenny
double galaxy choc muffin with a hot choccy, with crumbs from the muffin in the choccy, and hot choccy poured on the muffin....