Posted by max99
lol, i saw this guy once , can't remember where, he got pigeon on his hand then put bread his his mouth and got the pigeon to pick it out, it was disgusting
@fatreg well onli rest of 2day left till u have a =day off
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Posted by Burgaz
I'm Alive!!!!!!
Posted by max99
good 4 u
Posted by fatreg
that is minging,
i hate pigeons!
fatreg
Posted by Burgaz
Just crawled outta bed...
Posted by DJcreamz
pigoens are evil according to norris from corination street.
i dont watch it out of choice by the way
Posted by Dicky Snapples
So what do you guys do for a living?
i work in a phone shop(Cable and wireless)
all i seem to have had today is moaning customers!
Posted by DJcreamz
lololololol this is funny just got it in an email!!!
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognisable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what had happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was sceptical but they assured him that with the curtains closed for privacy, and his co-operation it might just work. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
A few minutes passed and then the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate, alarms ringing, the nurses burst into the room.
"What happened?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
Posted by EastCoastStar
i just thought i would pop up and say heyy.
im in school now, but i also work in construction. (well, will when im done with school) Then i will make enough money to save to go to college.
@DJcreamz hahaha
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Posted by batesie
HAHAHA DJ
Posted by max99
lol, quite good dat one
Posted by Burgaz
Nice one... My missus choked once...
Posted by DJcreamz
lol, y she choke?? did it taste like sheep ?
Posted by batesie
Haahaaaa
Dj's on form toady...
Posted by Burgaz
Maybe... I was too busy larfing to ask...
Posted by DJcreamz
lol your a harsh man.
I got some billiant football placemats from the pub at lunch time, they got little holes to put ur fingers through as legs lol
Posted by fatreg
pub at lunchtime?
drinking on the job eh?
TSK!
i get my 6680 next week
fatreg
Posted by DJcreamz
trust me a stella is the only thing that will get me through the day its so dam hot in this office, got the fan on dont do alot when the surrounding air is nuculear thermal
Posted by Burgaz
I don't do stella... It gives me wind...
So when you gonna give me that 6680 fatleg?
Posted by fatreg
ahhh sounds remarkably like my office!!
no AC, got a fan on ibut it about as useful as an unuseful person.
fatreg
Posted by batesie
POST ME YOUR EMAIL ADDRESSES i have an excellent Bud Light video for you to watch. (if you want that is)
Posted by DJcreamz
stella has a far more potent blend there fore all tho its only 1% more alchoal than most other beers it has much more of an effect quicker, i love it.
Yer and 3 photocopiers been gogin for the last 3 hours there is a rather strong smell of chemicals
Posted by batesie
i love the smell of petrol, especially super unleaded...
Posted by DJcreamz
mmmmmm and the sweet sweet smell of turpentine
Posted by batesie
Zippo lighter fluid has a nice aroma. and yes i do have a Zippo...
Posted by fatreg
you want my 6680 burgers?
whats is worth? a PSP?
the smell of turpentine!? HMMMM!!
not sure on that one.
fatreg
Posted by DJcreamz
me too a Jack Daniels one complete with its original case
Posted by batesie
My Limited antique silver plated badboy, never fails me...
Posted by fatreg
ive got me a few zippos, ill post ya'all some pics later.
dunno why i have them, i dont smoke!!
fatreg
Posted by batesie
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Fookin hell why did i think you'd have more than one.....
Posted by DJcreamz
lol ill post my pic as soon as i get home
Posted by batesie
Fatreg should be called multiplereg
Posted by DJcreamz
perhapos he has multiple sexuall organs meaning he can repoduce A-Sexually
Posted by max99
lol wierd convo
Posted by batesie
thats a scary thought. Fat reg is off to count his zippo collection...
Posted by fatreg
ahh i can count em withhout being at home,
ive only got 4.
and no i cant reporduce a-sexually! i still need a lady to help me along the way!!
fatreg
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Posted by DJcreamz
lol yer, 66, 67,68, 69
my posts allways reach 400 then at the end of the day i got back to 360
Posted by fatreg
that happens to me a fair bit.
apparantly the reset the counter at 3am and it f00ks up some stuff.
fatreg
Posted by DJcreamz
and posts in this forum dont count towards ya total
Posted by batesie
yep none of these count.
Posted by fatreg
WHAT? so all this time ive been jibbing on i dont get any post counts??
OMFG! cant we put this is the SE thread then??
fatreg
Posted by DJcreamz
lol yer mods please move.
I wanna go home
Posted by max99
yea man , i need 2 get my post count up
Posted by batesie
Heres the info...
http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=90777#post1225125
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Posted by DJcreamz
i been registered for just over 10months i need.....
Cold stella in a bootle
Plate of breaded Mushrooms
And my misses giving me a head massarge
Posted by Dicky Snapples
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bootle?!?
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Posted by batesie
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Yep, i'll have them too, chese and bacon potato skins instead though....
Posted by DJcreamz
haha yer a bootle its like a bottle only bigger...
mmmm how about just those big platters you get in pub's onion rings, mushrooms, cheese and bacon skins, chips, totrila chips and salsa, whilst sitting at a table with ur misses and her extra sexy friends
and watching Norwich city beat fulham to stay up in the premiership
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Posted by batesie
or watching spurs win 3-0 and man city winning 1-0 to make spurs get into europe...
no i am dreaming now.
Posted by Dicky Snapples
Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust's are amazing!
but i only get like a year as theres no Pizza hut over here so i gotta wait till i go on holiday
