Posted by folling182
the remainders of a hotdog you ate earlier..
Posted by dude_se
a tissue
Posted by satan89
You mean you'll have the same thing in your pocket till friday?
Posted by DJcreamz
a small iraniun refugee ?
Posted by dude_se
happy bday meths!!!!!
Posted by 50Cent
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how can u put THAT in ur pocket
umm... chewing gum?
Posted by dude_se
a birthday cake,
birthday card,
presents
Posted by max99
biro, biro lid, keys, simcard , apple, bottle opener, microphone, earing
Posted by dude_se
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i just wanted to say happy bday.
ummm a memory card for your k750
Posted by Ayush
Fleshlight?
Posted by dude_se
ok you may not have a k750, bugger.
i guess a flashlight.
whats a fleshlight. sounds cool
dude_se
Posted by maddav
Dust? Lint? Soil? Your Hand?
Posted by DJcreamz
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hahaha god thats made my day, google "fleshlight"
Posted by dude_se
lol.
im so bored.
a lighter
dude_se
Posted by maddav
Haha just Googled fleshlight
Posted by axxxr
Meths i think its the game Sudoku you may be refering to?
Posted by dude_se
@axxxr i love your pic.
dude_se
Posted by batesie
a pair of Nunchucks
Posted by blackspot
Sauron's ring.
Posted by batesie
K & Y Jelly
Posted by solidsingh
a mini garden knome
Posted by DJcreamz
one of them new fangled slick man rapper and part time hit men?
Posted by batesie
an Sony NW HD5?
Posted by Ayush
@dude fleshlight is a self gratificator :-D
Posted by batesie
ayush you have personal experience?
Posted by methylated_spirit
I wish i had a fleshlight...
Posted by DJcreamz
please, there is nothing more sociably unaceptable then making "babies" with a torch
Posted by methylated_spirit
green knob rot?
Posted by DJcreamz
even that has a slight sypathy vote
u cant feel anything but pity for some one making love to a device also used to find ur way around a dark campsite
Posted by Ayush
@bate no :-) @dj er it's not for making babies @meth buy one!
Posted by batesie
a birthday card
Posted by DJcreamz
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Really ?? and there was me thinking that you could make babies using a sex toy, silly me!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Oh sod it...
A ROLL OF PTFE TAPE!
Posted by Burgaz
lol
So mundane...
Posted by amnesia
lint?
Posted by goldenface
I knew it!
Posted by nickorooster
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Um... Seeing as we're still guessing, TAPE!!! Did I get it right? Did I?
Nick
Posted by Ayush
@dj then ur joke was a pj
Posted by DJcreamz
pj ?
Posted by Ayush
poor joke
Posted by DJcreamz
when did i make a joke tho ?
Posted by Bjerkebanen
do you got a plastick vagina in your pocket sir?
Posted by methylated_spirit
yes.
Posted by DJcreamz
what about Bjerkebanen vile sense of humour
Posted by methylated_spirit
Its funny, his name, roughly translated, means "monkey w@nker-off-er"
Posted by batesie
bjerekenbackorwhatever
the game is finished btw
Posted by DJcreamz
monkey w/-\nker??? hahahahaha how strange
Posted by batesie
wrong thread dude
Posted by DJcreamz
wrong thread ?
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this was supposed to be in the Miss copperfiled thread bozo