Posted by Oogamous
Well, in my opinion,
1) From the size of the object...
2) By it's rectangular shape....
3) By the depth of the bulge...
4) And By the pattern of creases on his pant...
It's got to be a P910i!! I don't think anything else in this world could fit the bill that perfectly..and i fail to think what else could it possibly be..
What do u guys feel?
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Posted by fatreg
a SE P910i.
fatreg
Posted by k4m!k4ze
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I feel you have a lot of time on your hands and probably need something else to keep you busy....
Posted by knight4led
I want nothing to do with inspecting bulges in Michaels pants...
Posted by Oogamous
Lol. :-)
Posted by nickorooster
Haha, agreed. But couldn't it be a PDA of some OTHER kind? Or at the very least, ad p900?
Nick
Posted by Oogamous
A p900 does comes close. But though the Shape and size is a match, it's the crease patterns that rule out the possibility of it being the p900. It's definitely a p910.
Posted by PeterKay
A diary of his past
Posted by k4m!k4ze
or maybe some candy in p900 sized box ?
or maybe he has a spare nose in a box ??
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Posted by nickorooster
Um, I have no idea how you can POSSIBLY discern between the p900 and p910 in a pocket! Look at what esato has to say about the sizes!
http://www.esato.com/phones/c[....]n&mod2=P910&w2=58&h2=115&d2=26
Nick
Posted by Oogamous
umm... it's just that i feel that a p900 in mj's pocket is highly unlikely... it's got to be a p910... call me biased, but the QWERTY keyboard in the p910 might contribute to half an extra crease somehow...
Anyway lets make this fun... keep the wildest guesses coming... prove me wrong..
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Posted by nickorooster
Could it not be a Nintendo DS? Something to bribe the kiddies with?
Nick
Posted by dude_se
lol
probly is!
Posted by _mackan_
lol
i think it is a portable dvd-player with some porno
Posted by dude_se
could be some pics of him with the children to motivate him in court!
Posted by _mackan_
yea thats also a possibility
Posted by dude_se
theres many possibilites. too many to list. condoms, money to bribe the children with, etc........................
Posted by _mackan_
@dude_se: well, none of the things you mentioned have the same size as the thing on the picture
Posted by dude_se
well he could have a few packs of condoms or a lot of money........money inside the condoms!
Posted by _mackan_
haha yea, i guess your right
i mean, its michael jackson, he could wear anything inside his pockets
Posted by dude_se
could be a "debonertiser" if they exist, to stop him getting exited when he sees the children.
Posted by _mackan_
yes, a thing like that would be very useful for that bastard.
Posted by dude_se
no one knows wether hes guilty or innocent but i know what i think (guilty). you just need to look at his face and some of the evidence to realise this. there is so much evidence against him and what normal adult invites children round to their house to play?
Posted by _mackan_
exactly, i think most people believe that he is guilty. i am also one of them. he seems to be such a crazy man.
Posted by Ayush
spot on..could it be that book of evidence he has stolen which contains some kiddie pictures?
Posted by EastCoastStar
hahahha i barley see anythign!! hahaha
but its a p910!! (just because i want it to be lol)
Posted by _mackan_
I think it is some of his CD's.
Or maybe a block of chocolate.
Posted by Oogamous
hmm... u guys are all wrong.. it's not a condom, not pics of kids, not pics of kids in condom packets (absurd)...
I'm telling you all it's a P910i... trust me- it couldn't be anything else...
Posted by _mackan_
Okey, if you say so
Posted by dude_se
p910i with porn on
wouldnt suprise me
Posted by nickorooster
Hey, whats wrong with that? Its WHAT KIND or porn I'd be worried about
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Nick
Posted by dude_se
yep i agree.
Posted by _mackan_
I guess we will never find out that.
Posted by Oogamous
Well, that pic is pretty recent of michael's trial. So there's no way he'd be carrying porn in a courtroom. So as i have repeatedly said in this thread - It couldn't be anything else other than A P910i. And am i glad that no one is arguing. It seems to be unanimous. :-D
Posted by FutureDesign
Who said he was normal? Hes friggin plastic! Anywho its some device with porn to make he THRILLER, but yet he never was the SMOOTH CRIMINAL!
Posted by Davo_169
its a midget baby....small enough to fit in your pocket
Posted by Johnex
Haha. :-). Can it be a cassette with porn of him and wade robson? LMAO.
Posted by Oogamous
A midget baby? :lol:
Posted by _mackan_
well okey then, its a P910i.
Posted by Oogamous
Good.
Posted by mobikid
must be a big book havng phone numbers of little kids
Posted by PeterKay
Posted by Qoastro
It's spare parts for his face
Just incase anything would fall of
Posted by vanquish
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Don't you dare discriminate against those with plastic surgery.
He has not yet been found guilty so technically he is still innocent. I am not saying i believe in his innocence but until he is found guilty by the court of law then you should not make fun of him just because of his plastic surgery. I know people that have had it done and it doesn't make them any lesser of humans!
I will happily withdraw this post if he is found to be a paedophile though
Posted by PeterKay
He still makes me sick, cos he has admitted sleeping with kids.
Posted by batesie
its a bottle of jesus juice
Posted by Oogamous
@ batesie... ha ha
...you know, i kind of found mj's usage of the term 'jesus juice' corny, but catchy...
@vanquish.. my thoughts exactly. innocent until proven guilty. who knows? maybe he IS misunderstood.. slim chance considering the evidence, but still, maybe.
Posted by batesie
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he wont end up in prison, probably in a mental hospital, its obvious the guys not sane.
Posted by Oogamous
yup.. jacko does seem to be whacko in the head.
Posted by ten18
After careful anaysis and abnormal x-ray scans, it turns out that its not a P910 after all.